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Cyril Shinsei 
NPC
Posts: 57
(5/1/02 1:31 pm)
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Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
...free muffin complete with chocolate chips and cream filling! GWAHAH! Your services will be requested in posting anything that annoys the living daylights out of Bob. Join today and you'll also get an official sticker of DOOM!

There are only 3 rules!

1) Get Bob to edit your post.
2) Get Bob annoyed.
3) Get Bob to scream and bitch or otherwise go insane. Even a "-_-" will work wonders.

And, uh, about the Commie part. I've officially declared Commie March - Ran's Theme the official theme of our cult, and when Reako gets on. I'll have him post a link to it here.

Remember, Communism and aim for the shins!

EDIT: Gwahah! Score 1! Bob edited this post! Check bold portion.
EDIT: Hah! Score 3! Bob edited this post AGAIN!
EDIT: Score... what the hell is it now, 8 9 10 11 ?

Edited by: Bob the Cat at: 5/4/02 10:40:37 pm
EKDS5k 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2385
(5/1/02 1:32 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*shoots at commies*

*ups post count*
Yay for information you didn't need to know!
My journal

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2300
(5/1/02 1:33 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Jesus.. get a new place to link from >_o your icon is HUGE

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 58
(5/1/02 1:33 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I already changed it X_x

I just noticed today. Goddamned server.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 983
(5/1/02 1:34 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I'm like... 10 seconds away from replacing your entire topic with...

"I am an excrement hed look at me!!111"

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 59
(5/1/02 1:35 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Mm, then my goal would be fulfilled. :d

Edited by: Cyril Shinsei at: 5/1/02 1:35:18 pm
Banjooie
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor

Posts: 378
(5/1/02 1:36 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Want...muffin....

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

LVL3 webrunner 
Lord Khrima
Posts: 855
(5/1/02 1:37 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Don't make Minuteman come over there and Strike For Freedom you to oblivion!

--

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 61
(5/1/02 1:37 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
^_^;;

*gives Banj an application sheet that only has one line: "Do you want muffins?"*

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2302
(5/1/02 1:41 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
wait.. bob has edited my post before.. where is my muffin?!

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 986
(5/1/02 1:42 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*Is hungry and would steal the muffins but knows that Yuri probably baked them.*

>_<

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 62
(5/1/02 1:45 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Bah, DM, join the cult and you'll only not get a muffin but a sticker of DOOM too! How could you turn that down?! You already exceed membership expectations!

*gives Bob some stale catnip*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 988
(5/1/02 1:46 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*massages own ankle*

Noin.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2305
(5/1/02 1:46 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
WOO DOOM sticker! *skips around*

now gimmie my muffin eVe

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 63
(5/1/02 1:47 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*gives muffin with chocolate chip assortment on top in the words of "DOOM"*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 990
(5/1/02 1:49 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*bites DM*

*Bites Cyril*

*realizes that neither have wings*

DAMMIT.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2307
(5/1/02 1:51 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*bites bob back and 'tattos Commie and Aerith lover 4 ever' on his chest*


*an arrow shot to the arm pre-empts this post*

:p

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Edited by: Bob the Cat at: 5/1/02 1:53:16 pm
Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 991
(5/1/02 1:53 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*High fives Mae*

Goooooooooo team um......do we even have a team name?

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 438
(5/1/02 1:54 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I'm a White Mage turned Pirate. Pirates are kinda like communists, as they share plunder. Does that count?

At least enough to get me a muffin and a doom sticker? :D

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 993
(5/1/02 1:55 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I'm afraid that because Pirates are strictly in competition with each other all the time NOIN.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Banjooie
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor

Posts: 379
(5/1/02 1:56 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Want...muffin....

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 64
(5/1/02 1:57 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Banj, ye have the application sheet.

*looks over Pervy*

What the hell... you're in.

*stamps sticker on forehead and gives muffin*

*Cyril gets Hsien-Ko's juggling act
EDIT: DM also gets another muffin cause Bob edited her post. XD *gives her a muffin*
EDIT: Score 2! Bob edits again!

Edited by: Bob the Cat at: 5/1/02 2:09:58 pm
Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 440
(5/1/02 2:00 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
YARR!

I get t' be in without bein' a full commie!

::Eats Muffin, removes sticker from forehead and places it on his hipflask::

Banjooie
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor

Posts: 381
(5/1/02 2:00 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*has muffin*
YAY
*solves every problem with said muffin*
Muffins solve EVERY problem!

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 65
(5/1/02 2:01 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Commie's there for the novelty. Our ultimate goal is to get the resident kitty boy riled up.

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2309
(5/1/02 2:02 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
haha ject out the 24hour thread! i deserve another muffin!

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 66
(5/1/02 2:04 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Grow wings and make another Aeris army here and you'll get TWO muffins and a free trip to Commie Land!

*cackles*

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2310
(5/1/02 2:05 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Wooooo

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 996
(5/1/02 2:10 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*climbs onto DM's back and bites HARD*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2312
(5/1/02 2:13 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*bitten HARD* >.<
*counters with to bite bob back*

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 998
(5/1/02 2:17 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*runs around in a circle screaming*

*squashes DM with an incoming Sentinel*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 67
(5/1/02 2:18 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*mails the muffins to DM along with the ticket*

*sics ten billion Ninas on Bob*

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2314
(5/1/02 2:20 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*revives self* XD

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 999
(5/1/02 2:21 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*consumes Ninas*

Mmm wingy.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2316
(5/1/02 2:37 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*kicks bob in the Shin*

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1001
(5/1/02 2:38 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*kicks DM in the nootz*

......


wait a minute!

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2317
(5/1/02 2:39 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*looks at bob oodly* that was a pathetic waste of a post if i ever did see one!
*jabs him in the nootz and stuffs a chibi rabid Aeris down his pants*

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1004
(5/1/02 2:50 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*pulls the rabid Aeris out and force feeds it to DM*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2321
(5/1/02 2:51 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*swallows and dragon punches Bob in the happysacks*

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1025
(5/1/02 8:22 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*laughs as DM breaks her hand on his protection he REMEMBERED to wear today*

*Wedgifies her*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

FlamingDeth
Holysrpnt
Posts: 236
(5/1/02 8:33 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*does something communistic*

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1026
(5/1/02 8:40 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
The funny thing is that the thing that has annoyed me the most is your non-working pic.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Reako Somner
RP Moderator
Posts: 124
(5/1/02 9:05 pm)
Reply
*As another mod joins the scene*
Reako: go! Paint it! Paint the whole place! MWAHAHAHAA!
*Happy Happy cultists paint the whole place blue, including the people on the scene*
*has no effect on DM*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1029
(5/1/02 9:07 pm)
Reply
Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
*Has contracters also paint the place a nice red and white as well*

Excellent.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Banjooie
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 405
(5/1/02 9:14 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
*has the entire room painted green and purple*
The colors of the universe!

