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Banjooie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1074
(5/16/02 7:36 pm)
The "WTF" post
Here's how it works. I'll say something, and you have to say something that sounds like you're replying to what I'm saying, but doesn't actually have anything to do with what the person says.

Like if I say "Damn, it's bright out."
You could say, "Yeah, those penguins sure are flying fast"

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1080
(5/16/02 8:12 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
Well, since you didn't give us anything to START on, I suppose I'll take care of that for ya...
--

Did you see how fast that sucker was going!?


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1755
(5/16/02 8:14 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
You know, I'd give DM a wedgie, but she stopped wearing underwear to make me look like a perverted assclown with his hands down her pants.

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1082
(5/16/02 8:46 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
Well, if nothing else, it ought to help ya quit smoking..


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

DragonMistressSCV 
EXP-In-A-Can
Posts: 2798
(5/16/02 8:54 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
>_- EWWW which DM have you been giving wedgies to? >_o i wear underwear!

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

PriamNevhausten
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1317
(5/16/02 9:49 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
Well of course. But the Steelers...well, that's a different story.

--Priam

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Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 993
(5/16/02 11:00 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
I remember when I mugged that one guy in Riverfront Stadium two years ago...

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 513
(5/16/02 11:08 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
...hey, that reminds me of that time an alien shot straight out of my chest. It sure did hurt, too.


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Banjooie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1081
(5/16/02 11:38 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
That's right! Just like that time where the muffin skidded all the way across the ice rink.
(Gah, I did forget didn't I? o.o;;)

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

BrainWalker 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 247
(5/16/02 11:48 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
So that's what happened to my cat! Dammit, why didn't you say something earlier?

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl aficionado.

Magitek Master
Holysrpnt
Posts: 255
(5/17/02 12:18 am)
Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
Zetazsol: You got a hankerin' for Kraft dinner too?

"I saw a Gearbahk once. It threw rocks at me."- Zetazsol At first you might think I'm sane, but you'll soon see the error of your ways. BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Ahem... Darkforce is fiend to all children! YAY!!

Banjooie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1087
(5/17/02 1:07 am)
Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
Yeah, that brick sure made that window shatter good.

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

E Mouse 
Spam Monger
Posts: 6238
(5/17/02 1:19 am)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
The forth wall exploded AGAIN?! That's the sixtieth time this week!


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 535
(5/17/02 2:12 am)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
You never can trust used car salesmen.

I look forward, and it's a beautiful day.

E Mouse 
Spam Monger
Posts: 6241
(5/17/02 3:48 am)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
Dave Barry is my god.


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1003
(5/17/02 8:50 am)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
Yep, should've seen him when he got into the mash liquor back when he was twelve. Yep.

Magitek Master
Holysrpnt
Posts: 259
(5/17/02 11:34 am)
Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
Zetazsol: Hey there; sailor. Hey, did you know that if you shot me in the helmet, it won't hurt me? C'mon! Do it! Shoot me in the head! C'mon! Pull the trigger! Doit! C'mon! Doit, doitnow!! Hueeeee...

"I saw a Gearbahk once. It threw rocks at me."- Zetazsol At first you might think I'm sane, but you'll soon see the error of your ways. BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Ahem... Darkforce is fiend to all children! YAY!!

TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 541
(5/17/02 1:56 pm)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
DAMN YOU POTATO!!!!!

I look forward, and it's a beautiful day.

Eidolon X 
Magitoaster
Posts: 630
(5/17/02 3:20 pm)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
GO PACKERS!!!!

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Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1015
(5/17/02 3:21 pm)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
Man, making your own hotdogs is both fun and rewarding!

TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 547
(5/17/02 4:07 pm)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
Keep your elbows off the table.

I look forward, and it's a beautiful day.

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 566
(5/17/02 6:11 pm)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
I tell you, stick your finger in THERE and-- *CHOMP!* Well, that gator's happy now.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1757
(5/17/02 6:16 pm)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
I once killed a million billion humans.

