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pd Rydia 
Spoon-Wielding Innkeep
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(4/6/03 8:52 pm)
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 | I have a request.
I want to read a history lesson done in lamer-eze. Like the following, only extended:THENinjaRabbi (8:44:27 PM): I liked Teddy Roosevelt's forgien policy better.
THENinjaRabbi (8:44:38 PM): It was basically, "STFU NOOB." Anyone who obliges gets...uh...to amuse people...yeah...
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Squintz Altec
The Ninja Rabbi
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(4/6/03 9:06 pm)
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I'll expand my thing.
PREZ ROOSEVELT GO DOWN TO COSTA RICA. HE WAS LIKE, "DUDE i WANT A CANAL? I GIVE YOU 10 MILLION BUCKS AND 250 MILLION CHIXXORS EACH YEAR, K?"
COSTA RICA WAS ALL LIKE "DUDE U RN'T GIVIGN ENOUGH MONEY. GIVE US 25 MILLION BUCKS, THE CHIXXORS ARE SWEET."
SO, ROOSEVELT WAS ALL LIKE, "STFU, NOOB." HE WENT DOWN TO WHAT IS NOW PANAMA, AND WAS ALL LIKE, "U KNOW? COSTA RICA SUXXORS. U WANNA GO ATTACK THEM, AND I'LL HELP YOU?"
PANAMA SAID, "KTHX," AND ROOSEVELT PARKED HIS GUNSHIPS OUTSIDE COSTA RICA. HE WAS ALL LIKE, "DIE, NOOB," AND COSTA RICA WAS ALL LIKE "OMG NO!" AND THEN THEY GAVE UP AND WAS ALL LIKE, "OKAY, PANAMA, I GIVE JOO LAND."
AND SO ROOSEVELTS LIKE, "DUDE, PANAMA. I WANT CANAL, JES??? DUDE I GIVE YOU 10 MILLION BUCKS, AND 250 MILLION CHIXXORS EACH YEAR."
PANAMA WAS ALL LIKE, "DUDE SWEET," AND TOOK THE MONEY AND CHIXXORS.
ROOSEVELT WENT DOWN TO PANAMA, AND BUILT A CANAL, AND WAS ALL LIKE, "DUDE I ROCK!"
THE END.
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Bob the Cat
Mmmm ninja boobies...
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(4/6/03 9:09 pm)
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So leik, Lincoln was all leik D00D LET TEH SLAVES GO, but Davis was all like FUK U U CAMPING AWP FAG0RT LOL.
SO LIEK, LINCOLN GOT HIZ CLAN 2GETHER WTIH BADDASS SHERMAN ND GRANT LEDING TEH CHRGE N DEY RUSHED DAVIS 4 LEIK 80 ROUNDZ ND.
BUT LEE WUZ USIN A WALLHACK (CUZ HE'S A FAG LOLZ) BUT DEN LINCOLN HEDSHOT HIM. IT WUZ AWSME.
SO LEIK DEN, LINCOLN SNEKS UP BEHND DAVIS AND KNIFE KILLZ HIM LOL.
SO DEN LINCOLN WENT TO TEH MOVIES BUT TAHT CAMPING FAG0RT BOOTH SHOT HIM IN TEH HED :-(
Edit: BUT DEN LINCOLN CAME BAK AS A ZOMBIE LOLZ BUT DATS ANUDER STORY.
DA END
Edited by: Bob the Cat at: 4/6/03 9:15:47 pm
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pd Rydia
Spoon-Wielding Innkeep
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(4/6/03 9:18 pm)
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OMG JES. :D!
Any more?
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Squintz Altec
The Ninja Rabbi
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(4/6/03 9:21 pm)
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| The American Revolution
ENGLAND CAME OVER TO TEH NEW WORLD, AND WUZ ALL LIKE, "DUDE XPANSION!" SO THEY BUILT A TOWN HALL, AND A BUNCHA PEASANTS, AND WUZ LIKE, "DUDE SWEET!" BUT THEN THEY WERE LIEK "OMG I RAN OUT OF GOLD." SO THEY SENT THEIR PEASANTS TO THE GOLD MINE.
