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Bard 
Posts: 2
(4/1/02 12:00 am)
Reply |  Murder Mystery Theatre
Yes, it's time for another murder mystery theatre, with your host... Minion #32!
*#32 emerges from hole in the stage, carrying shovel*
#32: Alright you lot, which one of you killed the Boss?
*Innocent looks*
#32: I know you people kill evil overlords for a living.
*rolls tape*
Good evening, everybody, and welcome to OT murder mystery theatre.
Today, we shall be investigating the mysterious death of -
...
Of...
#65: Um, Boss? No one's died lately.
Kelne: I thought I told you to go out there and kill someone so we could have a murder mystery.
#65: Well, yes, but Eidolon blew up the planet, Skorp hit me with an artillery barrage, and everyone else just pointed and laughed. I got SYE, though.
Kelne: He dies on a regular basis. Nobody cares. How are we supposed to have a murder mystery if no one - Urk!
#65: That's not how I remember it...
#32: Question not the plot-holes. Question the suspects instead.
#65: It was you wot done it, wasn't it?
NPC: There are many guards in the castle!
#65: We all seed you do it! Confess!
NPC: There are many guards in the castle!
#32: I think I'll take that as a no. Round up the other suspects! Edited by: Minion 32 at: 4/1/02 2:54:17 am
| FoxKitsune 
Magic Eight Squall 
Posts: 800
(4/1/02 6:52 am)
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 | Re: Murder Mystery Theatre
Fox: What? It wasn't me. (Hey, I told you to hide those!)
Lust Vitae: (Okay, okay. BLOOD.) *Hides large, sharp, bloddy weapons in a closet.*
Fox: So, uh... anyway, if you see a throwing knife that looks like this, could you send it over? I'll pay you... or something.
Lust Vitae: ... (In BLOOD!)
Kaze ga fukinukeru machi de omae wa nakushita nani ka wo sagasu keredo
Daiyamondo yori daiji na mono wa kokoro no hadaka dake sa... | Skorpion mkII
Equal to Karn 
Posts: 162
(4/1/02 8:00 am)
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 |  Re: Murder Mystery Theatre
I TOLD you, I DIDN'T DO IT!
There's no gunshot wounds on him, and where's the hole in the roof from the artillery?
| Jestar
Army of Khrima 
Posts: 38
(4/1/02 9:11 am)
Reply | Re: Murder Mystery Theatre
Enigma: It was the butler!
Dante: Where's your proof?
Enigma: It's ALWAYS the butler.
Dante: I see....
*Dante hits Enigma with a large bloodstained pick-axe*
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I am small and tricky - where you think I am, I probably am not. I can work very fast, but I tend to go about things in a round about way, which often leaves me effectively standing still. I hate rocks. Bloody rocks. What Video Game Character Are You?
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Um, yeah well.......uh.....stop reading the sig and look at the post dammit! | NebulaQueen
Ninja 
Posts: 111
(4/1/02 11:19 pm)
Reply | Re: Murder Mystery Theatre
It wasn't me! Unless he died as a result of elemental jelly beans...meep! I wasn't supposed to say that! *runs off*
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Bard
Posts: 6
(4/1/02 11:23 pm)
Reply | Re: Murder Mystery Theatre
I didn't do it. Someone beat me to it. | E Mouse
Many Guards Guy
Posts: 4892
(4/1/02 11:25 pm)
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 | Re: Murder Mystery Theatre
Can I have his soul? Marinated, soaked in BBQ sauce, and on a stick?
"Oh wow, I'm totally clueless!" - Yuffie, FF7
 KIRBY ANIME! | Excaliburned
RP Moderator 
Posts: 1701
(4/2/02 3:47 am)
Reply | Re: Murder Mystery Theatre
*Excal and co. walk into the room covered in dirt and carrying shovels.*
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It's a cold and it's a broken Halleluia | E Mouse
Many Guards Guy
Posts: 4895
(4/2/02 3:52 am)
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| Re: Murder Mystery Theatre
Who's this "co." guy?
"Oh wow, I'm totally clueless!" - Yuffie, FF7
KIRBY ANIME! | Minion 32
Bard
Posts: 10
(4/2/02 8:20 am)
Reply | Right then...
*peers at suspects*
OK, E mouse gets his soul, since he asked so nicely.
Skorp's off the hook, since there don't seem to be any giant craters around.
What about that guy muttering about blood? Nah. He doesn't have a motive.
*checks for elemental jelly beans*
Can't see any, but maybe he ate them...
You lot!
*points at Excal & co, having mistaken them for minions (it's the shovels)*
Go round up more suspects. And find me the Butler. Much OT Malfred senses in you.
OT is the path to the Dark Side.
OT leads to Spam.
Spam leads to flame wars.
Flame wars lead to clones...
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Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor
Posts: 345
(4/2/02 8:27 pm)
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 | Re: Right then...
I did it. | Zemyla 
Holysrpnt 
Posts: 246
(4/2/02 8:34 pm)
Reply | Right then again...
Ythea walks in, disguised as Kelne.
"You idiots! Can't you see that that was a clone?"
"And besides, if I actually *did* die, I certainly wouldn't have it advertised to every hero in the world! I'd instead have my successor continue to fill my place, the better to mislead the heroes."
"Now get back to your work!"
They responded with "Yes, boss" and left. A moment later, Ythea left as well, heading back toward the fortress.
((Note: Ythea got fingerprints and passwords off Kelne while he was unconcious.))
-- Kelne "Take off every sig." | Skorpion mkII
Electrial 
Posts: 186
(4/3/02 8:16 am)
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| Re: Right then again...
Ah, what a shame.
You can't get INTO Kelne's fortress. It is on the OT Board, and STILL under siege, and has been for years. *random invader kills impostor*
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