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Zemyla 
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(5/21/02 10:05 pm)
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ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
The object here is to post an attack of the form

ha! ultimate ____-elemetal!
*____ dies*

where you fill in the blanks. This is of course inspired by DHM's immortal post

ha! ultimate non-elemetal!
*excal dies*

Why Excal is vulnerable to nons is a good question...

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MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 732
(5/21/02 10:07 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
HA! ULTIMATE RANDOM ELEMENTAL!
*some dude walking down the street dies*


Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
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NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 631
(5/21/02 10:10 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
HA! ULTIMATE YAOI ELEMENTAL!

*Quatre dies*


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1124
(5/21/02 10:10 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
HA! ULTIMATE SPOON ELEMENTAL!
*jar of applesauce dies*


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

PriamNevhausten
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1400
(5/21/02 10:17 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ultimate sanity-elemetal! *spam forum dies*

--Priam

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MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 740
(5/21/02 10:22 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ha! Ultimate Communism Elemetal!
*Bob dies*


Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
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Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1217
(5/21/02 10:27 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ultimate Spoonerism Elemental!!!111
::Pervy Dies::

Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me.

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 744
(5/21/02 10:31 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ha! ultimate anti spam elemetal!

*E Mouse, MellyDuckie, MasterAkuma2K2, Zemyla and a shitload of other forumers die*


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BrainWalker 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 281
(5/21/02 10:36 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ha! Ultimate furrotica-elemental! *ShadowDragon dies of overload*

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
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MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 749
(5/21/02 10:59 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
ha! ultimate anti-DOOM elemetal!!!!!!!!11111111
*FDeth dies, slowly and painfully*


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Lowell the Lagomorph
Magitoaster
Posts: 671
(5/21/02 11:35 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
ha! ultimate "ultimate non elemetal" elemetal!

* "excal dies" dies*

SuperRube
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1066
(5/22/02 12:10 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Hah! Ultimate life elemental!

*Dies dies.*

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Don't read this.

TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 564
(5/22/02 12:14 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
HA! ULTIMATE PANTS-ELEMETALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
*King of no pants dies*

I look forward, and it's a beautiful day.

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1222
(5/22/02 12:20 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ultimate Unknown clause elemental!!!111

::TP Dies (As he is disproved from existence for not being a starfish)::

Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me.

TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 566
(5/22/02 12:28 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
*Tall gets up.*
HA! ULTIMATE IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND-ELEMETAL!!!!!!!

I look forward, and it's a beautiful day.

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1224
(5/22/02 12:54 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
ULTIMATE WHITE MAGE ELEMENTAL!!!1111

::Pervy leaves the Forum, never needing to return again::

Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me.

PriamNevhausten
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1406
(5/22/02 4:54 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ultimate mediocre elemetal!!!!

*ultimate elemetals die*

--Priam

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Kakita Ki 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 778
(5/22/02 6:54 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ha! ultimate tastes like orange tang elemental!

*Doesn`t taste like orange tang dies*

Lookie! It’s Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.

Archmage144 
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1304
(5/22/02 9:20 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Hey, TP killed me.

*dies*

ULTIMATE PHYSICS ELEMENTAL!!!11

*TP dies and cannot come back*


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BrainWalker 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 283
(5/22/02 10:18 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ha! Ultimate ultimate elemental!

*everything dies*

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl aficionado.

PriamNevhausten
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1412
(5/22/02 10:20 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ultimate Existence Elemetal!!!!11

*nothing dies*

--Priam

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Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1125
(5/22/02 11:44 am)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
ULTIMATE SNAFU ELEMENTAL!
*poor desk clerk stuck behind a mountain of paperwork dies...although it's not like he'd have made it through all that crap anyway*


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1160
(5/22/02 1:28 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ultimate Mod-elemental!
*topic dies*

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MasterAkuma2002
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 758
(5/22/02 4:31 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
ha! ultimate anti-bitchslap elemetal!
*pimps die*


Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 638
(5/22/02 4:45 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
ha! ultimate bard elemetal!

*Eternion dies*


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1132
(5/22/02 4:45 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
ULTIMATE ZEEKY-BOOGY-DOOG ELEMENTAL!

*Xaq explodes, explosion dies*

...Okay, *that* was a dumb idea..


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

MasterAkuma2002
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 761
(5/22/02 5:14 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
ultimate nothing better to do elemetal!
*MA2K2 dies*

*looks at post rank* And when the hell did I become an Eight Squall?


Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 640
(5/22/02 5:41 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
Ha! Ultimate REAL element elemental!

