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Capntastic 
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Once I was the King of Spain
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza.

Discuss. At length.

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Michael Caine
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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
Cool.



I am just too damn British.

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I said at length! *Brandishes a windshield wiper*

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k



I am just too damn British.

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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
whut


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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
Die.



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*Runs over Gus with a Zamboni*

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HAIL TO THE KING



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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
*Is totally unaffected cause he doesn't know what that is*



I am just too damn British.

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*runs steamroller over Gus in the name of the King*



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Well if it's for royalty I guesARGH MY LEGS MY PELVIS MY SPLEEN MY CHEST MY ARMS MY FACE OW FUCK I DIE!



I am just too damn British.

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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
>_> You fail to realize that I am no longer a King.

Would you like to know how this is?

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There are many who fall tragic lengths from such lofty positions as hairdresser to the queen to such unenviable lows as newcasters. Why does it happen without fail? It is the zucchini principle. I don't know why it's called the zucchini principle -- it really doesn't have anything to do with zucchinis. Or is the plural zucchini? Anyway. Zucchini is really an under valued fruit. Did you know it was a fruit? Actually I'm not too sure it is. I think it is. You know tomatos are fruits too. Fruits come from flowering plants and tend to have seeds in them. Like peaches. Though peach seeds are wacky. And called "pits." What is up with that? I mean, when I think of "pit," I think of the crook where my arm meets my torso. It smells. Well, when I forget deoderant that is. Which isn't too often, because I don't like to smell in public. It's amazing how many people don't seem to mind this, however. People are amazingly tolerant of all the wrong things, and intolerant of others. Like politicians, and pants. Pants are really not as bad as people make them out to be. Without pants, we would be cold! Or at the least, men would be wearing long skirts in the winter. Or kilts. Kilts are sexy. So are goatees. More men should wear goatees. You know, I went to a seminar on coordinating the efforts of our safety officials once. Firemen, policemen, paramedics, etc. Never saw so much facial hair before in my life. I swear, it was like looking across a sea of mustaches and beards. Now, beards are strange. I mean, most of them look alright, but I'd be afraid of getting food caught in them. Well, I guess the female equivalent is getting food dropped on your chest. Stupid breasts. Well, not all breasts are stupid. Chicken breasts, cooked properly, can be quite nifty. Though actually, I suppose it's stupid too...not going to be passing any physics exams anytime soon, anyway. I hate physics. I took the class with the class behind me and it was taught by a nun. An evil nun. I left school for 40 days and my grades in the class went up. This world would be so much better without grades. Grades should all be corralled together and shipped to Mars. I saw a cool picture of martian landscape with a McDonalds on the horizon. That was funny. Because, you know, McDonalds is everywhere. It's down the street. It's in the mall. It's in the airport. It's in your schools, your home, your games, your car, your diaries, your livejournals, your sock drawers, YOUR MIND. Free your mind. Word.


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Close, but still not right.

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Fuck you. :(


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KingOfDoma
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Pizza Pizza: Popular... Eastern Canadian?... pizza place.

The King Of Spain: Comical song by Moxy Fruvous about a king (of Spain, obviously) who pulls a Prince and Pauper with a Canadian, and now must work at various low paying jobs in Toronto. (It must be Toronto, since he vacuums the turf at Skydome.)

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The Duelist
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...And now I eat, humble pie...

"I'm telling you I was the king of spaayaain.."....

Technically, their ability to move that fast is physically impossible. This is generally why physicists aren't much fun at parties.

Archmage144 
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Holy fuck. Dia is ranting.

That reminds me of the time, back in the day, when I joined RPGWW. As a matter of fact, I believe one of my introductory posts was basically arguing with Dia about the status of red mages--whether, that is, they belonged in the "suck" or "non-suck" category. It may have been shortly afterwards that Rube created the fearsome beast known only as "TDTLTTOBNL," but then, I digress. Anyway, red mages wear cool hats, and that's good enough for me. Of course, in theory, I could ramble on for an eternity in an almost mathematical proof regarding the sucking or non-sucking of red mages and relate the entirety of the situation to their keen sense of fashion and twinkiness or nontwinkiness, as not all red mages are powergamers (a common myth). In any event, I suppose I'll save you from that debacle by cutting this rant relatively short, since this is not the appropriate thread for ranting, but it did seem like a good idea at the time. I wholly blame Dia, as I often do, since a great many things are her fault, including tornadoes, the stock market crash, and the disappearance of three of my dress socks.

Oh, and something about the King of Spain. He's cool. He really ought to send me some sangria. Yes, I know there should be an accent on the i, but I'm too lazy to dig up the character map and EZboard will probably butcher my upper ASCII anyway, as its programmers have NO RESPECT for my beautiful upper ASCII characters. NO RESPECT, I say. They wouldn't know the beauty of upper ASCII if I hit them in the face with an §.




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Lemme tell you some things about Spain. It's ruled by liches. That's right, liches. Look throughout Spain's history, and you'll see two rulers, Ferninand and Isabella. Always Ferdinand and Isabella. History claims that they are the same person, but history also claims that George Washington tossed currency across rivers the whole time, and we all know that's just rubbish. Clearly, they were some form of immortal, and look where they drove Spain, to establish a brutal colonial empire and war with other nations. Only the undead could have such hatred. Praised be that they were cast down, after being horribly wounded in the Thirty Years War by Cardinal Richelieu.

Thus, Zero is a witch.

