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Archmage144 
Fire Dragon 
Posts: 1313
(5/24/02 11:52 pm)
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 | Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
That's right, as a result of the influence of Uncle Pervy, the Kingdom of No Pants is recruiting for a navy! We currently have the following resources:
One Cabbit Flagship
Three Valuan Destroyers
Six French Frigates
UP's Frigate
Cap'n Pervy himself
Cap'n Pervy's cabbit friend Ushyu
...yup. The Naval Armada of No Pants is moving right along! High positions for the first to sign up! And you get free soap on a rope just for joining!
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Kakita Ki 
Magic Eight Squall 
Posts: 786
(5/24/02 11:55 pm)
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Navy? Whoo-hoo! I wanna be the cook! *signs up happily* 
Lookie! It’s Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1314
(5/24/02 11:57 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
You do realize you aren't allowed to wear pants...
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Kakita Ki
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 787
(5/24/02 11:58 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
I don`t really wear pants anyways, it`s more of a kimono.
Lookie! It’s Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1315
(5/25/02 12:00 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Well then, you're hired! *sends Ki to the galley*
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Kakita Ki
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 788
(5/25/02 12:01 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Woot! *runs off with her soap on a rope*
Lookie! It’s Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.
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Zemyla 
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1335
(5/25/02 12:04 am)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
I'll be the No Pants Spy! And I don't really wear pants! See?
*shapeshifts "pants" to nothing*
See?
*reforms "pants"*
With this ability, I can go around and spy on panted societies! -----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1316
(5/25/02 12:05 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Excellent! ^_^ You're perfect!
>_> And if you ever link to that one image again, you're fired.
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Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1333
(5/25/02 12:07 am)
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 | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
YARR HAR HAR!
Well maties, the Navy's getting a boost!
I just got back from the Blue Planet (FFIV), with not one, not two, but FIVE Red Wings' Airships!
Poor Turnshaes. Baron's used t' havin' the only Airships in town. They weren't ready fer an air strike. HAR HAR HAR!
Ushyu: Meow! meow meow!
I love me Cabbit 
::Gives Ushyu a Carrot::
Welcome aboard, Ki!
 | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. |  |
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Zemyla
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1337
(5/25/02 12:09 am)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Thank you, AM.
And I won't link to THAT image again. -----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1317
(5/25/02 12:10 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Good, or you'll be demoted to Pissant! And yes, that's a rank, cause I said so!
Either that, or we'll strap you into the rack and make you wear pants.
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Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1334
(5/25/02 12:20 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Welcome aboard, Zemyla.
What other skills ye got, aside from spyin'? | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1335
(5/25/02 12:33 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
::Sees Zemyla's pic in two different places.::
Zemyla. Yer My friend. We've spammed long an' hard t'gether. Ye even named me beloved cabbit. We helped bring Spob to life.
But ye posted that pic twice.
Yer gettin' the rack.
I didn't wanna do it, but ye have it comin'.
::Straps Zemyla to the Rack::
Sorry matey. Really, I am.
:Stretches out Zemyla, and places the 'Corroded, jagged Edged steel Pants' on him. Pervy pause to wipe a tear of regret from his eye as Zemyla wails in agony::
| Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1324
(5/25/02 1:08 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
He didn't actually post it--somethingawful.com redirects you to it when you offsite link...eeeebil.
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MellyDuckie 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 983
(5/25/02 1:27 am)
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 | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
I wanna be on the Cabbit Flagship!!
Um.... can I wear shorts? They're sorta like pants, but not as long.
If not, I'll go purchase a kimono.
 | Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me |
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1325
(5/25/02 1:34 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Shorts...questionable...go with the kimono. Failing that, you can wear a bathrobe. ^_^
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MellyDuckie
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 988
(5/25/02 2:00 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
*Puts on the kimono*
Okay...
What next?
*Puts on a pair of cabbit ears for added effect*
| Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me |
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Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1338
(5/25/02 10:11 am)
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|  Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
When Ushyu's in service, I'll be sure t' put ye aboard, Mel. 'Til then ye'll be on me own frigate.
| Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1329
(5/25/02 10:17 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Pants are oppressive! DOWN WITH PANTS!
Ah, yes, we do need a propaganda committe...anyone good at coming up with effective slogans?
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Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1342
(5/25/02 10:22 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Pants aren't your buddy.
Pants don't work.
The Guy who annoys you wears pants.
Nope, sorry AM. I'm no good at it. | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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PriamNevhausten
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1437
(5/25/02 11:09 am)
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 | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
A navy?...aren't you landlocked? *looks at all the boats sitting on large scaffoldings, and the cabbit tied to one of the masts*
--Priam This is a signature virus. Please put this in your signature. |
Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1332
(5/25/02 11:13 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
This is irrelevant, as the Kingdom of No Pants is a landless empire, consisting of all people who are not wearing pants at any given time. Therefore, as soon as you remove your pants, you join us, whether you realize it or not.