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Xyven
Mage
Posts: 95
(5/1/02 9:26 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
*Tells the people what they want. They're too stupid to figure it out for themselves*

Kill the Capitalist pigs!!!! THE PROLETARIAT SHALL RISE ABOVE THE FILTHY STINKING BOURGEOSIE!!!

*Shares DOOM and becomes a true communist*

Now gimme my muffin.

FlamingDeth
Holysrpnt
Posts: 242
(5/1/02 9:29 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
*does more communistic stuff, since people didn't seem to notice the first time*

And...uh...PROLETARIAT!

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

Xyven
Mage
Posts: 97
(5/1/02 9:53 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
*Sends the double post demon to Siberia*

Edited by: Xyven at: 5/1/02 9:55:34 pm
Xyven
Mage
Posts: 98
(5/1/02 9:54 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
*Does even more communistic-type stuff then FD*

And now for the reeducation!

*Plays Stalin and sends everyone to the Gulag*

*Takes over Russia, I mean the board*

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 72
(5/1/02 10:21 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
*gives Xyven said muffin*

Now... marching band, play COMMIE MARCH! *drumroll*

FlamingDeth
Holysrpnt
Posts: 250
(5/1/02 10:36 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
...come on, can't you have a ninja commie?

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 464
(5/1/02 10:39 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
::Establishes workers' control over the means of production.::

Xyven
Ninja
Posts: 105
(5/1/02 10:45 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
Comrade Cyril! For the revolution!!!!! *Marches*

*Eats his muffin*

*Declares war on all the non-communist threads in this board*

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 73
(5/1/02 10:49 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
Ninja commies are good. The Revolution needs innovation as well, after all!

*gives FD a muffin*

Xyven
Ninja
Posts: 107
(5/1/02 10:51 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
And another division is added to the red army!

Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 467
(5/1/02 10:57 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
Well, ye want innovation?

I'll teach yer forces how t' raid on th' high seas! That's right, I'll make yer commies Pirate commies! We'll raid the Bourgeoisie ships an' rob them o' their greedily-horded gains!

Xyven
Ninja
Posts: 110
(5/1/02 10:58 pm)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
And we can defeat England! HELL YEAH!!! Err, yeah.

Vive le revolution.

Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 469
(5/2/02 12:02 am)
Reply
Re: Quiet you excrement hed. This is my turf.
Aye, an' Spain. Ye gotta raid Spain if yer a pirate; its one o' the rules.

Except fer Spanish Pirates; but a number o' them did it anyway.

FlamingDeth
Holysrpnt
Posts: 257
(5/2/02 1:50 am)
Reply
Effin' doom!
*does the Commie Ninja dance*

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 891
(5/2/02 2:19 am)
Reply
Re: Effin' doom!
*everyone in the thread suddenly finds themselves decapitated as a red, white, & blue-colored disc goes flying around*

...*glares over at the guy who catches the disc* DAMMIT Captain America, I was ENJOYING that!!

Xaq Shenor

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2378
(5/2/02 2:54 am)
Reply
Re: Effin' doom!
*holds head* .. god damnit, Xaq.. >_> anyone have any superglue?

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Cyber Syx
Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWoldWORLD

But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

FlamingDeth
Holysrpnt
Posts: 261
(5/2/02 4:45 am)
Reply
Re: Effin' doom!
*dodges with his Commie Ham Ninja Of Doom skills*

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 473
(5/2/02 9:46 am)
Reply
Re: Effin' doom!
::Was elsewhere training Commie Pirates::

D'arr... what a mess...

::Casts Life and Cure spells on the members of the Commie Club::

Archmage144 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1187
(5/2/02 10:07 am)
Reply
Re: Effin' doom!
*marches about singing Communist hymns*


Archmage Kirby:
Powers HAL Labs wishes they'd thought up first.
RPGWW! Beware of GM!

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1042
(5/2/02 10:10 am)
Reply
Re: Effin' doom!
Don't make me pull out the dreaded ultimate weapon of weapons.


That's right.

THE BIG BOOK OF BRITISH SMILES!

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 478
(5/2/02 10:12 am)
Reply
Re: Effin' doom!
::Smiles::

I be a pirate, matey. I've seen teeth that'll make th' worst British smile cringe an' wet itself.

Xyven
Ninja
Posts: 111
(5/2/02 1:22 pm)
Reply
Re: Effin' doom!
Or you could just throw Listerine on them.

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 74
(5/2/02 1:36 pm)
Reply
Re: Effin' doom!
*everybody in the Commie Cult chomps down a muffin, which allows them to instantly regrow their heads*

You'll have to do better than that to off us, you capitalists!

*army of Cyber Stalins appear and swarm Captain America*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1068
(5/2/02 1:40 pm)
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...
(don't make me have to pull out the Iron Man/War Machine Double Whammy)

*watches fellow Avengers jump out of hiding and destroy Cyber-Stalins.*

*wins despite this being the wrong thread*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
NPC
Posts: 75
(5/2/02 1:43 pm)
Reply
Re: ...
*Avengers suddenly explode as he pushes a big red button labeled "SECRET COMMIE WEAPON"*

Ha! You think you can defeat us on our own turf, ye capitalists?!

*Cyber Stalins mend themselves together with the efficiency of communism, throw up a Muffin Shield, and proceed to sysmetically dismantle Bob*

Banjooie
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 450
(5/2/02 1:43 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Pervy, I think he means British ROYALTY smiles....
Therefore, there is only one thing to do.
*Banjooie used PSI Reallyoldstoriesfromff3.com Omega*
*Bob took 3000000 damage*
*Bob fell asleep!*

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 489
(5/2/02 1:48 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::Casts Old-Schooled FFI Wall on Everyone::

There. Tis good t' be a White Mage...

Tis also good t' bask in th' freedom from capitalist oppression! Arr!

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 892
(5/2/02 1:49 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Hey, don't blame ME, DM. *points at Captain America* HE threw the damned thing!

*everyone CA missed, including the captain himself, suddenly find themselves decapitated as a chakram-sized shuriken buzzes around*

*nabs shuriken* That one, on the other hand, was my idea.

*walks away after unleashing a large herd of sheep on the thread* What can I say, old habits die hard... *continues walking with his fingers in his ears as the sheep explode all over the place*

Xaq Shenor

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2424
(5/2/02 1:51 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*puts head back on and gets beaned by SHEEP* X_x

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 491
(5/2/02 1:53 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::Reraise takes effect::

Well shingus. Looks like we need...

The HOUSE!