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 571
(5/17/02 6:18 pm)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
I WON A MILLION BILLION BUCKS! \/\/00+!!! *Is trampled by a herd of male deer* Oww....


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Tokkan 
Evil Joe
Posts: 1537
(5/17/02 6:45 pm)

Re: Well; I seem to be seriously wounded.
*Laughs* Well, that's what you get for poking that monkey a while back, mortal!

-Tokkan, the Powerarmed, Highlander, Cursed Winged-Catman, Pestilence, Lightning Blast and Ryouga Clone

I am the Green Thunder of Montrose Academy! -Me

Be nice to people, they out number you 7.0 billion to one.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1761
(5/17/02 7:14 pm)

Meese.
You know those Godless Canadians, with their "metric" system.

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1088
(5/17/02 7:48 pm)

Re: Meese.
I erased all of Bob's friends from existence once.

Ashura: You did not, liar.

Xaq: Did too!

Ashura: When?

***VVVAP***

Xaq: Just now.

Ashura: :| ...I stand corrected.


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

SuperRube
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1021
(5/17/02 8:00 pm)

Re: Meese.
boogers.

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 585
(5/17/02 8:02 pm)

Re: Meese.
Dave Barry is god.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1092
(5/17/02 8:23 pm)

Re: Meese.
*sung to the tune of the Hallelujah Chorus*
GOOOOOORGONZOLA!


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 586
(5/17/02 8:24 pm)

Re: Meese.
Plasma Whisp Human.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Magitek Master
Holysrpnt
Posts: 265
(5/17/02 8:30 pm)
Tang is awesome.
Zetazsol: GODDAMMIT, JUST DO IT!!!

MM: Whoa, okay.

"I saw a Gearbahk once. It threw rocks at me."- Zetazsol At first you might think I'm sane, but you'll soon see the error of your ways. BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Ahem... Darkforce is fiend to all children! YAY!!

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1093
(5/18/02 12:23 am)

Re: Tang is awesome.
Okay, okay, I'm GOING, I'M GOING!

*slams door shut* Some people get addicted to alcohol, others to drugs, some to sex...that twit had to go and get himself addicted to pepperoni.


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

SuperRube
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1026
(5/18/02 2:08 am)

Re: Tang is awesome.
Goddamn it, don't you know by now that monkey/goat wrestling is for pansies?

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 598
(5/18/02 3:06 am)

Re: Tang is awesome.
The Winter of Surviving Pansies.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

FlamingDeth
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 476
(5/18/02 5:18 am)

Re: Tang is awesome.
...pansies of DOOM?

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

BrainWalker 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 258
(5/18/02 10:52 am)

Re: Tang is awesome.
"Well, see, we were trying to make flowers more evil, like that Bob guy, but all we came up with are those stupid pansies."

"Grr... what do I pay you people for!?"

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl aficionado.

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 519
(5/18/02 11:53 am)
Re: Tang is awesome.
We get payed to buy booze every payday.


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Archmage144 
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1289
(5/18/02 4:20 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
Professional booze drinker?


Archmage Kirby:
Powers HAL Labs wishes they'd thought up first.
RPGWW! Beware of GM!

Banjooie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1125
(5/18/02 4:23 pm)
Re: Tang is awesome.
(Nonono, Archmage, that sounds related....)
Yeah, you gotta love them bowling shirts.

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

SNSaiyr
Bard
Posts: 7
(5/18/02 4:40 pm)
Re: Tang is awesome.
My grass is about 10 inches long.

--Saiyr

  LOL = Little Old Lady. ROFL = Rene Ord for Lommepengene. STFU = Scrawny Two-Faced Underling.

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 853
(5/18/02 6:36 pm)
Re: Tang is awesome.
O.o I don't even want to hear it.

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1022
(5/18/02 7:42 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
Back in my dead, we didn't have this nice 'Air' to breath. Know what we had? POLONIUM! That's right! Gasaous weapons grade Polonium! So damn radioactive it'd melt yer lungs! And we LIKED it, goddamnit! Made a man outta you!

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 644
(5/18/02 7:59 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
I can alter reality so people bring me free beer, weed and pr0n.