*Elements of earth, sky, fire, and water die*


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

MasterAkuma2002
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 766
(5/22/02 5:48 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
ha! ultimate l33t elemetal!
*intelligent people die*


Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
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Kakita Ki 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 779
(5/22/02 5:58 pm)
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Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies*
ha! ultimate school works elemental!
*school kids die*

Ki: X_X

Lookie! It’s Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.

MasterAkuma2002
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 768
(5/22/02 6:01 pm)
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Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
ha! ultimate abstinance elemetal!
*hookers die*


Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 644
(5/22/02 6:15 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
ha! ultimate coca-cola elimental!

*pepsi dies*


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 2059
(5/22/02 6:21 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ultimate not caring about animals elemental.
*Animal activists die*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Archmage144 
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1308
(5/22/02 6:28 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Um...ultimate prohibitionist elemental!

*Ganonfro, UP, and dozens of other drunken pirates die*


Archmage Kirby:
Powers HAL Labs wishes they'd thought up first.
RPGWW! Beware of GM!

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 2061
(5/22/02 6:47 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
*Dies*
.... Bah.....

Ultimate necromancy elemental!
*All living people die*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 646
(5/22/02 6:55 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ha! Ultimate Alice Elemental!

*Jeremy commits suicide*


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

SuperRube
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1067
(5/22/02 6:55 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ultimate stuff elemental!

*stuff dies*

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Don't read this.

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1133
(5/22/02 6:56 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
ULTIMATE CHEESE ELEMENTAL!
*E dies one blasted happy mouse*


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 653
(5/22/02 7:32 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ha! Ultimate Aeris elemental!

*Millions of NPCs from FF7 die*

((OOC:I could explain this in detail, but that requires major spoilers...))


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 2065
(5/22/02 7:35 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
The humans aren't dead! There is no proof!


Ha! Ultimate Checkmate Elemental!
*Chess geeks everywhere drop dead*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1187
(5/22/02 7:50 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ultimate carrot-elemental!
*Ushyu dies happy*

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 588
(5/22/02 8:30 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
HA! ULTIMATE ETERNAL BOOTY ELEMENTAL!
*I die, also very happy*

I look forward, and it's a beautiful day.

Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1251
(5/22/02 9:54 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ahem...

ULTIMATE KAGATO ELEMENTAL!!!!111

::All crap dogmoders die before the presence of truly groovy godlike villain. Sadly, this includes the caster::

Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me.

PriamNevhausten
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1415
(5/22/02 10:10 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ultimate Blarg Elemental!

*death sounds die*

--Priam

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MellyDuckie 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 823
(5/22/02 11:03 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ultimate Bunnyness elemental.

*Nothing happens*

I don't feel like spelling it out again in caps so you won't be able to see what it does. Nyah nyah.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1256
(5/22/02 11:16 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Caps are really optional. I just like to use them for effect.

ULTIMATE RUM ELEMENTAL!!!111

::Uncle Pervy and Ganonfro retire from piracy::

Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me.

MasterAkuma2002
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 785
(5/22/02 11:26 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
ha! ultimate bacon elemetal!!!!111

*pigs die*
*MA2K2 dies of eating too much damn bacon*


Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 675
(5/23/02 2:06 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ha! Ultimate Censoreship Elemental!

*Hent forum dies*


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

MellyDuckie 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 858
(5/23/02 4:42 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ha! ULTIMATE MOUSE ELEMENTAL!!!

*A few cats die*


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1216
(5/24/02 11:04 am)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
ha! ultimate freestyle elemental!
*a die dies*

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1317
(5/24/02 11:40 am)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
ULTIMATE CABBIT ELEMENTAL!!!111

::D M's Pants die::

Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me.

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1230
(5/24/02 11:57 am)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ultimate anti-flame elemental!
*flame pit dies*

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 706
(5/24/02 2:27 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ha! Ultimate Logic Elemental!

*Karn dies*


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Zemyla 
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1258
(5/24/02 2:47 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
ha! ultimate flood elemental!
*spamblock dies*

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 709
(5/24/02 2:55 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ha! Ultimate Noah Elemental!

*Flood subsides*


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Zemyla 
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1262
(5/24/02 3:01 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
Ha! Ultimate atheism-elemental!
*God dies*

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1145
(5/24/02 4:46 pm)
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Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me!
ULIMTATE G-RATED ELEMENTAL!

*SD's porn collection dies*
*SD dies in the process*

Whoops....sorry 'bout that, man..


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

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