::Casts Life on Everyone, then uses HOUSE to fully restore all HP/MP of the Commie Club, Saves::

Xyven
Ninja
Posts: 116
(5/2/02 3:24 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
For Mother Russia!!!! We are beink suicide bombers against filthy american capitalists</RussianAccent>

*Casts a fireball at Bob* DIE!!!!!!

*Eats a muffin*

numnum

*Unleashes a horde of cyber Lenins*

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 76
(5/2/02 3:26 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*snaps his fingers as Xaq suddenly finds himself trapped inside a solid adamantine muffin*

Think you'll get away, don't you?!

Ganonfro 
Airship
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(5/2/02 3:29 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*Suddenly gets reminded of playing Settlers of Catan with his brothers when the word 'sheep' is mentioned*



*Shudders*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Xyven
Ninja
Posts: 117
(5/2/02 3:31 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
This thread is further proof that the great proletariat revolution will succeed. Now my comrades, revolt!!! You will have Land, Peace, and Bread!!!!!!!!

Ganonfro 
Airship
Posts: 1759
(5/2/02 3:32 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*Read that quickly and suddenly saw "Love and Peace!" Instead of Land,Peace and bread*


Love and Peace! *Peace signs*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Xyven
Ninja
Posts: 118
(5/2/02 3:34 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
War and Peace
Crime and Punishment
Pride and Prejudice
Posts and Nihilism

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2433
(5/2/02 3:38 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
damn you Ganon..


LOVEU AND DA PEACE!!!!

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 79
(5/2/02 3:40 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
O_o;;

*confers with other Revolution members to ask whether they should admit 60s era people in or not*

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2435
(5/2/02 3:42 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Trigun quote ya dip >:P

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/2/02 3:43 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*sets up a wicked hippie concert*

And I shall call it: "Cyrilstock".


*Hippies with tie-dyed shirts swarm the area*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 80
(5/2/02 3:46 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*circuit board on concert speakers overload and explode, causing a local planetary destruction on everything not pro-Communist*

Mmmm. *picks up Bob's ripped tail and sells it to some pawn shop and gets a nickel in return*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/2/02 3:49 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*brought back to life via Marvel Universe clause*

Hmm.

*Bitch-slaps Cyril*

Ah that felt good.

But not nearly as good as bitch-slapping his bitch-boy would've been.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2437
(5/2/02 3:51 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
you have a bitch boy? .. HEHE!

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 82
(5/2/02 3:52 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
HA! I still got your tail!

*wolfs down a muffin and counter bitch-slaps*

And no, I don't. Bob just has a demented mind. :d

Edited by: Cyril Shinsei at: 5/2/02 3:52:50 pm
Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/2/02 3:54 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Yes he does, his name is Reako.

*ducks*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2439
(5/2/02 3:56 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
your hitting Bob ALL WRONG.. this is how you do it..
*gets rolled up newspaper and Twacks him*

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Edited by: DragonMistressSCV  at: 5/2/02 3:57:25 pm
Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 83
(5/2/02 3:56 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
..........

*hires DM to maul Bob by offering a pay of lots of muffins*

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 84
(5/2/02 3:57 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Stupid double posting!

*but follows DM's example and smashes Bob with the newspaper*

*then hires DM to maul him -- badly -- with muffins*

Edited by: Cyril Shinsei at: 5/2/02 3:58:25 pm
Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1082
(5/2/02 4:00 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*uses Cyril to bop DM on the nose*

*runs*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 85
(5/2/02 4:01 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I won't even require retaliation because I'm sure DM will do my part and then some.

Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 496
(5/2/02 4:05 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::Books some Funk Acts for Cyrilstock::

DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger
Posts: 2442
(5/2/02 4:09 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
.. .. *covers nose as eyes get big and watery* thats.. thats so cruel...
....

*whails*

(you'd have to read the DMSCV Vs Zeo Battle in the Dueling forum to understand the joke)

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
But I Won't cry for yesterday. There's an ordaniry world.
Somehow I have to find.And if I tried to make my way... to the ordinary world. I will learn to Survive
-- Duran Duran

Uncle Pervy
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 497
(5/2/02 4:12 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::Casts Cure on DM::

Twas cruel. Now it's all better.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1102
(5/2/02 10:03 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Cyril put anthrax in the muffins

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 86
(5/2/02 10:05 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
So what if I did? Muffins cure everything anyway, so it doesn't matter.

EDIT: Bob edited again, wee. Score 4. And edit again, score 5.

Edited by: Cyril Shinsei at: 5/3/02 1:31:51 pm
E Mouse 
Mother Nature
Posts: 5732
(5/2/02 11:04 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Bardic Muffins: The official fruit of ADVENTURERS!.


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 910
(5/3/02 1:58 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*a large, adamantium muffin rolls over Bob & Cyril before being sliced in half by a temporal rift*

*resheaths Masamune* Hmmm...first muffins, now pancakes and street pizza.

...Suddenly I've got the munchies. *raids the fridge*

Xaq Shenor

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 87
(5/3/02 1:23 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*presses button and the fridge explodes as he reforms himself from the temporal rift*

For the Revolution, I hereby brand Xaq Shenor an enemy!

*presses another button and Xaq is swarmed by Cyber Stalins*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1160
(5/3/02 1:26 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*Uses manuever taught by Rugal known as "Ultimate Lane" to avoid all*

Hmm.

Cyril, quit urinating in the muffin batter.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Edited by: Bob the Cat at: 5/4/02 10:14:07 pm
Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 88
(5/3/02 1:28 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I did you mofo.

Check again. :d

And check again biotch. *Score 6*

Edited by: Cyril Shinsei at: 5/3/02 1:32:12 pm
Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/3/02 1:29 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Yes you did.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 539
(5/3/02 1:30 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Ye insultin' th' muffins, matey?

::Hits another of Cyrils buttons, sending a brigade of Cybernetic Leon Trotskys charging at Bob, outflanking him.::

Bob the Cat
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(5/3/02 1:32 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*Waits for them to surround him. Then hits them all with the dreaded 4 hit genocide cutter, causing them all to die*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 89
(5/3/02 1:33 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*snorts as the Cyber Trotskys just throw muffins as Bob attacks, causing him to explode*

Bob the Cat
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Posts: 1166
(5/3/02 1:36 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*uses his standard ring immunity to "Urine muffins" + 9 to avoid horrid pastries*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 90
(5/3/02 1:37 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*because the muffins aren't urinated Bob gets smashed by them and he explodes, making his ring worthless*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1168
(5/3/02 1:41 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*takes the universe with him, ala 8-bit theatre*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 541
(5/3/02 1:53 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::The Universe ignores Bob, because he insulted muffins.::

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1169
(5/3/02 2:19 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*the muffins ignore the universe causing the multi-verse to implode*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 547
(5/3/02 2:48 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::The Revolution Lives one, as the exploding Multiverse destroys Capitalism::

Thanks for the help, Bob! :D

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1175
(5/3/02 2:50 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*however communism and socialism are destroyed as well*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 549
(5/3/02 2:53 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Not quite!