"Brush your greens, eat your teeth, stay in milk, drink your school, don't do sleep, and get your eight hours of drugs."
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1025
(5/18/02 8:02 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
Where I try to change time, Jesus comes and kicks me in the crotch. Really hard.

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 621
(5/18/02 8:03 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
Ma, get yer shovel! Those darnded dandy-loins're attackin' th' sheep again!


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 646
(5/18/02 8:04 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
That slug is outrunning a cheetah!


"Brush your greens, eat your teeth, stay in milk, drink your school, don't do sleep, and get your eight hours of drugs."
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 623
(5/18/02 8:06 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
Acinonyx jubatus


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 650
(5/18/02 8:16 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
Vnekkeh Vmuut Luhdnum


"Brush your greens, eat your teeth, stay in milk, drink your school, don't do sleep, and get your eight hours of drugs."
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 627
(5/18/02 8:22 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
Famm, [shit] E ryda drec meva. [Whee] vun ubeheuhydat piddsihlrac!

Is, drec ec sygehk macc yht macc cahca.

Fapnihhan ec y tnyfan yht fnedan uv dra faplusel YTJAHDINANC!

Pronounced: "FEahmm, [shit] EAY raae-deah de-raeay-ku meay-fuah. [Whee] fuoon oo-baeeay-haeayoo-haae-deah-te peee-de-de-seeee-ha-lu-raah-ku!

EE-see, de-raeay-ku eay-ku seeae-geeay-ha-kuk mah-ku-ku ae-ha-te mah-ku-ku kuah-ha-kuah.

FEah-penee-ha-haahn eay-ku ae tenae-feahn ae-ha-te feneay-deahn oo-fu de-raah feah-pe-luoo-seeeay-lu AE-TE-JAEAH-HA-DEEENAHN-KU!"


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 653
(5/18/02 8:28 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
TAYDR DU DRA HUH LUHVUNSECDC!


"Brush your greens, eat your teeth, stay in milk, drink your school, don't do sleep, and get your eight hours of drugs."
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 631
(5/18/02 8:32 pm)

Re: Tang is awesome.
They fell in love amongst the waterfalls and giant pigs with huge asses.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 656
(5/18/02 10:51 pm)

Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Ya' know, dat sheep n' ya nephew should relly git a room, I reckon.


"Brush your greens, eat your teeth, stay in milk, drink your school, don't do sleep, and get your eight hours of drugs."
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 861
(5/18/02 11:17 pm)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Well, I never saw two superpowered beings go at it like *that* before.

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 533
(5/19/02 12:11 am)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
I agree. The universe just exploded.


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Lowell the Lagomorph
Magitoaster
Posts: 661
(5/19/02 12:36 am)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Oh, for the love of...

WOULD YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR NEGA-MARMOT ON A LEASH FROM NOW ON?

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 538
(5/19/02 12:41 am)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Yes, yes the mongoose did make love with the sofa.


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 663
(5/19/02 12:45 am)

Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
I wonder if I should paint the walls, they look so... blah.


"Brush your greens, eat your teeth, stay in milk, drink your school, don't do sleep, and get your eight hours of drugs."
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 541
(5/19/02 1:01 am)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
No, no, the green tea looks good on you.


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 661
(5/19/02 1:11 am)

Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
AM went 40 hours without sleep.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 543
(5/19/02 1:20 am)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Ya don't say? Well, the monkeys always were funnier.


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 663
(5/19/02 1:21 am)

Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Then... divide by two.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

SuperRube
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1050
(5/19/02 2:03 am)

Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Is this a dagger I see before me?

...and by "before me", I mean: "lodged in between my ribs".

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 665
(5/19/02 2:05 am)

Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!

Rube Hampster: *Does teh stuff*


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 872
(5/19/02 2:38 pm)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
No, Pi is around 3.14.

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 675
(5/19/02 2:42 pm)

Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Conficious once said something. I don't know what.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 877
(5/19/02 2:49 pm)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Well, you confuse me, too.