THE PEASANTS WERE ALL LIEK "DUDE I WANNA STAY HOME AN EAT CHIPS." BUT ENGLAND WUZ LIKE "I NEEDS TEH FUNDS!" SO THE PEASANTS GOT PO'D.
THEY BUILT A BARRACKS, AND THEN MADE A BUNCH OF RIFLEMEN. THEY WERE ALL LIEK, "DIE ENGLAND." ENGLAND BOUGHT A BUNCH OF ZEPPLINS, AND SEND THEIR TROOPS TO TEH EXPANSION. THEY HAD KNIGHTS AND FOOTMEN AND RIFELMEN AND EVGEN PRIESTS! TEH XPANSION WUZ SCREWED.
BUT THEN A PALADIN, NAMED THOMAS JEFFERSON GOT WITHA N ARCHMAGE NAMED BEN FRANKLIN, AND THEY GOT THE MOUNTAIN KING NAMED GEORGE WASHINGTON TRAINED. THEY WERE ALL LIEK, "DUDE WE RN'T AN XPANSION," AND MADE THEIR OWN TOWN HALL. THEY WERE LIKE, "DUDE WERE FREE." JEFFERSON WUZ LIKE, "I GOT DIBS ON NAME!" AND SO HE NAMED IT AMERICA.
AMERICA FOUGHT TEH BRITISH, BUT WUZN'T DOING WELL. HOWEVER, THEY MSGed FRANCE AND WUZ LIKE, "DUDE WANNA BE MY ALLY?" FRANCE WAS LIKE, "K." AND SO FRACNE SENT OVER THEIR FOOTMEN AND STUFF, AND AMERICA BEAT BACK ENGLAND. GEORGE WASHINGTON REACHED LEVEL 6 AND USED AVATAR, AND BEAT UP A BUNCH OF RIFELMEN.
ENGLAND WUZ LIKE, "U CHEAT, FAGGORTS," AND LEFT THE GAME. AMERICA SENT A MSG TO BRITAIN. IT SAID, "OMG THX GG NO RE NOOB" SO AMERICA WON, AND BECAME A REAL COUNTRY.
Edit- thanks to Brian for that message to Britian.
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LadyDragonClawsEDW 
The Wai Reaper
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(4/6/03 9:31 pm)
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THENinjaRabbi: BUSH WUZ ALL LIKE, "SADDAM USES WALLHACKS." AND SADDAM WUZ LIEK, "DUDE I DON'T."
MEGAMOG911: I'm tempted to do something in Street Fighter style
EbilRyuuzoku: BUSH SED "OMG SADDAM GO EXILE YOU CAMPING FAGGORT"
EbilRyuuzoku: AND SADDAM WUZ LIKE "OMG NO U EXILE N00B"
THENinjaRabbi: *BUSH SED "OMG SADDAM LEAVE TEH GAME."
THENinjaRabbi: AND SO BUSH TRIED TO BOOT SADDAM.
EbilRyuuzoku: THEN BUSH WENT ALL "STFU" AND RUSHED WITH HIS MARINES
MEGAMOG911: POST THIS.
EbilRyuuzoku: THEN FRANCE LAGGED THE GAME AND THEY GOT BOOTED, LOL!!!
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Uncle Pervy 
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(4/6/03 9:37 pm)
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OMG ARCHDEUK FERD WAS LIKE GOING THRU TEH BALKANS, ADN TE BOSNIANS WERE LIKE "OMFG NO" AND PKED HIM!
THEN FERD'S AUSTRIA CLAN WAS LIKE "DIE N00B LOL" AND PKED BOSNIA. THEN RUSSAI'S CLAN SAID "STFU YUO CAMPING FAGG0RT TAHT'S MY BRTHER!" AND STARTED PKING AUSTRIA! RTFL!
THEN GERMANY WAS LIKE "OMG THAT CLAN'S COOL!" AN STARTED PKING RSSIA'S CLAN. THEN FRANCE WAS LIKE "OMG DIE GERMANY LOL" AND ENGLAND WAS ALL LIKE "ASL FRANCE? WANNA CYBER?" AND FRANCE WAS LIKE "PK THSES LAMMERS D00D!"