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TALLPANZER
Magitoaster 
Posts: 598
(5/25/02 3:25 pm)
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 |  Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
I would join you, but then what would I do with the ELECTRIC PANTS? They're the ultimate Moogle artifact, and don't just throw away something like that. I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1337
(5/25/02 3:33 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
What the hell are electric pants for? You can be happier without them! Release them, for your pants bind you...you could be great, if only you went pantless! Do not be seduced and succumb to the fallacy of pants!
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TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 599
(5/25/02 4:01 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Um, well they enhance my ability to bust fly moves 1000 fold. They are also leather and multicolored. I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1338
(5/25/02 5:04 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
No! I wasted my 1337 post talking about electric pants! For that, you shall pay.
*throws TP onto the rack...wearing burning electric pants*
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Zemyla
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1363
(5/25/02 5:43 pm)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Turn it into an electric kimono or an electric shirt. -----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 600
(5/25/02 6:23 pm)
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|  Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
AM, Do you wish to anger the council? 0_0 0_< 0_- 0_< 0_0 I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. Edited by: TALLPANZER at: 5/25/02 6:24:32 pm
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1339
(5/25/02 6:27 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
o_o What council?
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TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 602
(5/25/02 6:29 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
The council of Eternals. Duh. Don't make me twitch at you again. I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Zemyla
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1369
(5/25/02 6:48 pm)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
*uses a taser on TP*
*watches as he twitches at AM* -----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 606
(5/25/02 6:56 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Excuse me for a moment.
*Sticks fist down Zemyla's throat. Reaches down to small intestines and pulls. Runs 28 Kilometers and lets go with a loud snapping sound.* I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Zemyla
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1371
(5/25/02 7:06 pm)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
*gets up, which is really quite a feat with his small intestines dangling from his mouth*
Hrrd rm.
*pushes a button, and his small intestine retracts back into his body*
I had that installed yesterday. How do you like it? -----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
Banjooie
Scroll of Summon City Bus 
Posts: 1243
(5/25/02 8:26 pm)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
But if I don't wear pants, I don't have any pockets to put things in! Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah. |
Zemyla
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1384
(5/25/02 9:01 pm)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Get an Army Jacket. Those have lots of pockets. -----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps." |
Celeste of Elvenhame
Ninja 
Posts: 110
(5/25/02 11:22 pm)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Is the position of cabbit spoiler avavilable?
I am very good at pampering cabbits and keeping them in tip-top shape. |
Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1345
(5/26/02 2:30 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Well, that'd be a side job, Celeste. YE'd have t' have somethin' elde as yer main duty. But we could make ye a Cabbit Spoiler on the side 
Ushyu: Meow! | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 614
(5/26/02 3:07 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Well, will joining get me purple eternal booty? I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Celeste of Elvenhame
Ninja
Posts: 120
(5/26/02 3:16 am)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Well i am a champion sewer, i could make the uniforms and make the pants we need for spying purposes.
*Whips out needle thread and fabric*
*flurry of activity*
*produces pantless uniforms in several attractive styles*
i'd need some examples of these 'pants' as you call them to figure out how to make disguises though. Edited by: Celeste of Elvenhame at: 5/26/02 3:27:06 am
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PriamNevhausten
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1442
(5/26/02 3:22 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Pants are terribly misunderstood! They just want to love us! They don't hurt anybody! They're so fluffy and cute and cuddly...no wait, those are tigers. Pants are those denim things, right? Down with pants!
--Priam This is a signature virus. Please put this in your signature. |
Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1340
(5/26/02 9:38 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Indeed! The one called Priam understands our cause!
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Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1349
(5/26/02 10:56 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Pants: They would sleep with your mom if they could.
We need a flag!
AM, tis there a flag?
| Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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BrainWalker 
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor
Posts: 306
(5/26/02 10:58 am)
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 | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Well, I can do without pants. I mean, I wear mage robes at work, and bathrobes at home. Who the Hell needs pants?
Wait wait... we can still wear underpants... right?
If that's so, sign me up! You can always use a badass mage in your employ, right?
I can also bake up a mean batch of cookies! That's right, wherever your fancy may fall, I can sate your desire! Chocolate chip, peanut butter, oatmeal, chocolate with PB chips... I do it all, baby
Hell, since I'm a mage, I don't even need an oven. :: creates a box of pure fire :: See? :: warms his hands on the box :: Mmmm... toasty!  | Brainwalker
Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl aficionado. |
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1346
(5/26/02 11:42 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
UP: I'm going to make a flag. Right now. XD
BrainWalker: Badass mage? What? Here's your "Navy of No Pants" robes. Welcome to the Kingdom. ^_^
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1347
(5/26/02 11:59 am)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
It's not exactly a flag, more like a poster...maybe I'll do an actual flag later. XD
Edited by: Archmage144 at: 5/26/02 11:59:57 am
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TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 620
(5/26/02 4:44 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
*Wears electric pants as a belt. Equips Bermuda shorts in pants slot.*
There we go. Now about that Purple Eternal Booty? I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1352
(5/26/02 4:54 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
We don't have any of that. You'll have to join the "Free Invisin Now" army, not the Navy of No Pants...