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 682
(5/19/02 2:53 pm)

Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Melissa's confused!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 885
(5/19/02 3:00 pm)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
*rubs the contusion to prevent it from bruising*

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 690
(5/19/02 3:05 pm)

Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
Hamsterbrains.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 891
(5/19/02 3:08 pm)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
*picks up a bucket to catch the hamster rain*

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 695
(5/19/02 3:11 pm)

Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
'Tis raining not cats, nor dogs. 'Tis salmanders and frogs! O.o;;;;


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 899
(5/19/02 3:19 pm)
Re: Sick thoughts, BEWARE!
We need an SD vs. Banjooie steel cage match.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Banjooie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1131
(5/19/02 3:33 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Yeah, buckets of cheese are best served with guacamole

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 707
(5/19/02 3:38 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
Bat poop.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 908
(5/19/02 3:47 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
SmarterChild: Really? I never knew that.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 710
(5/19/02 4:25 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
SmarterChild: Hi Saturn!

Got a story for you to read! Pigs Ham It Up, Win the Good Life (from Reuters.com)


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 917
(5/19/02 4:53 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Zemyla: *kills Fcuk*
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it in a different way.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 716
(5/19/02 4:59 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
MellyDuckie: do you love ELLEgirlbuddy?
SmarterChild: ELLEgirlBuddy is great. She knows all about fashion and beauty!
MellyDuckie: You like her, don't you?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
MellyDuckie: .... LIAR
SmarterChild: Liar? Why did you say that?
MellyDuckie: Be quiet, thou-who-doth-not-tell-his-crush.
MellyDuckie: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG pause.
SmarterChild: Looooooooooooooooooooong? Pause?


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 922
(5/19/02 5:03 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Quee biet.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 721
(5/19/02 5:07 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
QUITE. Thank you for going away.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 927
(5/19/02 5:12 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
*doesn't go away*

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 723
(5/19/02 5:26 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
Hello.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 931
(5/19/02 5:29 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Low hell.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 726
(5/19/02 5:30 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
AOHell.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 933
(5/19/02 5:32 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Hell toupee.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 727
(5/19/02 5:54 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
Heads are... ROUND! Like, um... *censored*


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 937
(5/19/02 5:59 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Well, *censored* is *censored* like *classified by US Government* and *text missing*. Or at least that's what *person missing* says.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 733
(5/19/02 6:02 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
*Word missing from vocabulary*.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 941
(5/19/02 6:06 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Well, I bet you didn't learn that in school.

Eh, school is rather useless.

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 736
(5/19/02 6:09 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
No, FDeth removed that word from my vocabulary. He is mean that way.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 944
(5/19/02 6:11 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
I bet it must have been DOOMED out of your vocabulary.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 739
(5/19/02 6:14 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
No, he just removed it.

And the word is *Deleted*.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 947
(5/19/02 6:17 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Oh, so my Herb of unDOOM won't work?

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 743
(5/19/02 6:20 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
Uh, no.

And remember that this thread is supposed to be stupid, so, err....


Doomyness makes the WORLD GO 'ROUND!!


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 953
(5/19/02 6:28 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Oh, darn. And...

I just ate 17 pounds of sugar, and I'm all wound up!

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 549
(5/19/02 6:41 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Really? Well, no wonder the lemmings fell off the cliff.


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 966
(5/19/02 6:55 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
But that would make the world explode, wouldn't it?

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 670
(5/19/02 7:00 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
You're right, the decor is hideous.


Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 969
(5/19/02 7:03 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
d00d! I am so drunbk!

(not really, but it just popped into my head)

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 557
(5/19/02 8:22 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Yeah. You're really making those oranges green!


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1007
(5/19/02 8:28 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
What do I have to fear?

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 560
(5/19/02 8:29 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Well, for one thing, the green llamas have boogers.


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

MellyDuckie 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 787
(5/19/02 8:30 pm)

Re: The "WTF" post
THERE IS NO FRICKING FEAR!!

*Runs*


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 562
(5/19/02 8:34 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Hey, if you aren't careful, the Silly Rabbit will get the Trix!


