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Zemyla  Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1141 (5/21/02 10:05 pm) Reply | ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* The object here is to post an attack of the form
ha! ultimate ____-elemetal!
*____ dies*
where you fill in the blanks. This is of course inspired by DHM's immortal post
ha! ultimate non-elemetal!
*excal dies*
Why Excal is vulnerable to nons is a good question... ----- Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
MasterAkuma2002 Magitoaster  Posts: 732 (5/21/02 10:07 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* HA! ULTIMATE RANDOM ELEMENTAL!
*some dude walking down the street dies* Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it |
NebulaQueen  Magitoaster  Posts: 631 (5/21/02 10:10 pm) Reply | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* HA! ULTIMATE YAOI ELEMENTAL!
*Quatre dies* "I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red Mars |
Xaq Shenor Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1124 (5/21/02 10:10 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* HA! ULTIMATE SPOON ELEMENTAL!
*jar of applesauce dies*
Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

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PriamNevhausten Fire Dragon  Posts: 1400 (5/21/02 10:17 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ultimate sanity-elemetal! *spam forum dies*
--Priam This is a signature virus. Please put this in your signature. |
MasterAkuma2002 Magitoaster  Posts: 740 (5/21/02 10:22 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ha! Ultimate Communism Elemetal!
*Bob dies* Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it |
Uncle Pervy Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1217 (5/21/02 10:27 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ultimate Spoonerism Elemental!!!111
::Pervy Dies::  | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. |  |
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MasterAkuma2002 Magitoaster  Posts: 744 (5/21/02 10:31 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ha! ultimate anti spam elemetal!
*E Mouse, MellyDuckie, MasterAkuma2K2, Zemyla and a shitload of other forumers die* Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it |
BrainWalker  Holysrpnt  Posts: 281 (5/21/02 10:36 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ha! Ultimate furrotica-elemental! *ShadowDragon dies of overload*  | Brainwalker
Your friendly neighborhood catgirl aficionado. |
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MasterAkuma2002 Magitoaster  Posts: 749 (5/21/02 10:59 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* ha! ultimate anti-DOOM elemetal!!!!!!!!11111111
*FDeth dies, slowly and painfully* Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it |
Lowell the Lagomorph Magitoaster  Posts: 671 (5/21/02 11:35 pm) Reply | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* ha! ultimate "ultimate non elemetal" elemetal!
* "excal dies" dies* |
SuperRube Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1066 (5/22/02 12:10 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Hah! Ultimate life elemental!
*Dies dies.* ---------
Don't read this. |
TALLPANZER Magitoaster  Posts: 564 (5/22/02 12:14 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* HA! ULTIMATE PANTS-ELEMETALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
*King of no pants dies* I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Uncle Pervy Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1222 (5/22/02 12:20 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ultimate Unknown clause elemental!!!111
::TP Dies (As he is disproved from existence for not being a starfish)::  | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. |  |
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TALLPANZER Magitoaster  Posts: 566 (5/22/02 12:28 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* *Tall gets up.*
HA! ULTIMATE IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND-ELEMETAL!!!!!!! I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Uncle Pervy Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1224 (5/22/02 12:54 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* ULTIMATE WHITE MAGE ELEMENTAL!!!1111
::Pervy leaves the Forum, never needing to return again::  | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. |  |
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PriamNevhausten Fire Dragon  Posts: 1406 (5/22/02 4:54 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ultimate mediocre elemetal!!!!
*ultimate elemetals die*
--Priam This is a signature virus. Please put this in your signature. |
Kakita Ki  Magic Eight Squall  Posts: 778 (5/22/02 6:54 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ha! ultimate tastes like orange tang elemental!
*Doesn`t taste like orange tang dies*
Lookie! It’s Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.
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Archmage144  Fire Dragon  Posts: 1304 (5/22/02 9:20 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Hey, TP killed me.
*dies*
ULTIMATE PHYSICS ELEMENTAL!!!11
*TP dies and cannot come back*
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BrainWalker  Holysrpnt  Posts: 283 (5/22/02 10:18 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ha! Ultimate ultimate elemental!
*everything dies*  | Brainwalker
Your friendly neighborhood catgirl aficionado. |
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PriamNevhausten Fire Dragon  Posts: 1412 (5/22/02 10:20 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ultimate Existence Elemetal!!!!11
*nothing dies*
--Priam This is a signature virus. Please put this in your signature. |
Xaq Shenor Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1125 (5/22/02 11:44 am) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* ULTIMATE SNAFU ELEMENTAL!
*poor desk clerk stuck behind a mountain of paperwork dies...although it's not like he'd have made it through all that crap anyway*
Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