THEN AMERICA WAS ALL LIKE "OMFG STFU AND STOP OR I'LL BAN UR ASS!" AND GERMANY WAS ALL "OMG DIE!" AND RUSSIA WAS LIKE "BYE FAGS" AND FRANCE WAS ALL LIKE "OMFG STPO HACKING THE MAP GERMANY!"
THEM AMERICA PKED GERMANY AND TOOK IT'S PHAT l3WT W? FRANCE. Edited by: Uncle Pervy at: 4/6/03 9:41:06 pm
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Squintz Altec
The Ninja Rabbi
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(4/6/03 10:13 pm)
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ONE DAY, PHAROH WUZ EATING CHEETOS AND WATCHING TV, AND WAS LAUGHING AT THE SLAVES BEING WHIPPED. HE WUZ LIKE "ITS GOOD TO BE THA KING" AND WUZ HAPPY.
THEN MOSES CAME IN AND WAS LIKE "DUDE LET MY PPL GO FAG :(" AND PHAROH WAS LIKE "LOL STFU NOOB." MOSES WUZ LIKE "DUDE IF U DON'T LISTEN I'LL TELL TEH ADMIN!" PHAROH WUZ LIEK "DUDE THERE IS NO ADMIN LOL!"
MOSES WUZ LIKE SAD AND STUFF, BUT GOD CAME DOWN AND SAID "DUDE I AM TEH ADMIN, AND I WANT U TO FREE TEH SLAVES! I'LL GIVE YOU LEET POWAHS!" MOSES WAS LIKE, "K THX" AND BECAME A LEVEL 20 SORCERER.
SO MOSES CAME BACK, AND SAID "FAG. LET THEM GO." PHAROH WAS LIKE "DUDE I TOLD U TO GO AWAY. YOUR ADMIN DOESN'T EXIST." MOSES WUZ LIKE "DUDE UR WRONG, AND I'LL PROVE IT."
THE NEXT DAY, TEH RIVER TURNED ALL BLOODY. PHAROH WUZ LIKE "DUDE WE DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING. MOSES UR A HACKER!" MOSES WUZ LIKE "NO THAT WAS TEH ADMIN!" BUT PHAROH DID NOT LISTEN.
MOSES WUZ LIKE "DUDE HE DOESN'T CARE" TO GOD AND GOD WUZ LIKE "DUDE I'LL DO MORE." SO FROGS FELL FROM TEH SKY. PHAROH WUZ LIEK "DUDE UR FUXXORED UP." BUT DIDN'T CARE.
MOSES STARTED CRYING. "DUDE UR A LAMEASS ADMIN!" BUT GOD SAID "DUDE I AM TRYING." SO THEN A BUNCH OF LICE CAME INTO EGYPT, AND PHAROH GOT PISSED. "DUDE U SUK" HE SAID, BUT HE DID NOT LISTEN STILL.
THEN GOD WUZ ALL LIEK "DUDE STFU" AND SENT HORRIBLE BEASTS TO EAT PHAROH'S FARMS. PHAROH WUZ LIEK "DUDE NOW I HAVE TO REBUILD! UR A HACKER!" BUT STILL HE DID NOT LISTEN.
GOD WUZ LIEK, "DUDE HE'S WEAKENING! USE YOUR LEET SKILLZ, MOSES!" SO MOSES CAST SPELLS, AND ALL TEH LIVESTOCK DIED. PHAROH WUZ LIEK "OMG DUDE I JUST REBUILT!" BUT HE STILL DID NOT LISTEN.
MOSES SAID "DUDE WE NEED TO HURT PHAROH!" SO GOD WUZ LIKE "LOL" AND ALL THE EGYPTIANS GOT SORES AND BOILS AND SHIT. PHAROH SCRATCHED HIMSELF, AND WUZ LIEK "DUDE U CAN'T DO THAT." BUT HE DIDN'T LISTEN STILL.
MOSES WAS THEN LIKE "STFU" AND CAST BLIZZARD ON EGYPT. IT TOOK OUT HIS BARRACKS AND HIS FARMS. PHAROH WENT "DUDE U HAVE LEET SKILLS," BUT HE STILL DID NOT LET HIS SLAVES GO.