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1017
(5/19/02 8:59 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
Hmm.. XUG...

That has a nice ring to it...

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 568
(5/19/02 9:01 pm)
Re: The "WTF" post
But it isn't as good as that stranger who gave me candy. Mmmm...*dies*


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 699
(5/19/02 9:05 pm)
!!!!!
What a shame *takes hat off corpse*

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1022
(5/19/02 9:09 pm)
Re: !!!!!
*throws a nuclear ham and runs*

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 701
(5/19/02 9:13 pm)
HA!
Who else feels like barbeque?

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 569
(5/19/02 9:22 pm)
Re: HA!
I'm not really in a mood for it right now. The water is too green.


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 703
(5/19/02 9:26 pm)
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
So I says to Mayble, I says... *trails off*

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1054
(5/19/02 9:30 pm)

Re: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
You shall now feel the wrath of BATH HOUSE-FU!

NebulaQueen 
Magitoaster
Posts: 573
(5/19/02 10:54 pm)
Re: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Yes, fear them, for they control the liquor supply


"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin, Red Mars

MellyDuckie 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 800
(5/19/02 11:02 pm)

Re: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Booze..

BOO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OO~OOZE...


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1064
(5/19/02 11:15 pm)

White Mages
And by the time we were done, we had that frickin' monkey goin' about 2000 goddamn miles per hour!

Banjooie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1136
(5/19/02 11:19 pm)
Re: White Mages
Yeah, kangaroos do that.

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

MasterAkuma2002
Magitoaster
Posts: 707
(5/20/02 12:00 am)

Re: White Mages
Damn those kids and their loud music!!!


Hukt on fonics wurkt 4 me. I gratuitated.
Yay for crappy attempts at writing stories, or at least the first little bit of it

PriamNevhausten
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1327
(5/20/02 12:33 am)

Re: White Mages
That's what I told the white mage when she cast that spell. But she wouldn't listen to me, oh no.

--Priam

This is a signature virus. Please put this in your signature.

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1071
(5/20/02 9:04 am)

Re: White Mages
So I had to go around with a status ailment for three days! I couldn't even stay home from work for it!

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1035
(5/20/02 10:05 am)
Re: White Mages
That same old plan? That'll never work.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1081
(5/20/02 12:38 pm)

Re: White Mages
And then there were Ninja.

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1054
(5/20/02 12:47 pm)
Re: White Mages
Those were the good old days.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1090
(5/20/02 12:57 pm)

Re: White Mages
BAck in my day, you were either a Communist, or in the Mob. Us decent people joined the Mob!

Edited by: Uncle Pervy at: 5/20/02 1:01:49 pm
Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1062
(5/20/02 1:00 pm)
Re: White Mages
Bob's upset again, for some reason.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1094
(5/20/02 1:02 pm)

Re: White Mages
Let's see how well this Captain America #1 burns!

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1066
(5/20/02 1:05 pm)
Re: White Mages
No, Captain Britain would win.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1097
(5/20/02 1:07 pm)

Re: White Mages
WHAAAAA!Why'd he hafta go and call us lousy?!

(50 Manifesto Pints to anyway who can catch the reference in that.)

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1069
(5/20/02 1:09 pm)
Re: White Mages
Soon, the reflection from the ants will burn a hole in the sun!

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1100
(5/20/02 1:10 pm)

Re: White Mages
You know, these taste really good with a bit of chocolate.

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1072
(5/20/02 1:12 pm)
Re: White Mages
And so do fruits.

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1103
(5/20/02 1:19 pm)

Re: White Mages
I once drove to Cincinnati and back on one of them.

Edit: :: Draws Cutlass::

DAMN YE SPAMBLOCK! GETCHER ARSE OUT HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1075
(5/20/02 1:21 pm)
Re: White Mages
No, it's This Planet! Now get it right!

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Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1105
(5/20/02 1:25 pm)

Re: White Mages
Bah, I'm going back to New Orleans!

Edit: Spamblock, yer like Flatbeard. Ye know that, right?