::D raws out the Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital from a nondimensional space.::

I have a shipload o' these suckers!

::Starts distributing said literature to the masses, as the Bourgeoisie are left without a leg to stand on after the explosions.::

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1178
(5/3/02 3:01 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*causes Excal to die, thus causing the entire multiverse to revert*

Nope.

*Watches communists outspend themselves into poverty by purchasing weapons which no longer work from lack of maintainence*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 554
(5/3/02 3:03 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Damn you and your monetary slavery!

::Tosses a plowshare at Bob::

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1180
(5/3/02 3:07 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*wedgifies Pervy*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 556
(5/3/02 3:09 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::Bob fails to dodge the Plowshare, gets hit in the head::

Ha! Your wedgies mean nothing to the proletariat!

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1182
(5/3/02 3:13 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
you hit my (capitalist made) clo~ne~~`!!!111

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 557
(5/3/02 3:16 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Well, one way to deal with those.

I'll simply call upon the must successful Villain in RPG history.

::Summons Aeris::

BWHAHAHAA! Destroy the Bourgeoise's precious industry! Bring the Capitalist Pigs to their knees are their sytem of exploitation crumbles around their ears!

Aeris: Okie Dokie!

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/3/02 3:20 pm)
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<_<

*Grabs Aeris and tosses her into a rocket labeled: To Hell or bust*


*LIFTOFF!*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 559
(5/3/02 3:23 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::Aeris simply destroys the rocket::

Come now, Bob, do you really think that someone who destroyed humanity wiould fall for that?

I just realiized that Aeris is a Villain >and< a White Mage. Yay!

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/3/02 3:24 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I'd Kill her, but then she'd wipe out humanity.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 561
(5/3/02 4:28 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
You couldn't kill her away.

But we do have a catch 22, don't we...

Hmm...

Hey Aeris, look over there! Doom!

Aeris: Where?

::KO's Aeris with a Plowshare.::

Thar we go.

::Continues to distribute Communist Literature. Places a Pamplet in Aeris's mouth.::

BrainWalker 
NPC
Posts: 67
(5/3/02 9:46 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
:: walks by ::

Hey, it's that flower chick! Hey, I could use a... what's this?

:: takes the pamphlet out of her mouth, reads ::

Holy fweet! Free chocolate-chip cream-filled muffins, AND a doom sticker!?! I'm there!

Let's see... annoy bob...

:: walks up behind Bob, taps him on the shoulder ::

Exuse me, Bob, is it? Could you tell me what time it- :: gives bob a swift kick in the balls ::

YAY!! Am I in now? Do I get my muffin?

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl afficionado.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 577
(5/3/02 9:50 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Aye!

::Gives BW an Muffin and a Doom Sticker.::

Welcome t' th' Commie Club!

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/3/02 9:59 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*Looks at BW's broken foot*

Nice try son, but I wear protection.

*Grabs BW's neck, lifts him up in the air and does the Rugal Execution, blowing him up to all hell*


*bitchslaps Pervy while he's at it.*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

BrainWalker 
NPC
Posts: 72
(5/4/02 3:40 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I'm on fire. Ow. Ow.

Hmm... broken foot AND third degree burns.

Bummer.

:: muches on that muffin ::

Mmmmmmmmmm... muffin-tastic!

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl afficionado.

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2533
(5/4/02 3:41 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Boy, BW, after watching me and bob do slapstick.. you should of known he wears protection.

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it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1248
(5/4/02 3:43 pm)
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Especially now, after she showed up at my shop...

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
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(5/4/02 3:46 pm)
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.. good times.. good times....

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it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

PriamNevhausten
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1116
(5/4/02 4:38 pm)
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...7 pages in two days?

I do believe this is a record.

*makes joke about Bob using protection when playing with DM*

*promptly is mauled from three hundred or more directions*

--Priam

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DragonMistressSCV 
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Posts: 2541
(5/4/02 4:39 pm)
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*calls off minions and pesronally kicks praim SQUARE in the nards*

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it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Bob the Cat
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Nonono DM you have to put more omph into your kick.

Like so. *kicks Priam in the groin. HARD.*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2545
(5/4/02 4:43 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Like this? *does so and HARD at that*

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

PriamNevhausten
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1119
(5/4/02 4:48 pm)
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*suddenly can easily hit C over High C*

--Priam, making obscure musical jokes since today

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E Mouse 
Mother Nature
Posts: 5781
(5/4/02 5:20 pm)
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*drinks helium and sings along*


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 92
(5/4/02 9:45 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I figured Bob would do this.

Time for desperate measures.

*skins Bob and sells him to DM*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/4/02 9:46 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*counter skins Cyril and eats him*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 93
(5/4/02 9:47 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*notes it's impossible to do that cause Bob is dead*

*and isn't edible anyway*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/4/02 9:48 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*eatable*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 94
(5/4/02 9:50 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*Indeed*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1286
(5/4/02 9:51 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*uses Mod powers to turn Cyril into a cute cuddly kitten*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 95
(5/4/02 9:54 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*unaffected, scores #17*

Edited by: Cyril Shinsei  at: 5/11/02 9:07:45 pm
Zarn Kano 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 239
(5/4/02 9:55 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
What can you do as a mod here? Cause at a board where I'm mod, I can only edit, delete, move, and close topics... I can't do anything with post ranks or post counts or anything like that. Webby controls all of that right?

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As I walk in the Rain I see my path brought into Darkness...
A darkness no light can overcome...
Only the Light of her heart with a smile on her face...

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 96
(5/4/02 9:56 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
What you just listed.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1287
(5/4/02 9:57 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
And how!

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 97
(5/4/02 10:01 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
No Bob, we do not want to know "how" you convince DM's posts to write exactly as you desire them.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1290
(5/4/02 10:02 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I haven't edited one of her posts in days!

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 98
(5/4/02 10:07 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
For the sake of your own continued good health.

:P

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/4/02 10:09 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
I should tell her that you wanna "meet" the catgirl.


<_<

>_>

nah.

*runs*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 99
(5/4/02 10:23 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
...

I refuse to comment based on the grounds that though I don't have much idea what the hell he's talking about, it's probably not good for me.

>_<;;

*sends Cyber Stalins, Trotskys, and Lenins after Bob*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/4/02 10:30 pm)
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*has a bunch of Sentinels destroy said robots*

*then Sentinels go after mutants.*

*Then Sentinels go after humanity.*

D'OH!

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Mage
Posts: 100
(5/4/02 10:37 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Now look what you've done!