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Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1350
(5/26/02 5:01 pm)
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| Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
Sorry TP matey, no purple Eternal Booty 'ere.
But if ye can make a name fer yerself in the navy, ye might be a step closer t' gettin' it!
BW! Report t' th' galley wit' Ki!
Celeste, sew us up a score o' them flags. | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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Celeste of Elvenhame
Melody of Finite 
Posts: 130
(5/26/02 6:36 pm)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
sir, Yes, Sir!
*begins sewing madly* |
Banjooie
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1272
(5/26/02 8:22 pm)
Reply | Muahaha...
*Wears not one...but TWO pairs of pants* |
Excaliburned
RP Moderator 
Posts: 1901
(5/26/02 10:21 pm)
Reply | Re: Muahaha...
Daisy #432: Sir, we've continued our scouting, but we've still found no army of insanity.
Excal: Curses, it seems they're too insane even to try and take over the world. But then what is an Army of Sanity to do?
Daisy #432: Well, we heard there's a Navy of No Pants forming up.
Excal: No pants! How evil... Very well then, from this day forward, we are the Army of Pants! Send out a few squads of Daisys to see is there are any sympathisers we can recruit in our righteous crusade against the forces of pantlessness. Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Halleluia |
MellyDuckie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1014
(5/26/02 10:34 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
*Spies*
*Runs back*
AM! Dreadful news!
This girl's named Daisy and she wears pants.
| Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me |
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Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1161
(5/26/02 10:39 pm)
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 | Re: Muahaha...
*from a nearby cliff overlooking the two groups, a pair of winged demihumans look on*
Ashura: Oh geez, now the place is gonna turn into a life-sized version of Battleship...you're not gonna randomly massacre both sides like you did when the Pirates and Ninjas were still at war, are you?
Xaq: Naah. I figure I'll wait until they make complete asses of themselves first, THEN start the carnage.
Ashura: Good. Last time you killed all of 'em before they could even be worth a laugh.
Xaq: Hey, what can I say, I was bored....
Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..
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Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1356
(5/26/02 10:53 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
So it begins.
I've reported this to Th' King Directly. This tis 'is reponse.
CaptainPervy: *He formed the army of Pants*
Arch mage144: >_>
Arch mage144: DESTROY!
CaptainPervy: *AYE AYE!*
::Monarch on the Shore begins to play::
It's time, Maties! Mobilize!
::Ushyu changes into a Cabbit ship::
All NPCS t' their stations! All Officers t' their assigned places! This tisn't a drill! If Their are any last minute recruits, now's th' time fer ye t'speak up!
For the freedom of Pantlessness...
::Boards Ushyu::
We're goin' t' war, maties...
| Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1355
(5/26/02 11:00 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
*The monarch of No Pants himself begins to scribe a letter on a long piece of parchment...in shocking pink ink*
*The letter is delivered directly to Excal, and reads:*
"Dearest Excal I. Burned,
You and I have been acquainted for some time now, and you know as well as I do that I harbor no personal grudges against you or your agendas. However, I fear that this has come to an end, or at the very least, has been disturbed. Your pro-pants movement has created a rapidly growing ripple in the pond that is our relationship.
You see, all have the right to go without pants, and I support and encourage all people to exercise this right. Your actions are contrary to the very core beliefs of the Kingdom of No Pants, and we--I--deem them highly offensive. This direct insubordination and disrespect will not be tolerated by our regime.
Therefore, I must officially declare open war on your 'Army of Pants,' thusly severing all friendly ties and trade negotiations.
I will only be satisfied when I have your pantless body lying on my torture rack.
Sincerely,
Arch 'The King of No Pants' Mage."
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MellyDuckie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1021
(5/26/02 11:08 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
Where do I go? Where am I serving?
And what do I do with Daisy?
| Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me |
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Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1357
(5/26/02 11:15 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
Don't worry about Daisy!
And yer in the Cabbit Ship, recall? Hop onboard! You'll be th' Comms officer, since yer on a lot | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1358
(5/26/02 11:16 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
...burn her pants and get her a kimono. You'll serve as...
>_>
<_<
So sue me, I'm a benevolent monarch. What do you WANT to do?
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Excaliburned
RP Moderator
Posts: 1903
(5/26/02 11:17 pm)
Reply | Re: Muahaha...