Crawling Reshiki
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Cripes, Zero. Only you and your sporadic posting would get people up in arms. I remember the days when all you would talk about was disco, cocoa, and fencers. Now look at you. You bring up any old reference and sashay it around like a frilly pink dress! Your spelling and grammar may have improved, but you are still dark and dense like a mini-layered turfbomb. And now that that has been revealed, I proclaim you to be poisonous to my health.


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You are all incorrect, perse, as I am NOT the King of Spain anymore.

Besides, I'm filling out an application for Gamestop.

Crawling Reshiki
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Uh oh! What crazy shenanigans will that Zero get into next?


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Something involving a lot of Krispy Kreme donuts, a compression device, and a funnel.

Crawling Reshiki
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Your undoing will be your ingenuity.


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Don't you use to try that reverse crap with me! Why I should'a ought'er ended yer sewer rat mangey-furred life moments ago when I had the chance!

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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
You're a failure Capn, and you always will be.

Don't worry though, you will always have your claim to sanity.



I am just too damn British.

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Don't make me break out the Ice Beam.

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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
Ice Beam like a fox?



I am just too damn British.

LilDragonFluffy: HOW TE FUCK DO YOU FEMININFIZE GUS?!

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Crawling Reshiki
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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
You've lost my moral support.


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I've also misplaced your anal virginity, but we just won't mention that will we.



I am just too damn British.

LilDragonFluffy: HOW TE FUCK DO YOU FEMININFIZE GUS?!

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Crawling Reshiki
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I meant that Zero has lost my moral support.

You, on the other hand, have lost your drawers.


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FlamingDeth
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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
I recall someone telling me to post in this thread, so here you go.

*says something relevant and interesting*

Crawling Reshiki
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FD must have gotten onto the wrong train.


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FlamingDeth
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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
I can find no errors in your logic, so that must be a reasonable conclusion!

Crawling Reshiki
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It is. I am a reasonable man, thus all of my conclusions are reasonable.

Just like this new conclusion: puking blood is bad.


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Zemyla 
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Nonsense! It's what all the cool kids do!

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Crawling Reshiki
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Cool if you HAVE THE RAGE.


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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
What if you like, puke ACID blood?

NebulaQueen
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Then you would be a biohazard, mister.

Don't make me pass ecological reforms on your ass.




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It's not me. It's that one guy, you know, the crazy one with the stuff.

*Flees on his escape goat*

Crawling Reshiki
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*Chases with a shotgun*


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The Duelist
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People aren't wearing enough hats.

*pulls shotgun*

*Kicks down door*

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

That is all.

Technically, their ability to move that fast is physically impossible. This is generally why physicists aren't much fun at parties.

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*Dons an orange traffic cone!*

The Duelist
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that's more like it...

Technically, their ability to move that fast is physically impossible. This is generally why physicists aren't much fun at parties.

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You should put a line before your sig, so I don't constantly have the urge to give you a sound throttling :D

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I'll throttle YOUR urge!


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Technically, their ability to move that fast is physically impossible. This is generally why physicists aren't much fun at parties.

NebulaQueen
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I'll line you, boy. e\/e *Strangles Capn' with the hr code*




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The Duelist
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I say we go Renaissance on his ass!

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Bah, I just say we simply go dance on his arse. DDR. With steel-capped shoes.

A song with lots of jumping preferably.



I am just too damn British.

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*Strangled, but activates his special power*

*A midi of Disco Inferno plays somewhere off in the distance*

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*Dances with early 80's disco skills*

Burn baby burn!



I am just too damn British.

LilDragonFluffy: HOW TE FUCK DO YOU FEMININFIZE GUS?!

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The Duelist
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*Rides the Funky Wave*

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Raishilliah 
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*grabs a surfboard and goes along on the wave* :D



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KnightsofSquare: Good luck.
KnightsofSquare: I can't even make a bread play ping pong.

NebulaQueen
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Argh, midis, my only weakness! ...along with fire, stabbing, kryptonite, and falling off of cliffs!

...wait a minute...




"Hello, I'm Troy Mclure! You may remember me from such realms as Hell, and Gaera!"-Shinigori, OOC

Zemyla 
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*stabs Neb with a kryptonite knife, then pushes her off a cliff into fire* That should do it!

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IMMUNE!



I am just too damn British.

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Raishilliah 
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*tears down SS's IMMUNE sign and then proceeds in dumping everyone into a volcano*



l33tPenguinePimp: I'm going to try to make a bread bowl.
KnightsofSquare: Good luck.
KnightsofSquare: I can't even make a bread play ping pong.
Yay! My site! I sound like an idiot! Yay!

Crawling Reshiki
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*Gathers seven stuffs and wishes everything to be returned back to normal*

*Once this is done, resumes chasing Zero with a shotgun.*


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*Clown Appears*

Voiceover: Start Again.

*Clown Waves*



I am just too damn British.

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*Tosses Zem into Harry the Well-Oiled Woodchipper*

Harry: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

*Harry spits out little Zem bitlets.*

Zemyla 
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Zem giblets: ...Ow. cAn sOmEOnE hAnd mE thE crAzy glUE?

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(2/16/04 8:58 pm)
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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
o_0

Not...My...Fault...

Really...

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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave

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Re: Once I was the King of Spain
"What's that Harry? There's gold in your mouth and all I have to do is climb in? Well by all means!"



I am just too damn British.

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"The best research [for playing a drunk] is being a British actor for 20 years." - Michael Caine

Edited by: Suicidal Sprite at: 2/16/04 8:19 pm
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