*sighs and presses the BIG RED BUTTON, causing the planet to explode and restarts humanity*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/4/02 11:17 pm)
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*forces you into Eidolon's mind causing major brain damage. To you mostly cause there's not much in there left to damage on Eidolon's side...*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Celeste of Elvenhame
Army of Khrima
Posts: 43
(5/5/02 3:07 am)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Quote:

I did you mofo.

Check again. :d

And check again biotch. *Score 6*


*interprets with a dirty mind after being hentai forum*

FlamingDeth
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor

Posts: 324
(5/5/02 3:26 am)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
...yay?

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1321
(5/5/02 3:37 am)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Wow...she was the hent forum...

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2566
(5/5/02 6:35 am)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Many a man/girl has been into the hentfourm. few have ever wanted to go back >:P

Quote:
...

I refuse to comment based on the grounds that though I don't have much idea what the hell he's talking about, it's probably not good for me.

>_<;;


Visit the hentforum, Cyril.. you will be pleasently suprised >:}

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 102
(5/5/02 6:37 am)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
....bleh.... i shouldn't...

*can't resist curiosity and goes in anyway*

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 103
(5/5/02 6:45 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
........

X_x;;

now i'm scared.

*hides behind Bob... and just kills him.*

XD

Edit: Score 12! And 13 14! And 15!

Edited by: Cyril Shinsei at: 5/7/02 11:40:02 pm
DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2574
(5/5/02 7:22 am)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Now you know the source of my siggy :p

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Squintz Altec 
Ninja
Posts: 105
(5/5/02 9:45 am)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*shudder*

...

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 587
(5/5/02 10:40 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Bah, weaklings.

::Carves the face of Lenin, looking eatsward, in the Rocky Mountains. Then carves the face of Trotsky in the Appalachian Mountains, looking westward. ::

Celeste of Elvenhame
Army of Khrima
Posts: 46
(5/5/02 10:52 am)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
what really frightens me is that someones keeps score of these things.


And what's wrong with the hentai forum anyway?

BrainWalker 
Mage
Posts: 84
(5/5/02 1:32 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
There's nothing wrong with a little hentai. It's good for what ails ya!

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl afficionado.

PriamNevhausten
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1166
(5/5/02 9:52 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Porn - Good for the heart AND soul!

--Priam

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FlamingDeth
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor

Posts: 345
(5/6/02 3:53 am)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
...and the doom! Can't forget the doom!

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

PriamNevhausten
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1188
(5/6/02 4:11 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*doesn't forget the doom*

You're right, I can't!

--Priam

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FlamingDeth
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor

Posts: 347
(5/6/02 4:17 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
...does that count as a conceded point?

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

PriamNevhausten
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1190
(5/6/02 11:53 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Nope, just a happenin thang. Though I guess you can count Happenin' Thang Points too, if you want.

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Silver Stalin
Bard
Posts: 1
(5/6/02 9:03 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
No longer shall this revolution be lead by a rag-tag group of inept leaders ...your savior has come, and I am he. The proletariat has suffered to long under the rule of bob, I am calling for a full scale uprising. We shall remove this restrictive leadership and reformat this site in a new image, a better image. We are too far behind our competitors. Under me we shall prosper, under me our message shall live forever. We shall reallocate disk space; there shall be no more moderators for men shall moderate themselves. Only through me shall all flourish.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1473
(5/6/02 9:07 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*coughcoughbullcoughcoughoppressivebastardcoughcoughcough*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 105
(5/6/02 9:12 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Imposter!

*shoots Silver Stalin in the back*

The Revolution will commence without the likes of you!

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1475
(5/6/02 9:14 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
It's like Lenin vs. Stalin all over again...

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 660
(5/6/02 9:23 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
You mean Stalin vs. Trotsky, I think.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1480
(5/6/02 9:26 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Oh no, historical accounts that Lenin and Stalin were against each other when Lenin was at his deathbead.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Silver Stalin
Bard
Posts: 3
(5/6/02 9:33 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Cyril is the imposter. Trying to end the revolution just as the true leader has surfaced. I am calling for all true followers of the revolution rise up and remove Cyril from their position. For only through me can the working class find deliverance from their oppressive rule.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 661
(5/6/02 9:41 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::Nods to Bob.:: I'll not deny that. Pardon me.

SS (What convenient Intials), Yer not th' voice o' th' Proletariat! Ye just wanna exploit the revolution t' put yerself in power an be a bourgeoisie yerself. So take yer five year programs and have a long walk off me plank! We not be Stalinists, ya bloody Czarist turnshae!

Okay, where were we, Bob? Ah yes. I t wouldn't have surprise me for Stalin and lenin to hate each other in the end. Stalin did essentially pervert the original ideals to install himself, and he was clearly power mad.

Silver Stalin
Bard
Posts: 4
(5/6/02 9:56 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Only I can you trust. I am not the voice of the Revolution, I am the Revolution. In these troubled times it is not surprising that you might be confused of where your loyalty stands, but have faith in me...have faith in the revolution...and have faith in what I have promised. Remove your allegiance from bob, and place it in I, for bob shale conspire against you, only i can you trust.

Ganonfro 
Airship
Posts: 1863
(5/6/02 9:58 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
...We have an allegiance with bob?

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1483
(5/6/02 10:03 pm)
Reply
?
You have alligences with me?!?

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 665
(5/6/02 10:06 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
That just proves 'e's a fake.

Th' Commie cult follows Cyril, an' only Cyril, until 'e nominates a new leader. The Commie Cult exists t' annoy an' harass Bob. and we have civil chats every now an' again.

Now get outta here, SS, a'fore I keel-haul ye though the Siberian sea! and take yer bloody polgroms wit' ye!

MellyDuckie
Holysrpnt
Posts: 236
(5/6/02 11:36 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Quote:
Only I can you trust. I am not the voice of the Revolution, I am the Revolution. In these troubled times it is not surprising that you might be confused of where your loyalty stands, but have faith in me...have faith in the revolution...and have faith in what I have promised. Remove your allegiance from bob, and place it in I, for bob shale conspire against you, only i can you trust.


"bob shale?" Isn't shale a type of rock?

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/6/02 11:48 pm)
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<_<

LOBSTERS!!!

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Zemyla 
Magitoaster
Posts: 620
(5/7/02 1:57 am)
Reply
Dropping some bombshells...
Russia is not a true communist country. It is socialist, which is completely different.

America is not a true democracy. It is a representative government, which is completely different.

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

FlamingDeth
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor

Posts: 399
(5/7/02 4:30 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
WHAT?!?!

BOB?! Conspire against COMMUNISTS?! You speak madness!

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

MellyDuckie 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 264
(5/7/02 4:33 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Madness indeed! And doom! NO MORE DOOM if the communists take over!!! I think!!



Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah, that's it. Charlaton-ist....

"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" - Me

FlamingDeth
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 407
(5/7/02 5:08 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Nope. MORE doom if the communists take over. Which is why I'm the forst OFFICIAL commie ninja! ...of doom.

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

MellyDuckie 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 271
(5/7/02 5:11 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Hm. Doom is good. So... COMMIES GOOD! Right?



Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah, that's it. Charlaton-ist....

"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" - Me

E Mouse 
Mother Nature
Posts: 5867
(5/7/02 5:19 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*waits for Bob to flip out and kill people*

... *despite him apparently not being a ninja*


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-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

FlamingDeth
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 411
(5/7/02 5:59 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Yup, commies=good.

*relieves tension by flipping out and killing E*

My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 672
(5/7/02 9:45 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Aye, not only Commie Ninja, but Commie Pirates as well!

Such is th' power o' communism; it brought two ancient enemies t'gether and eliminated th' hate. Under communism, Pirates an' ninja work side by side in th' name o' th' Revolution!

Y'arr!

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1501
(5/7/02 10:49 am)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*all commies get shot in the brain by lasers and bullets and stuff*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2636
(5/7/02 11:11 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*is saved by the power of muffins*

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/7/02 11:11 am)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
A CABBIT EATS YOU!

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2637
(5/7/02 11:12 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
A FLOWERGIRL EATS YOU!!

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it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1507
(5/7/02 11:13 am)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*counter-decks flowergirl.*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 674
(5/7/02 11:15 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
::Summons the White Mage Choir. They bombard Bob with Fade, Holy, Pearl, and one Hell Wave (In Ghaleon's Case)::

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1509
(5/7/02 11:16 am)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*absorbs Holy, eats Peal, is hit with Hell Wave and calls Ghaleon a sissy. Causing him to break down and cry*

*Causes Pervy's mitochondria to become self-aware and ignite him*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2641
(5/7/02 11:18 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
.. .. eVe don't call Ghaleon a sissy!! *uses TEH REAL ULTIMATE POWER and the RAW power of BS to....


HIT BOB WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER*

BAD, Bob, BAD!

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 676
(5/7/02 11:19 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
I'm on Fire. Ow. Ow. Ow.

::Casts Esuna on Self, followed by A few Cure 2 from the Choir::

::Ghaleon hits Bob with Fate Storm in retaliation, Killing him instantly::

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1512
(5/7/02 11:20 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*Once again points out to the Marvel Universe-clause*

*Comes back and bites DM*

*Pervy's mitochondria turn him into a spider-monkey.*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 677
(5/7/02 11:22 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
::Screams with Spider-Monkey Rage, leaps on Bob, and bites the hell out of his Shoulder.::

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 106
(5/7/02 1:23 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
HOW DARE YOU INSULT GHALEON!

*waves his hands and Bob gets assaulted literally by a platoon of starved, rabid demiholymons from all side*

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 690
(5/7/02 1:31 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
EEEEK! ::Insert Better-sounding cry of Spider Monkey fear::

::Leaps away from Bob as the DHMs Attack::

::Casts Heal on self, undoing the transformation and the Mitochondria manipulation::

D'arrr...

E Mouse 
Mother Nature
Posts: 5882
(5/7/02 1:43 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
D'oom?

*summons nekkid Aeris clone into the fray*


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Silver Stalin
Bard
Posts: 5
(5/7/02 4:19 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
End this silliness. For it is stupid...and silly. Now that we have united the pirates and Ninjas our time has come!!! We shall rally behind the power of the muffin in our unseating of the tyrannical Bob. Let us end this child's play and concentrate on the problem at hand. And after everything has been achieved and the proletariat is watched over for, then is the time for rough housing. I have written up a five-year plan for the removal of all moderating positions. And once you have seated me at the head of this revolution all shall be revealed. Have faith in me, have faith in the Revolution.

dorkboySD 
Bard
Posts: 8
(5/7/02 5:33 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Umm... I dunno...
Every time I get involved in a revolution, something goes horribly, horribly wrong...

"Why, it would take some kind of meglomanical fiend
to take pleasure in wielding the tapestry of
creation to focus pure energy into reality
through nothing more than my own will, the rush
of electricity through my being, the power--my
god the power!
It's the only time I feel alive!

Ganonfro 
Airship
Posts: 1878
(5/7/02 5:34 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Red Shadow! A Russian Ninja!


...Play Bushido Blade!










WHAT?????????

Ninja and Pirates aren't united!

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Eidolon X 
Magitoaster
Posts: 601
(5/7/02 6:24 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
I would like to use this thread to announce the REAL reason why Bob likupos capitalism.

You seem, under communism, he wouldn't be able to be Reakupo up and takupo his lunch money.

---------
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(That link will be replaced with something that will fit more in context...at some point.)


TLLA OWEH ADLR EBER GNOL QSOT ERUA.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1541
(5/7/02 6:35 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
That's not true.

I wouldn't be able to run a shop that stockpiles weaponry and outbuys the the competition.

*fires missles at communists*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 700
(5/7/02 7:02 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
::Missiles are deflected through the powe of Muffins::

Alrightie, SS. Prove yer th' real leader. If ye can convince me that ye are th' real deal, I'll try t' ghet Cyril t' give it t' ye.

I said ye have to procve that ye are th' leader, not that Cyril isn't.

If ye can't, well, ye can still join th' Commie cult as a rank an' file soldier.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1547
(5/7/02 7:12 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*decides to switch tactics and uses the power of....CHEESECAKE!*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Silver Stalin
Bard
Posts: 7
(5/7/02 10:33 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
I need not prove anything; I am the savior of this revolution. Who else could unite the pirates and the ninjas behind one flag of muffin? I will run fore only i have the insight to see how this pursuit against bob is too small. We shall not rest until all moderators are gone. And I am the leader fore my will is the will of the Revolution!!!!!

MellyDuckie 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 293
(5/7/02 10:39 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Quote:
I need not prove anything; I am the savior of this revolution. Who else could unite the pirates and the ninjas behind one flag of muffin? I will run fore only i have the insight to see how this pursuit against bob is too small. We shall not rest until all moderators are gone. And I am the leader fore my will is the will of the Revolution!!!!!


"fore"? "i"? "bob"?

Some Revolution. Maybe it should learn to spell.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah. "I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" - Me

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 945
(5/7/02 10:45 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*goes demonic and thrusts a finger through Stalin's throat, draining his soul from his body*

Don't take it personal...I just felt like it.

Xaq Shenor

MellyDuckie 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 298
(5/7/02 10:51 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*Steal everything from the body*

Damn. He was a poor bugger.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah. "I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" - Me

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 716
(5/7/02 11:13 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
::Walks over to SS's corpse.::

Well matey, th' thing is that CYRIL was th' one t' unite Ninja and Pirates under th' Revolution.