Excal squinted as he tried to make out the contents of the missive he had just recieved without hurting his eyes any more than necessary. Once he was done he closed it up, and bid one of the Daisys to carry it off to the interrogation room. He then decided to pen a responce.
"To Archmage, King of No-Pants
Sadly, I am quite busy right now prosecuting a war against your navy, so I am unable to take you up on your offer of endless days of unceasing pain and torment. However, if you have the time, I am quite willing to send an escort to your castle in order to bring you here and show you some of my latest acquisitions in my torture chamber.
In regards to my current campaign, I too bring nothing personal to it, seeing it merely as the job of any well-intentioned Warlord. After all, while I am certain you have nothing but the best of intentions, your kingdom seems shockingly familiar to the the Kindom of No-Shoes. It too started off well, but soon after the pure ideals with which it started were tainted. Laws were passed discriminating against the shoes, and things merely became worse until a holy war was proclaimed against the shoed. Given the tragedy of this bloody piece of history, I am merely trying to avoid a repeat of that sad chapter. And so, while I am willing to leave a mere Kingdom of No-Pants alone, I cannot stand idly by while the Non-Pantsed build an armada.
I pray the light of reason shines once again upon thee,
Excal Irius Burned
Commander of the Army of Pants"
"Daisy, send out the order to raise the defences. Ready the magical cannons, man the guns, and raise the barrier around the castle. Also, activate Plans 38D, 46Alpha, and Operation: BOB" Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Halleluia |
MellyDuckie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1025
(5/26/02 11:19 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
Okay! Comms officer I am, then!
What do I do?
| Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me |
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Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1360
(5/26/02 11:24 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
The Archmage growled softly, crumpling the letter from Excal in his fist. A crafty and wily opponent, he was, and the libel contained in his writing was utterly blatant. How dare that fiend proclaim that he would acquire dictatorial tendencies!? The mere shock of such words chilled the Benevolent Monarch of No Pants to the very core.
"UNCLE PERVY!" he roared at the top of his lungs. "Commence with operations immediately!"
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Excaliburned
RP Moderator
Posts: 1905
(5/26/02 11:30 pm)
Reply | Re: Muahaha...
At a secret location near the Fleet of No-Pants, a small airship is speeding towards its target.
Daisy Squire: Captain, we're almost over our target. I can see the fleet now.
Daisy Knight: Excellent squire! Troops, prepare the payload for release.
Daisy Chemist: Aye aye, captain!
Daisy Squire: We're over the target!
Daisy Knight: Alright, drop it!
Daisy Chemist: Understood! We have a clean release!
Daisy Knight: Good, now let's get out of here before they retaliate.
Meanwhile, behind them their load of pants fell down onto the Fleet of No-Pants covered with such propaganda quotes as "Pants are your friends." and "Pants: They're what's for dinner" Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Halleluia |
Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1359
(5/26/02 11:34 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
::The Navy of No Pants launches as everyone takes their places. The Captured Red Wings, along with the Valuan Destroyers, lift off. They escort the seabased forces, serving as a look-out and a first line of aerial defense.::
Arr... Damned agents o' pant-lovers, tryin' to force us t' think like they do...
Mel, yer job is to keep up with th' communications between th' aeiral navy and th' maritine navy. Ye'll also be watchin' out fer anythin' unusual 'r noteworthy.
BW! Ye're on the Red WIngs Flagship. Ye'll be unleahing yer own brand of hell and destruction on the enmy when the orders come through.
Ki, Yer BW's aide de camp. When he's spellcastin' ye have command o' th'captured Red Wings.
Celeste, TP, yer with the Maritine forces. Ye'll be making sure they stay afloat.
Now! Ignore them pants! They have no power over you!
::Sets Ushyu on a course that takes her into the upper atomsphere::
UP: See that Airship?
Mel:Yeah
UP: Good. Ushyu! Fire!
Ushyu: Meow!
::The Cabbit ship unleashes its laser batteries upon the Pants Airship::
****
::Elsewhere in the world.::
::A Shadowy figure moves through the woods. Reaching the foot of a river, he stops and removes a hip flask from his toga's pocket. Swiftly, he pours the contents into the river, then leaves, while chuckling to himself:: | Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
Edited by: Uncle Pervy at: 5/26/02 11:38:31 pm
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Banjooie
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1283
(5/26/02 11:36 pm)
Reply |  Re: Muahaha...
*is now wearing 3 pairs of pants* Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah. |
Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1361
(5/26/02 11:38 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
Without warning, a stealthy figure, most likely a ninja, removes all of Banjooie's pants.
...he does not see the figure, except to see a glimpse of a pale, skinny behind and legs darting off into the shadows...
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Banjooie
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1284
(5/26/02 11:39 pm)
Reply | Re: Muahaha...