GOD WUZ GETTING PISSED OFF AND WUZ LIKE "DUDE U SUK???WHY DON'T U LET MY PPL GO?" AND PHAROH WUZ LIEK "DUDE U RN'T TEH ADMIN!!!" SO GOD WUZ LIKE "STFU I AM" AND CREATED A CARRION SWARM. IT ATE ALL THAT WUZ LEFT.
MOSES WUZ LIKE "DUDE THIS ISN"T WORKING!" SO GOD WUZ LIKE "OKAY. CAST UR BEST SPELL!" AND SO MOSES CAST DARKNESS AS A LVL 20 SORCERER, AND PHAROH COULDN'T SEE. HE WUZ PISSED. "DUDE UR GONNA HEAR FROM MY LAWYER" HE SAID.
GOD FINALLY GOT PO'D. HE SAID "DUDE MOSES, I'M GONNA HAXXOR." AND SO HE DID, AND KILLED OFF ALL OF TEH FIRST HEROS FOR ALL THE EGYPTIANS. PHAROH WAS LIEK "DUDE THIS SUXXORS! GO!"
AND SO THE ISRAELITES LEFT. BUT THEN PHAROH WUZ LIKE "DUDE I NEED PEASANTS," AND WENT AFTER THEM. THE ISRAELITES GOT TO A RIVER AND WUZ LIKE "DUDE WERE DOOMED." BUT MOSES WUZ ALL LIKE "STFU! GOD IS TEH ADMIN!" AND SO GOD HACKED TEH MAP AND CREATED A NEW PATH.
TEH ISRAELITES WENT THROUGH THE PATH, AND WERE ALL LIKE "DUDE GOD ROXXORS!" THEN PHAROH WUZ LIKE 'DUDE" AND HE WENT THROUGH TEH PATH WITH ALL HIS TROOPS. GOD UNHACKED TEH MAP, AND ALL TEH PEOPLE IN TEH NEW PATH GOT BANNED. :( AND THAT IS HOW MOSES GOT HIS PPL TO BE FREE.
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pd Rydia
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(4/6/03 10:25 pm)
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These are the best things EVAH! *claps enthusiastically*
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-=- "I'm sorry, but there are rules to uphold here. No nakedness is one of them. Along with no suicide and no fighting." -- Will Baseton
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JediAl11 
UGA!!!
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(4/6/03 10:33 pm)
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IN THE BEGINNING IT WAS ALL IN RANDOM CODE AND THERE WAS NO EXECUTABLES. SO THE LEAD PROGRAMMER "GOD" WAS MIGHTY MIFFED AND WAS ALL LIKE "THIS SUXXORS" AND WROTE A COMPILER. AND ALL WAS COMPILED AND GOD WAS HAPPY. BUT THERE WERE STILL NO EXECUTABLES. SO GOD WAS LIKE "OMM( OH MY ME)" AND SEPARATED THE CODE INTO FUNCTIONS. AND THERE WAS FUNCTION CALLED EARTH AND WATER AND STARS AND ALL SORTS OF STUFF IN MILLIONS AND MILLIONS LINES OF CODE, BUT IT WAS ALL GOOD CAUSE GOD WAS UBER LEET ADMIN AND THERE WAS NO DEVILSOFT TO FUXXOR IT ALL. AND GOD SAW ALL THAT AND WAS LIKE "I RULE". BUT THERE WERE STILL NO EXECUTABLES. SO GOD RUN BORLAND AND HAD IT BUILD THE COMPILED CODE AND THAT CREATED EXECUTABLES AND GOD INTEGRATED A WHOLE BUNCH OF ANIMATED JPEGS AND WROTE THEM AI AND PATHFINDING AND IT WAS ALL GOOD. THERE WERE EXECUTABLES BUT SOMETHING WAS STILL MISSING. AND THE GOD WENT "I AM BORED I NEED GAMES" SO HE WROTE A GAME AND CALLED IT "HUMANS" AND HE LIKED THE GAME SO MUCH THAT HE BUILT A AWESOME NEW PROCESSOR JUST FOR IT AND CALLED IT "EDEN". AND ALL WAS WELL AND GOD WAS HAPPY SO HE LET THE AI TAKE OVER, AND THAN JUST SAT BACK AND GRABED A B33R AND SAID "ALL SHALL REST LIKE THIS"
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Ajil6
Official Jesus of RPGWW
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(4/6/03 10:51 pm)
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*coughs* And I prepare for thee: The Spanish Armada.