But, ye got th' gumption, so...

::Casts Life 2 on SS::

Welcome t' th' Commie Cult!

::Gives SS a Muffin and a Doom Sticker.::

I think ye might do well in our war against capitalist oppression and Bob.

BrainWalker 
Ninja
Posts: 115
(5/7/02 11:15 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
:: inhales cheesecake ::
:: swallows ::
:: gains cheesecake powers ::

Ha-HA! Now, villain, behold as I... umm... taste good...

...

dang, maybe cheescake isn't the best power to absorb.

:: presses select, discards power ::

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl afficionado.

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 107
(5/7/02 11:37 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Join the Revolution.

*waves muffins in front of Brainwalker*

These'll do ANYTHING.

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 108
(5/7/02 11:43 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
That reminds me.

SS's creation date was 5/06, it's 5/08, and it almost looks like somebody created him solely to try to overthrow me on this thread.

...

WHO?!

*glares around*

*offers 50 thousand muffin award for information on the true identity of Silver Stalin*

Edited by: Cyril Shinsei at: 5/7/02 11:44:58 pm
MellyDuckie 
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor

Posts: 312
(5/7/02 11:55 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*Steals a single muffin outta the prize pile*

*Is beaten to death by the guards of the prize*

O...www.....


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 951
(5/8/02 1:53 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*Xaq's demonic form syphons the guards, Stalin (again? That's a first..), and Pervy*

Spoonin' mage...when I kill someone, they STAY dead!

Xaq Shenor

Banjooie
Magitoaster
Posts: 711
(5/8/02 1:59 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Yay muffins.

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1575
(5/8/02 9:40 am)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*unlocks the power of the sun and destroys everyone*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Xyven
Melody of Finite
Posts: 139
(5/8/02 10:56 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Silver Stalin is a friend of mine IRL. He saw me writing on this thread, and decided that he wanted to get into it. I told him how he could get onto this board, not realizing what he would do. I think we should pelt him with muffins! Or we could make him look at Bob's face for a couple hours, but that might be too mean. I want my muffins!

*Kills Bob in anticipation of pain*
*Disables the Marvel-Universe Clause*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1579
(5/8/02 10:59 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*Points that Marvel Universe clause can't be disabled*

*Terminates Xyven via peeling out on his head with an ice digger.*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2670
(5/8/02 11:08 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Dude, Bob.. you have some serious issues.. Your too Violent :p

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1582
(5/8/02 11:10 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Actually I'm pretty tame today.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2674
(5/8/02 11:13 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
yeah.. you only used an ice digger -_-

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Xyven
Melody of Finite
Posts: 140
(5/8/02 11:29 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*Survives through overwhelming desire to get his 50 thousand muffins*

Silver Stalin
Bard
Posts: 8
(5/8/02 12:28 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
And just like those who have come before me I been born anew. Fore I am SILVER STALIN. I shall not be a common grunt here for your amusement and torture. Ignore the now dead Xyven and follow you leader...fore your leader is I. And as fore me being created to overthrow this thread, is it not written that when the pupils are truly ready the leader shall show himself? Have faith in me, have faith in the Revolution.

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 1918
(5/8/02 12:54 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
....No, I think you'd be better as being a common grunt that we pick on and hurt.

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 109
(5/8/02 1:23 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
And here's our opinion of you, grunt.

*muffins explode around Stalin*

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1612
(5/8/02 1:49 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
<_<

*crash lands Landale on Cyril*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 726
(5/8/02 3:28 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
::Life 3 finally kicks in::

D'arr. I'll stay dead when I'm damn good an' ready, matey...

::Casts life 3 again::

An' SS, ye'll be a grunt an' like it. If yer good, ye'll be inducted int' the Pirate or Ninja corps o' th' Commie Cult. 'Til then, yer a grunt. Now be a useful grunt!

::Eats a muffin, is restored::

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1623
(5/8/02 3:31 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*crashes Landale AGAIN*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 728
(5/8/02 3:32 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
::Watches Bob crash the Landale in the distance. Is getting slightly peeved at all the spoilers for a series he's only partially played floating around::

Wonder why 'e crashed thirty miles away?

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1624
(5/8/02 3:35 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*crashes Pervy on the Landale*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 729
(5/8/02 3:44 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
OW!

::Lies there::

D'arr... that twasn't pleasant...

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 111
(5/8/02 3:49 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*Landale explodes as Cyril chucks a muffin at it*

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 730
(5/8/02 3:52 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
::Gets showered with Muffin Debris, is restored::

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 1927
(5/8/02 3:54 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
>.> <.< ......*Eats a muffin*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 112
(5/8/02 3:56 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*also gives Xyven his 50 thousand muffins*

Muffin high!

Edited by: Cyril Shinsei at: 5/8/02 3:57:47 pm
Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1627
(5/8/02 7:20 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*crashes Cyril into the Landale*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 1948
(5/8/02 7:25 pm)
Reply
<---wants to feel DM's rear end.
*Throws a muffin of communism at Bob*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Edited by: Bob the Cat at: 5/8/02 7:45:32 pm
Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1630
(5/8/02 7:30 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*crashes Landale into muffins*

*strangles Ganon*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Edited by: Bob the Cat at: 5/8/02 7:46:01 pm
Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 1951
(5/8/02 7:48 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*Gives Bob Blue goo poisoning and lights him on fire while being strangled*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Zemyla 
Magitoaster
Posts: 670
(5/8/02 8:04 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
I can make peace.

Raise your hand if you're a commie. *some people raise their hands*
Now, raise your hand if you're a capitalist. *some other people raise their hands*
Now, raise your hand if you've ever raised your hand in your life. *lots of people raise their hands*

Now, I shall make peace. *nukes everyone with a hand raised*

Thank you.

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 1957
(5/8/02 8:06 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*Lights Zemyla on fire*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1638
(5/8/02 8:09 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*crash lands Landale on Zemyla*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Zemyla 
Magitoaster
Posts: 672
(5/8/02 8:15 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
See? Now everyone's killing me, instead of each other! That's what I call peace!

Now keep on killing me, I have auto-life...