*shrugs*
*puts on 5 pairs of pants*
*takes picture*
*puts an anti-ninja seal on it* Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah. |
Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1163
(5/26/02 11:55 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
*meanwhile, back on the cliff, the two onlookers turn to each other and smirk*
Xaq: I'd say Archmage finally made the move we were looking for.
Ashura: *nods* So, what now?
Xaq: Simple. We wait for them to start blasting at each other rather heavily, and then we simply sit here and take potshots at 'em. With all the firepower they'll be swapping up each other's heads they'll never even notice us.
Ashura: And afterwards we help them come to a truce, invite them all over for drinks, and retire happily, right?
Xaq: Ooooooooh no..."happily" doesn't BEGIN to cover it. *cackles with glee* We'll have died and gone to heaven by closing time.
Ashura: ...Feh, whatever. Been there, seen it, got kicked out by a bunch of snobs who hated my brother.
Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..
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Excaliburned
RP Moderator
Posts: 1906
(5/27/02 9:44 am)
Reply | Re: Muahaha...
Excal: A pity, it seems we must fight. Very well then, prepare for operation BOB.
Scout: Sir Excal, we've spotted two figures standing on a nearby cliff. We've been watching them a while and they've yet to make a move.
Excal: Hmm, probably nothing, but I'll send some special agents to keep an eye out for interlopers.
Scout: Also, our psionist communication officers have recieved a report from the raider. They came under fire as they were fleeing from the scene of their attack, but they've proven to be faster than the pursuit vessels.
Excal: Well, that is one of our fastest ships. How much damage have they sustained?
Scout: Nothing too substantial, but the Renegade will have to be put into dock for repairs.
Excal: Very well. Oh yes, did they send their maritime fleet too?
Scout: Yes.
Excal: Now isn't that amusing, considering that we're in the middle of the plains and you can't even see so much as a creek from the lookout tower. After all, as the Army of Sanity, our former calling, you have to have your own aquifer to get water from. Never know what sort of hallucinogenics some crazy will drop in your water supply otherwise. Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Halleluia |
Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1361
(5/27/02 11:37 am)
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| Re: Muahaha...
::In low orbit::
UP:Heh heh heh... Has Hawkin's done his work, Mel?
Mel: He just reported in.
UP: Good. That shield can be nigglesome... But I think we can get around it. Got th' charts?
Mel: Just got them from the central agency.
UP: Good. Ushyu, have y' figured out th' proper calculations?
Ushyu: Meow meow!
UP: Excellent. Inform BW it's time to begin operation.
::The Captured Red Wings take position near the river closest to Excal's castle.::
BW: (Wearing a gasmask, speaking into a communicator.) Ready.
::Ushyu's laser batteries open fire. The lasers rain upon the plains near the castle, causing explosions and sending dust into the air that could be witnessed for miles around. When the dust clears, it reveals that a massive trench has been carved into the land.::
::A Loud roar begins to echo off the walls of Excal's castle. His lookouts, having already endured the laser barrage, do not let it unnerve them. They watch in the direction of the noise, ready for whateverthreat approaches.::
::That threat is revealed when waters suddenly race down the trench! Before their eyes, a new river flows through the plain. A river with particularly murky water...::
Daisy #1: Do you smell something?
Daisy #2: Yeah... it smells kinda... alcoholic?
Daisy #1: Wow... The air is changing colors!
Daisy: #2 You know what I like about you?
Daisy #1 I can shee the air!
Daisy #6 Hey! I'll bet you ten bucksh I can leap off thish wall and fly!
Daisy #2 You're on!
::Back at the Cabbit ship.::
UP: Heh heh heh... Ole Hawkin's Liquid Circumcision...Ain't a better river poison known to man 'r beast! Ushyu, take us down t' high atomspheric hover over Excal's castle. Mel, signal the Captured Red Wings to move in! We gotta break through that shield wit' while they're drunk off their arses!
Mel: Done.
UP: Good. Is there a report fromthe Maritime Fleet?
Mel: Yeah. They say the engineers are working ahead of schedule.
UP: Perfect... Ushyu, let's set sail.
| Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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Excaliburned
RP Moderator
Posts: 1908
(5/27/02 12:04 pm)
Reply | Re: Muahaha...
Excal sniffs the air about him as a strange odour begins to waft about...
"That bitter scent... Can it be?"
He then looks out of his window and spots the strangely coloured moat his castle had recently obtained. Quickly realising this devious strategem and uttering a quick blessing for the Ribbon he always wore, protecting him from the statu effect Drunk, he took quick and decisive action.
"Aide! Give our entire store of Ribbons to the clerics and have them set about with their spells of Freshly Caffinated Brews! Also, while the Daisys are drunk, send out one of our special units!"
"Sir, you don't mean..." the aide gasped.
"Yes. Release the 'Gears!"