OMG SO LIEK KING PHILLIP WAZ LIEK "OMG UR HOTTT" 2 TEH QUEEN OF UROPE WAZ LIKE "STFU FNAR." BUT LIEK KING PHILLUP WAZ LIEK "OMG U R HOTTT LETZ CYBAR." BUT QUEEN OF UROPE WAZ LIEK, "OMG BANNED :{{{"
SO KING PHILLOP SPAMMED TEH MESSAGE OF BOARDS WIF HIZ LINKZ AND LIEK OMG 500 PPL KLIKED SO HE LIEK HAD 500 BOATZ KUZ HE WAS A KING OF KAORS.
SO LIEK HE MSGED QUEEN OF UROPE AND WUZ LIEK. "OMG UR PWNED uNFuNF." AND SHE WAS LIEK "OMG UR A N00B UR DUM." 
SO TEHN LIEK KING FILUP GOT HIZ BOATS OUT OF HIS HIZZOUZE AND TEHN HE WNET 2 GO PWN KWEEN OF UROPE BUT LIEK TEH OCEAN RAN OUT OV REESORCES AND TEHY HAD 2 REBOOT SO TEHY LAGGED AND QUEEN OF UROPE TOTALLY PWNED TEH BOATX0RS.
TEH MORAL OV TEH STORY IS STFU FNAR |---------|
O_O
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pd Rydia
Spoon-Wielding Innkeep
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(4/6/03 11:28 pm)
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*cheers and woots, giving out FNWCs and rum to all*
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SALSAlys
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(4/7/03 1:24 am)
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Yesh indeedle. |
 FlamingDeth 
*steals a Russian submarine*
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(4/7/03 1:58 am)
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Everyone who used apostrophes in their lamer speak is banned.  |
I am an arrogant bastard.
And now, since I want to be unique like everybody else, quotes:
"People don't seem to realize, it wasn't a powerful ass poke. It was a powerful poke, to the ass!" ~ Lord McBastard
"So what you're saying is that Nintendo and Sony are in league with each other, and possibly the Red Skull?" ~ EKDS5K
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Ajil6
Official Jesus of RPGWW
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(4/7/03 3:02 am)
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OMG U CN'T BAN JESUS.
CUZ LIEK IM LIEK TEH JR ADMINX0R SO U CAN'T DU IT!!!111111ONENONEONE IM GUNNA HACK U. omg outwarsnshit. |---------|
O_O
I am wearing delicious donuts on my face, and if you've got something to say about that, you're a goddamned racist.
As my great and powerful leader and teacher, Master Walnut once said...
Go to hell.
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SuperRube
Sarcastic Smartass
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(4/7/03 9:33 am)
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Adam's oringinal quote needs to be subbmited to "bash.org".
"Things should be harder to understand, harder to use, and as painful as possible. Pain builds character." |
Squintz Altec
The Ninja Rabbi
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(4/7/03 11:25 am)
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bash.org hates all my quotes. They never let them in. ;_;
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Nekogami 
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(4/7/03 2:25 pm)
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WHITE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE "YOU N00BS SUXXORS! PICK COTTON!!!1111 KEENSPACE ROXXORS!!1111" AND BLACK PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE "NO" SO THEN THE WHITE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE 'JES!!11" AND A THREATENED TO BOOT ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE SO THE BLACK PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE "STFU BUT OKAY" SO THEN THERE WERE SOME WHITE PEOPLE THAT WERE ALL LIKE "OMFG U GUYS ARE SO FUCKING MEAN!" AND THE OTHER WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE "STFU N00B LOVERS" AND THE NICE WHITE PEOPLE WERE LIKE "NO U STFUKTHXBYE" AND STARTED THERE ONE MESSAGE BOARD ON EZBOARD. THE MEAN WHITE PEOPLE WERE LIKE "OMFG GHEY. UR ALL FAGS" AND SAID ANY BLACK PEOPLE THAT JOIN THERI BOARD GET BANNED. SO THEN LIKE THE NICE WHITE PEOPLE SECRETLY IMED THE BLACK PEOPLE AND HID THEIR IPS AND WERE ALL LIKE "CLICK THIS LINK!!" AND THE BLACK PEOPLE LIKE "NO, WE'LL GET BANNED" AND THE NICE WHITE PEOPLE WERE LIKE "NO YOU WON'T. WE GOT A LEET FIREWALL!" AND THE BLACK PEOPLE WERE LIKE "OMFG RAD." AND CLICKED THE LINK. THEN THEY SET UP A LOCAL ACCOUNT AND WERE LIKE "OMFG THIS PLIZACE IS TOTALLY SWEET. LET ME IM SOME OF MY HOMIES" SO THAT'S HOW A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE GOT ON EZBOARD.