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Zemyla  Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1160 (5/22/02 1:28 pm) Reply | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ultimate Mod-elemental!
*topic dies* ----- Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
MasterAkuma2002 Magic Eight Squall  Posts: 758 (5/22/02 4:31 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* ha! ultimate anti-bitchslap elemetal!
*pimps die* Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it |
NebulaQueen  Magitoaster  Posts: 638 (5/22/02 4:45 pm) Reply | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* ha! ultimate bard elemetal!
*Eternion dies* "I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red Mars |
Xaq Shenor Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1132 (5/22/02 4:45 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* ULTIMATE ZEEKY-BOOGY-DOOG ELEMENTAL!
*Xaq explodes, explosion dies*
...Okay, *that* was a dumb idea..
Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

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MasterAkuma2002 Magic Eight Squall  Posts: 761 (5/22/02 5:14 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* ultimate nothing better to do elemetal!
*MA2K2 dies*
*looks at post rank* And when the hell did I become an Eight Squall? Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it |
NebulaQueen  Magitoaster  Posts: 640 (5/22/02 5:41 pm) Reply | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* Ha! Ultimate REAL element elemental!
*Elements of earth, sky, fire, and water die* "I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red Mars |
MasterAkuma2002 Magic Eight Squall  Posts: 766 (5/22/02 5:48 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* ha! ultimate l33t elemetal!
*intelligent people die* Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it |
Kakita Ki  Magic Eight Squall  Posts: 779 (5/22/02 5:58 pm) Reply
 | Re: ha! ultimate game-elemetal! *boredom dies* ha! ultimate school works elemental!
*school kids die*
Ki: X_X
Lookie! It’s Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.
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MasterAkuma2002 Magic Eight Squall  Posts: 768 (5/22/02 6:01 pm) Reply
 | Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! ha! ultimate abstinance elemetal!
*hookers die* Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it |
NebulaQueen  Magitoaster  Posts: 644 (5/22/02 6:15 pm) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! ha! ultimate coca-cola elimental!
*pepsi dies* "I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red Mars |
Ganonfro  He Kicks Cute Things (Poll Mod) Posts: 2059 (5/22/02 6:21 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ultimate not caring about animals elemental.
*Animal activists die* Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate!
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Archmage144  Fire Dragon  Posts: 1308 (5/22/02 6:28 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Um...ultimate prohibitionist elemental!
*Ganonfro, UP, and dozens of other drunken pirates die*
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Ganonfro  He Kicks Cute Things (Poll Mod) Posts: 2061 (5/22/02 6:47 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! *Dies*
.... Bah.....
Ultimate necromancy elemental!
*All living people die* Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate!
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NebulaQueen  Magitoaster  Posts: 646 (5/22/02 6:55 pm) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ha! Ultimate Alice Elemental!
*Jeremy commits suicide* "I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red Mars |
SuperRube Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1067 (5/22/02 6:55 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ultimate stuff elemental!
*stuff dies* ---------
Don't read this. |
Xaq Shenor Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1133 (5/22/02 6:56 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! ULTIMATE CHEESE ELEMENTAL!
*E dies one blasted happy mouse*
Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