Soon a sound was heard rising from the cloud of dust still hanging around the castle from the laser barrage. It was the sound of many drunken voices raised in rowdy song.
"We are, we are, we are the Engineers!
We can, we can, we can drink forty beers!"
Their voices arose in continued song as they took their positions and unslung their elemental guns. Then, they started sniping away, with some of the more senior members manning the anti-airship artilery. Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Halleluia |
Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1169
(5/27/02 12:06 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
Ashura: *snif* *snif* You smell something?
Xaq: *takes a quick wiff* Hmm..1 part Liquid Circumcision, 4 parts water...I'd say someone spiked Excal's water supply.
Ashura: Sneaky.
Xaq: *nods* I'd say this tips the balance of power quite a ways...
Ashura: Not very sporting of them, is it?
Xaq: Nope. Think you can handle it?
Ashura: *hits Excal's castle with a high-level DeTox spell* 3...2...1...
*a large, almost invisible puff of steam emits from the sides of the castle as the LiqCirc in the water and everyone's system is harmlessly dispersed, reforming in a large keg near the edge of a certain cliff*
Xaq: Smooth. *pours himself and his protege a shot of the stuff* Cheers. *glasses clink*
Ashura: *downs shot, smirks* VERY smooth.
Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..
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Banjooie
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1295
(5/27/02 12:30 pm)
Reply | Re: Sign up for the Navy of No Pants!
*Is now wearing 7 pairs of pants* Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah. |
Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1365
(5/27/02 12:37 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
Meanwhile, the King of No Pants himself recieves a report from his field commander.
"Sire," he announces. "All is going according to plan. The mechanics and engineers are working double-time to insure our success, and Uncle Pervy has effectively intoxicated a large portion of the Daisy army."
"However," he continued, "they seem to be working on recovering, and perhaps may mount a counterattack! What shall we do?"
The monarch shifted in his chair, adjusting his cap, and scratched his leg. "Uncle Pervy has a suggestion regarding the weakness of the Daisy army. I have informed him to go ahead with his plans."
"The Kingdom of No Pants shall triumph in the end," he growled, uneasy as a result of all that had been happening.
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Banjooie
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1297
(5/27/02 12:40 pm)
Reply | Re: Muahaha...
*Stumbles about, unable to walk properly wearing 11 pairs of pants*
*Gets picture taken*
*hires a plane to drop leaflets of the picture all over the ships of the Navy of No Pants* Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah. |
Archmage144
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1366
(5/27/02 12:41 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
*has Banjooie assassinated by the Pantless Ninja again*
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Banjooie
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1298
(5/27/02 12:45 pm)
Reply | Re: Muahaha...
*is wearing an anti-ninja seal*
Muahaha...AAHAHAH...AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah. |
Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1362
(5/27/02 12:56 pm)
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| Re: Muahaha...
Mel: The King has given us the go ahead for -Operation Guildenstern-.
UP; Aye, relay the orders to BW. Has Hawkin's return to th' Captured Red Wings yet?
Mel: He has.
UP: Good.
: own at the Captured Red Wings::
BW: (Upon recieing his orders) So they're going to use it... Hey, aren't engineers an FFT class?
Ki: Yeah
BW: Let's try it out on the Engineers first.
::One of the Airships dips down near the ground, within range of the Artillery fire. Then it turns on its loudspeaker::
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Crimson Blade 1: This, too, be a grimoire's doing?
Crimson Blade 2: By the gods! I'd oft heard o'it ... But this!
Crimson Blade 1: An' a Wyrm -- a DRAGON-- was sighted at the Dukes' manor.
Crimson Blade 2: Well, if there's magick about, dragons won't be far behind...
Crimson Blade 1: I worry about Guildenstern and the others.
Crimson Blade 2: Ach, they'll be fine.
Crimson Blade 1: Think of it! If we've witnessed miracles such as these on Lea Monde's doorstep, what then lies within!?
Crimson Blade 2: ...Ye wear naivete like a crest, brother! Surely the masters know of this "Grimoire." Mayhaps we've just been in the dark, eh?
Crimson Blade 1: Yet our charge is to drub those Müllenkamp scoundrels an' -- And procure the miracles of Lea Monde!
Crimson Blade 2: Tis just a rumor, but I've heard that Guildenstern's lot works them magicks as well...
Crimson Blade 1: Rubbish! We're servants of the Lord! No true Knight of the Cross would dabble in the black arts!
Crimson Blade 2: It's only a rumor, brother... But if Sydney is truly the worker of diablerie they claim he is, I say fight fire with fire!
Crimson Blade 1: I say let the Lord be our shield!
Crimson Blade 2: Ever the choirboy! The only shield I see is the one coverin' yer eyes. Heretic or no, I believe what I see, and right now ... I see sorcery.
Crimson Blade 1: ...... ...Swine'll take wing 'fore the likes of us use magick, my friend.