BUT THEN THAT'S THE MEAN WHITE PEOPLE STARTED A FLAMEWAR!
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DragonMistressSCV 
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(4/7/03 2:41 pm)
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I thought Bash.org was for IRC quotes only? |
Uncle Pervy
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(4/7/03 2:43 pm)
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| Bob and I did this last night.
SO COLUMBUS ALL LIKE "OMFG NEW AREA! PHAT L3WT!!!11!" AND WENT TO AMERICA. BUT THE ARAWAK CLAN WAS THERE AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OMG 1337 GUNZ LOL" AND COLUMBUS WAS ALL "THNX N00BS LOL. JOIN MY CLAN" AND THE ARAWAKS WERE LIKE "D00D MAYBE" AND COLUMBUS WENT ALL "STOP CAMPING FCKING N00B FAGGORTS!" AND THE ARAWAKS WERE ALL "GO BACK TO TEH HARD AREA" AND SPAIN WAS ALL LIKE "STFU N00BS WE HVE GS AND PK U LOL" AND SPAIN PKED THE ARAWAKS. THEN THEY SAID "OMFG N00BS IN AFRICA SHOULD BE HERE SO W CNA PK THEM ROTFLMAO!!!111!!" |
LadyDragonClawsEDW
The Wai Reaper
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(4/7/03 4:34 pm)
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1 DAY JOAN HEARD VOICES N HR HED AND THEY WERE LIKE "LOL THIS IS GOD K? I WANT U TO LEAD THE FRENCH ARMY AND PWN THE BRITSH K?"
JOAN WAS AL LIEK "WTF" AND WENT 2 THE ARMY. SHE TRIED 2 JOIN AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE "OMG UR A GURL!" AND SHE WENT ALL "STFU LET ME LEED UR ARMY, K?" AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE "K"
SHE PKED A LOT OF ENGLISH AND STUFF UNTIL 1 DAY SHE GOT CAUGHT AND SENT TO THE ENGLISH :{{ THE ENGLISH WERE ALL "HAHA NOOB" AND FLAMMED HER OMG!
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Ajil6
Official Jesus of RPGWW
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(4/8/03 12:01 am)
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OMG SO LIEK 1 TIEM THEIR WUZ THIS CAEVMAN NAEMD OGX0R AND HE LIEK TOTALLY WAZ KOLD. SO LIEK HE FOND THESE TO STICKS AN LIEK TOTALLY BANGED THEM 2GETHAR BUT LIEK HE KULDN'T MAEK FIAR.
SO LIEK HE TALKED 2 TEH SHEYMAN WHO SI LIEK SUM SORT OF BLAK MAEG CUZ HE CASTS TEH SPELLS DAT MAEK TEH PPLZ FALL DOWNX0R (OMG L33T I MAED AN ATE-BIT JOKE WHICH SI A FUNNY COMIK YUO NO.) TEH SHAMEN WAZ LIEK "Verily, sir, you must go upon a quest for fire, and upon finding this fire, you shall most certainly bring it back to the tribe to save it. Go now, I shall refill your hearts and restore your MP."
SO LIEK OGX0R WENT ON HIZ KWEST TAHT THE SHAYMAN GAEV 2 HIM AND HE WALEKD TILL HIZ FEET WERE LIEK "OMG SLEEP."
TEHN HE FOUND TEH FIAR AND ALL WAS SAVEX0RS. |---------|
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I am wearing delicious donuts on my face, and if you've got something to say about that, you're a goddamned racist.
As my great and powerful leader and teacher, Master Walnut once said...
Go to hell.
OHDEAR. |
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