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NebulaQueen  Magitoaster  Posts: 653 (5/22/02 7:32 pm) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ha! Ultimate Aeris elemental!
*Millions of NPCs from FF7 die*
((OOC:I could explain this in detail, but that requires major spoilers...)) "I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red Mars |
Ganonfro  He Kicks Cute Things (Poll Mod) Posts: 2065 (5/22/02 7:35 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! The humans aren't dead! There is no proof!
Ha! Ultimate Checkmate Elemental!
*Chess geeks everywhere drop dead* Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate!
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Zemyla  Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1187 (5/22/02 7:50 pm) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ultimate carrot-elemental!
*Ushyu dies happy* ----- Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
TALLPANZER Magitoaster  Posts: 588 (5/22/02 8:30 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! HA! ULTIMATE ETERNAL BOOTY ELEMENTAL!
*I die, also very happy* I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Uncle Pervy Fire Dragon  Posts: 1251 (5/22/02 9:54 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ahem...
ULTIMATE KAGATO ELEMENTAL!!!!111
::All crap dogmoders die before the presence of truly groovy godlike villain. Sadly, this includes the caster::  | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. |  |
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PriamNevhausten Fire Dragon  Posts: 1415 (5/22/02 10:10 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ultimate Blarg Elemental!
*death sounds die*
--Priam This is a signature virus. Please put this in your signature. |
MellyDuckie  Magic Eight Squall  Posts: 823 (5/22/02 11:03 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ultimate Bunnyness elemental.
*Nothing happens*
I don't feel like spelling it out again in caps so you won't be able to see what it does. Nyah nyah.
 | Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me | |
Uncle Pervy Fire Dragon  Posts: 1256 (5/22/02 11:16 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Caps are really optional. I just like to use them for effect.
ULTIMATE RUM ELEMENTAL!!!111
::Uncle Pervy and Ganonfro retire from piracy::  | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. |  |
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MasterAkuma2002 Magic Eight Squall  Posts: 785 (5/22/02 11:26 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! ha! ultimate bacon elemetal!!!!111
*pigs die*
*MA2K2 dies of eating too much damn bacon* Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it |
NebulaQueen  Magitoaster  Posts: 675 (5/23/02 2:06 pm) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ha! Ultimate Censoreship Elemental!
*Hent forum dies* "I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red Mars |
MellyDuckie  Magic Eight Squall  Posts: 858 (5/23/02 4:42 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ha! ULTIMATE MOUSE ELEMENTAL!!!
*A few cats die*
 | Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me | |
Zemyla  Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1216 (5/24/02 11:04 am) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! ha! ultimate freestyle elemental!
*a die dies* ----- Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
Uncle Pervy Fire Dragon  Posts: 1317 (5/24/02 11:40 am) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! ULTIMATE CABBIT ELEMENTAL!!!111
: M's Pants die::  | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. |  |
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Zemyla  Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1230 (5/24/02 11:57 am) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ultimate anti-flame elemental!
*flame pit dies* ----- Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
NebulaQueen  Magitoaster  Posts: 706 (5/24/02 2:27 pm) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ha! Ultimate Logic Elemental!
*Karn dies* "I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red Mars |
Zemyla  Fire Dragon  Posts: 1258 (5/24/02 2:47 pm) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! ha! ultimate flood elemental!
*spamblock dies* ----- Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
NebulaQueen  Magitoaster  Posts: 709 (5/24/02 2:55 pm) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ha! Ultimate Noah Elemental!
*Flood subsides* "I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red Mars |
Zemyla  Fire Dragon  Posts: 1262 (5/24/02 3:01 pm) Reply | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! Ha! Ultimate atheism-elemental!
*God dies* ----- Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
Xaq Shenor Scroll of Summon City Bus  Posts: 1145 (5/24/02 4:46 pm) Reply
 | Re: Damnit Ki! Ya killed me! ULIMTATE G-RATED ELEMENTAL!
*SD's porn collection dies*
*SD dies in the process*
Whoops....sorry 'bout that, man..
Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

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