Crimson Blade 2: Aye, but with a grimoire, your fattest sow could outfly my swiftest falcon -- if ye believe the chroniclers.
Crimson Blade 1: With a grimoire, you say?
Crimson Blade 2: Ye could even make cobblestones float like clouds...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
::The Engineers fall to the ground, and clutch their ears as they wail out in horror at being exposed to a translation far superior to their native Davaronish. They realization that they speak only a broken tongue, and that far superior translations can and do exist overwhelms their minds. As the piece ends, all are quivering on the ground, paralyzed and doubting their self-worth ::
(Back on Ushyu)
UP: Heh heh heh... They have Mimic Davaron, but we have Mimic Vagrant Story. How's the shield doing?
Mel: We haveit down to 32% power.
UP: Good, it'll break soon. What about the Maritime fleet?
Mel: Things are going smoothly.
UP: Heh heh... Excellent...
| Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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Banjooie
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1301
(5/27/02 2:10 pm)
Reply | Re: Muahaha...
*drops a plane-load of pants onto the shield, regenerating it* Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah. |
TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 621
(5/27/02 3:19 pm)
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| Fear the power of Bermuda Shorts
Moogle: "Tallpanzer sir, Kupo. The Super Dimensional Battle Fortress Neo-X Mark II is ready to launchupo."
Tall: "Good. Have the Ninja Pirate Janitor Mimes returned from FF7 yet?"
Moogle: "Yupupo, but the Sister Ray is in pieces, Kupo."
Tall: "Very well then. Get the Imp Engineers to fix it up and install it. For now we will fall back onto the "Over Compensating for something" gun batteries Eidolon X installed all those years ago."
Moogle: "Yes sirupo!"
*Loading FVM..........* I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Banjooie
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1330
(5/28/02 12:51 pm)
Reply | Re: Fear the power of Bermuda Shorts
Woah. It must take an insanely long time to load that FMV. Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah. |
TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 640
(5/28/02 1:37 pm)
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|  Don't they all?
Loaded......
*Hundreds of ray traced Moogles hustled to their stations as red lights flashed all around the SDBFN-X MKII. Guns, five times the size of normal cannons, slowly rose up from sliding doors all over the sea fairing flying fortress. Moogle gunners guided the guns into place and took aim at the castle of pants. When they were all locked on the commander moogle raised his left arm. There was a silence in the air for a moment, then the moogle commander's arm came down and all the cannons sent shells whistling through the air. The kick back from the coordinated fire caused the girth of the fortress to rock backward in the water, but the strike hit dead on. Blast after blast hammered the castle's mighty shield. Stray shells left craters nearly 80 meters across. As the smoke cleared the shield flicker in several places and finally wavered out existence. At this sight the moogle troops cheered, ran around high fiveing and belly bouncing each other.*
End FMV.......
*Back in the thrown room of the SDBFN-X MKII.*
Tallpanzer: "Ok Pervy, I opened the door for you. It's up to you to follow through." I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1186
(5/28/02 2:05 pm)
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| Re: Fear the power of Bermuda Shorts
--meanwhile, back on the cliff...
Ashura: You see that?
Xaq: Yeah..Mr. No-Pants has got the upper hand again.
Ashura: Not very fair of him bringing in a fleet of moogles to tip the scales in his favor. What say ya even things out for them a little?
Xaq: ...*shrugs* Why not? Just might be fun...
--FMV--
The halfdragon rises to his feet, his attention focused on the fleet of hijacked Red Wing airships. Stretching an arm out, he channels the energies of the earth, water, and sky around him to the center of his opened palm, converging them into a supercharged sphere of plasma. The air within an approx. 200-yard radius from the slowly-growing sphere begins to ripple as the temperature skyrockets. A final ring of elemental energies ripples into the sphere before it erupts, sending a tremendous blast off into the distance.
A crewman on one of the Red Wings spots the blast, but at that point it's too late...before he even gets a scream out the beam tears through the ship, completely incinerating it on impact. The blast continues on its path towards a second vessel, ripping a hole through it so large that the airship's hull structure gives from the suddenly increased strain, sending the keel plummeting into the ocean and being followed by the rest of the ship moments later. The plasma beam sears by a 3rd airship, setting the entire port side and a few crew members on fire, one being sent overboard by the impending shockwave, before finally arching down and hitting the water, the impact setting off a torrential splash the size of an atomic bomb blast. The burning Red Wing is overcome by a wave of water shot into the air by the blast and sent crashing into the brine..
--/FMV--
Xaq: BULLSEYE! *cackles manically*
Ashura: HOOWAAAAAAA! Now THAT was a thing of beauty, my friend!
Xaq: *bows* Thank you, thank you...applause, autographs, and groupies will be accepted after the show.
Ashura: Of course, NOW they'll be coming after US...
