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pd Rydia 
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Meat.com
PETA got ahold of meat.com.

Check it out!

www.meat.com


Crawling Reshiki
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onoes cancer

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If you are what you eat, than that explains why the vegan couple in that picture look like vegetables.

I mean, honestly. Their zombie-like facial expressions just screams, "I'd eat your delicious brains if it weren't for the fact that it'd give us colon cancer."




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Choark 
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Ah, another thing they've prooved gives ya cancer. N' look at that its the only food I enjoy on this Planet.

I can't wait until they release the details of how too much air can give the skin and lungs cancer. Well techically they've done the next best thing for me. Ah well.


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<something witty>

"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

Uncle Pervy 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!

Because of course vegetables can never ever cause cancer ever. We certain don't genetically alter them! And imported stuff certainly have the same chemical standards as we do. :D

Archmage144 
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Someone needs to review their statistics notes, especially the part about "confounding variables."




The Duelist
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so we need to choose between our meat...and our meat?

Didn't we already have this conversation?

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pd Rydia 
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Actually, we had that conversation because meat supposedly causes impotence. The PCRM tells me so! (The PCRM isn't heavily in with PETA, financially and philosophically, nosiree...)


Nick Shogun
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And I was planning on having a thousand young, like my brother the Goat.

Nekogami 
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I like cows
(I like to eat them and wear them)
I like chickens
(in a patty and preferrably with mayonnaise, lettuse, tomato and a good bun)
I like pigs
(In the forms of footballs and ribs.)
I like fish
(I have one in a tank on my desk right now but the bastard is too small to eat)


So as you can see. I have an ardent passionate love for all of the aboved animals. Take that PETA!




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Aegof
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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
But.. meat good...

Lord McBastard 
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Re: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
Two quotes I can think of come to mind. Both from animated characters....what does that say about me? ....don't answer that.

"You know I read somewhere that star light gives you cancer....then again what doesn't these days?" -Stewie.

"I respect the fact you don't eat meat, please respect the fact that I don't eat fake meat." -Raven

Yeah.....that's basically how I feel on the subject. I wouldn't mind being a vegetarian (not a vegan though), however, meat just tastes so damned good.

Plus, in terms of evolution, being omniverous is your best bet for survival.


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Edited by: Lord McBastard  at: 4/12/04 6:45 am
BrainWalker 
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Re: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
Wow. It's scary how much of LMB's post was exactly what I was thinking, and what I was about to post.

Also, "Meat causes cancer" is the gayest thing I've heard in awhile. Ever since the advent of sharp teeth, animals have been eating each other, and ever since the advent of man, we have been eating animals. Over millions and thousands of years of carnivorousness, I doubt it's killed enough people (well, except for the ones who got eaten) to warrant any kind of epedemic of vegetarianism. If everyone were to stop doing everything that could potentially kill them, noone would ever do anything.

Why the Hell do so many vegeterians feel the need to thrust their decision to spurn meat in our faces, anyway?

You know, "___ causes cancer!" seems to be a pretty trendy argument these days for people trying to get other people to stop doing something. Makes it hard to take a lot of it seriously.

Choark 
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Re: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
You know air does cause Cancer.

No, it honestly does. There is a very small chance that one of the small charged electrons will get to the nucleaus of a skin cell making it cancerous, and if the skin cells around it die (which they will eventually), then the cancer will grow in them - or something like that. I'm trying to remember something explained to me ages ago and brought up just yesterday.

Oh - the chances of thi happening is so bloody small that, well, its stupid to think about it - but it has happened at least twice =O

The strange point is everything out there probably does stand a chance of causing you cancer. Hell if you're not safe in the air then where are you safe?

LMB gets a thumbs up from me for picking two top notch T.V. quotes *thumbs up* One I thought about myself, the other I had forgotten but reconised as soon as I read it.

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Also lots of people seem to be saying what BW's thinking these days.... maybe theres a door into his head no ones told me about? Or BW has started to hang around us al too much.


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Re: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
I was walking around a dorm at Duke yesterday, and on one guy's door was a poster that said:

"For every animal you don't eat I'm going to eat three."

Touche.



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FlamingDeth
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Re: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
BREAKING NEWS, PETA IS STUPID!



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Uncle Pervy 
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Re: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
Gus. Your new avatar is you standing beside this poster. Get the picture, posthaste!

Zemyla 
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Re: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
Hmm... eating meat gives me cancer? Then I'll just kill the animals and not eat them!

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Ganonfro
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Re: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
Gus, that quote is from Maddox's Best site in the Universe, if I'm not mistaken.

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Re: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
I went back and found that poster and Ganon is right.

In other news I lost my digital camera.

:(



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Re: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
Sounds to me like someone's running out of arguments.





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Elementalist Daien
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Re: Meat.com
So? What's next?

Video Games cause cancer?

Chocolate causes cancer?

How about Jesus causes cancer?

I dunno.

Zemyla 
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Re: Meat.com
No, but Jesus causes heart attacks.

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pd Rydia 
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Okay, this is awesome.

Go look at Peta's 404 page.

http://www.peta.com/omgwtflol.html


Uncle Pervy 
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Ah, Peta, making the cause of being humane to animals seem batshit insane :D

Great find, sis ^^

BrainWalker 
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Holy shit. That's like somethning I might expect to see as a result of SomethingAwful or Onion or Seanbaby shenanigans... but it's real.

There needs to be an organization that cares about animal rights and ISN'T composed entirely of morons.

#3 is the best/worst.

Is there like... a PETA "Klan" that hates everybody or something?

yerfriendlyhypocriticalcommunist
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mmm meat

Crawling Reshiki
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Oh, Maddox, we love you!

Also, anyone seen Pen & Teller's "Bullshit"? Great, funny, scathing show. They did an episode on PETA, and it was simply fantastic. Take it with a grain of salt?
Sure! But when it came to PETA, it's rather easy to believe what they were going on about.


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Seethe347
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Re: mmm meat
This thread reminds me of another [sarcasm]wonderful[/sarcasm]web site.

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Uncle Pervy 
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Re: mmm meat
I recall that from when we discussed in Serious. Fun stuff, it is.

Crawling Reshiki
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I was the one that started that topic. >: And thus I will declare it OLD NEWS

Seethe347
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I never saw that topic, but now I'm going to look for it.

EDIT:

I now feel like I've accomplished something by finding it.

Anyway... I remember hearing from a few sources that the wheat it takes to feed our livestock could be used to feed many more people than the livestock themselves. Of course, I also remember reading that trying to live on nothing but wheat will lead to blindness and eventually death. I also remember Demolition Man, where people who don't eat meat are easy to beat up...

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Edited by: Seethe347 at: 4/22/04 5:51 pm
Idran1701
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Yeah on both points. That's a consequence of entropy, there, that you'd get less energy from a cow then the food the cow ate. But, eating pure wheat would definitely result in nutrition deficiencies. It is possible to have a vegetarian, or even a vegan diet with all the proteins, vitamins, minerals, etc. that one needs to survive, but meat is a much more efficient source in this respect, especially for the various proteins one needs.



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Zemyla 
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Not to mention it tastes better.

However, I recall reading that we can't eat the same wheat that cows eat.

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Uncle Pervy 
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This would be a consequence of not having four stomaches.

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