Xaq: You kidding? If they're crazy enough to come after someone with the power to blow 3 of their ships away without breaking much of a sweat and another guy who's even worse, they're nuts. *pours another shot of LiqCirc for himself and Ashura* And now, on with the show. *sits back in recliner*
Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..
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Uncle Pervy
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1378
(5/28/02 2:41 pm)
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| Re: Don't they all?
Arr, well done, TP. Mel, are th' engineers done?
Mel: Yeah.
Good.
::FMV Quickloads::
::The Scene cuts to the maritime fleet. The three Valuan Destroyers hover over the fleet. Celeste of Elvenhame stands on the deck of Pervy's Frigate, the Vengeful Hand. She looks to one of the pirates, and nods. That pirate scurries below decks. There, he runs to a large engine, and throws the start lever.::
::Above Decks, the sails fold away, leaving the masts bare as trees before large propellers spring form fromn them. They begin to spin, slowly at first then more and more quickly, until the ship begins to lift from the waves. The other ships in the fleet begin to undergon the samen process, until the entire Maritime fleet takes to the air. Tireless Pantless Mechanics celebrate as their work is completed.::
::The Maritime Fleet falls behind the Valuan Destroyers, as they set a course for Excal's Castle.::
(Back at the Castle)
UP: Ushyu,put th' shields up t' full, and be ready t' dart away if needed.
Ushyu: Meow!
::The Cabbit ship lowers. UP takes an intercom in hand, and speaks into it, his voice broadcasted to the fortress below::
UP: Now hear this. Tis Uncle Pervy, Grand Admiral o' th' Navy o' No Pants. Yer shield is down, an' yer troops are helpless before our artillery.
But, we're th' Nation o' No Pants; we have no use fer this war. We're a peaceful people; all we wish t' do tis follow our philosophy and live as we desire. We believe it tis our destiny t' go beyond th' constraint o' pants, t' reach beyond their limits and achieve th' next stage o' human; nay, o' every species evolution!
Then ye create an' army designed t' oppress our people! We who have no homeland, we who must live among that which we despise. What have we done besides follow our beliefs?
This is why we mobilized. Not out of hate fe you, but out of fear fer our freedom. We realize that some desire pants, though we don't understand it. We accept this, and follow our own ways as ye follow yers.
Thus, we offer ye a chance t' surrender. Our terms are this. Disband the Army of No Pants. End any repressive laws against the idea of No Pants that you have. Do so, and we shall be satisfied. In fact,I'll be willin' t' help fund any repairs fer th' damage done here as a sign o' good faith.
We have used non-lethal attacks against yer people. There has yet t' be one casaulty among 'em. but if ye do not surrender, we shall cease t' hold back. Ye have 24 hours t' decide."
::As Pervy finishes his speech, a beam of light rips through several of the captured Red Wings.::
UP: Shingus! What was that!?
Mel: Some kind of Magic!
UP: Aye, get TP on it right away!
Mel: I'm telling him now
::As she does, the Maritime fleet arrives and takes position around Excal's castle.::
UP: We're too close t'endin' this t' break off now... TP'll take 'em...
| Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me. | |
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TALLPANZER
Magitoaster
Posts: 642
(5/28/02 2:52 pm)
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| Moogles are pantsless citizens to Xaq, you mook
Tallpanzer: "That was dumb of them."
*A void rift opened, Xaq and Ashura found them selves in Tall's Runic thrown room. Long black cables were protruding from Tallpanzer and linking in the very castle. His emperor like presence was enhanced the long gray and silver cape that hung from his over sized ivory colored shoulder pads.*
Tallpanzer: "The council is displeased."
*Out from under his cape Tall's hands flew. Two arcs of black lightening channeled from them, slamming Xaq and Ashura to the wall with no trouble. Like the lash of a whip he drew them back into this hands and smacked their heads together. A gesture of his hand rammed the two back into wall. A green glow flared in Tallpanzer's eyes.*
Tallpanzer: "I will show you what a real void mage can do." I look forward, and it's a beautiful day. |
Banjooie
Fire Dragon
Posts: 1337
(5/28/02 2:58 pm)
Reply | Re: Moogles are pantsless citizens to Xaq, you mook
*wanders by*
*uses PSI OLDFF3.COM STORY OMEGA
*wanders off* Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah. Edited by: Banjooie at: 5/28/02 3:01:59 pm
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Excaliburned
RP Moderator
Posts: 1910
(5/28/02 4:05 pm)
Reply | Re: Moogles are pantsless citizens to Xaq, you mook
Excal was annoyed. It was not because of the attacks being made by the Navy of No Pants. Most of his troops had already been cured of their alcoholic status, and the SRD (Service Rum, Diluted, off course) had been passed out among the 'geers putting them in a state of blissful euphoria whereupon they didn't give |