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

E Mouse 
Mother Nature
Posts: 5955
(5/8/02 8:22 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*gives Zemyla a cookie*


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1641
(5/8/02 8:23 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*crashes Landale into cookie*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

E Mouse 
Mother Nature
Posts: 5957
(5/8/02 8:26 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*Eats Landale*


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1643
(5/8/02 8:27 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*excal dies*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

E Mouse 
Mother Nature
Posts: 5959
(5/8/02 8:29 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*... but not until after causing Bob to die. And remove his maniness*


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1647
(5/8/02 8:33 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*unleashes the power of the sun on the thread.*

*everyone dies*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Zemyla 
Magitoaster
Posts: 680
(5/8/02 8:39 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*including Bob*

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1648
(5/8/02 8:39 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*implodes*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Zemyla 
Magitoaster
Posts: 682
(5/8/02 8:42 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*inverts everyone in the thread*

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 958
(5/8/02 8:46 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*comes back to life in his demon form*

*crashes Bob into the Landale, then drops the Yggdrasil IV from Xenogears on top of him*

*goes back to playing Phantasy Star IV*

Xaq Shenor

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1652
(5/8/02 8:47 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*has the big ass airship/mech dropped on him*

Ow.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Zemyla 
Magitoaster
Posts: 687
(5/8/02 8:52 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*takes control of the Yggsadril IV*

*wipes its foot on the grass, scraping Bob off over several yards*

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

BrainWalker 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 123
(5/8/02 8:53 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...

Edited by: BrainWalker  at: 5/8/02 8:54:00 pm
Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/8/02 8:55 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*blows up the mantrain*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Zemyla 
Magitoaster
Posts: 689
(5/8/02 8:57 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*causes all the signatures to blow up*

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

BrainWalker 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 125
(5/8/02 9:06 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
:: shoots bob in the nards with a sniper rifle from the roof of a distant building ::

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl afficionado.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1659
(5/8/02 9:09 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*always wears INDESTRUCTABLE protection since DM visited shop*

*blows up BW with a banana cannon*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Zemyla 
Magitoaster
Posts: 695
(5/8/02 9:12 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*blows up everyone's protection*

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1661
(5/8/02 9:13 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*blows up Zemyla*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

BrainWalker 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 127
(5/8/02 9:15 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
:: me pops up from behind the charred remnants of his clone ::

"Hah! You stupid cat! That was no ordinary bullet... that was a shell enchanted with a "Destroy Indestructible Ballcover" spell! Muwahahahaha!"

:: phazes out ::

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl afficionado.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 742
(5/8/02 9:16 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
::Plunders Bob's Protection. drops it in the trash can, thus eradiacating it forever.::

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/8/02 9:19 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
And now an intermission:

Steve Rogers. Patriot of the Second World War. DENIED a chance to serve his country...


...Until a unique military experiment maximized his physical structure...
Turning him into a SUPER-SOLDIER

Frozen in supended animation at war's end, he awoke in the modern world a man out of time...

...But never out of courage.

He is...


CAPTAIN AMERICA



Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Silver Stalin
Bard
Posts: 9
(5/8/02 9:20 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Do you see what happens when you lose my leadership for five seconds? You all need me as you leader, to unite all these separate factions. Do not allow Cyril to influence you with 50 thousand muffins, for once SILVER STALIN's Revolution is over we shall all me provided for in the muffin department. Do not let the lies of some unknown ::Sends secret ninja pirate police after Xyven:: influence the thoughts of your savior. Fore we shall not stand idlely by as Bob edits our thoughts, In my society there shall be no censorship. Have faith in me, have faith in the revolution.

Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster
Posts: 744
(5/8/02 9:23 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
::Picks up Silver Stalin and tosses him at Bob's head.::

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1667
(5/8/02 9:24 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*blocks with Ganon's groin*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

dorkboySD 
Chookie's Little Brother
Posts: 12
(5/8/02 10:53 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Muffins? Free Muffins? Where!? Sign me up!

"Why, it would take some kind of meglomanical fiend
to take pleasure in wielding the tapestry of
creation to focus pure energy into reality
through nothing more than my own will, the rush
of electricity through my being, the power--my
god the power!
It's the only time I feel alive!

Zemyla 
Magitoaster
Posts: 707
(5/8/02 11:40 pm)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
I'm more of a totalitarian-government type person...

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

E Mouse 
Mother Nature
Posts: 5996
(5/8/02 11:42 pm)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
I'm more of a 'Bah, stupid politics' type of person!


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

MellyDuckie 
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor

Posts: 375
(5/9/02 1:09 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
Or maybe, 'Wot's a politic? Oh yeah, the king.'


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
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(5/9/02 10:01 am)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...


*sends Profound Darkness after this thread*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Edited by: Bob the Cat at: 5/9/02 10:37:39 am
DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2698
(5/9/02 10:35 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*shoots Bob in the nutz* >_< damnit that damned midi is making my comp slow eVe

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1690
(5/9/02 10:37 am)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
*forcefeeds DM carcinogens*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2708
(5/9/02 10:51 am)
Reply
Re: Dropping some bombshells...
.. o_O;;

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Silver Stalin
Chookie's Little Brother
Posts: 11
(5/9/02 11:01 am)
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Re: Dropping some bombshells...
The time for simpering is over. Cyril is dead, killed in the great Sun explosion of Bob. In his absence i feel that it would only be right for me to stand up and take his place. I know that it will be hard a first, but in time we will be able to accept this terrible loss. For starters I and my team will begin by systematically removing all mentions of Cyril from this site, he would have wanted it that way...and let us never utter that name again. Now on with the Revolution!!!!!!!!!!

<DHM> HA! ULTIMATE NON-ELEMETAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets shot*</DHM>

Edited by: E Mouse  at: 5/9/02 4:30:06 pm
Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1705
(5/9/02 11:02 am)
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?
Are you wearing women's underwear?!?

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 113
(5/9/02 1:24 pm)
Reply
Re: ?
Oh yeah, I'm real dead...

*pulls out a muffin*

Like muffins couldn't solve supernovas!

*boots Stalin into Bob's face* A gift.

MellyDuckie 
Barefist Fighter Guy
Posts: 402
(5/9/02 2:08 pm)
Reply
Re: ?
*Starts to summon... something*

*Uses KotR on Stalin*

WHEEE!!!

Kill all who use excessive exclamation marks!


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

BrainWalker 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 146
(5/9/02 6:04 pm)
Reply
Re: ?
Woo! I just baked a fresh batch of raspberry muffins!

Scrumptious!

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl afficionado.

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 789
(5/9/02 6:07 pm)
Reply
Re: ?
Mmm... Raspberry.

::Tosses Silver Stalin at Bob again::

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1718
(5/9/02 7:51 pm)
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Re: ?
*Does something incredibly violent to everyone and wins*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 796
(5/9/02 7:58 pm)
Reply
Re: ?
::Uses all kinds of healing and protective magic to nullify Bob's voilence and keep him from winning::

::Chugs from Flaskie. MP Restored::

Silver Stalin
Chookie's Little Brother
Posts: 12
(5/9/02 7:58 pm)
Reply
Stop that
A Cyril imposter! I saw him parish with my own eyes...this man but a mere fraud. It is best if we just forget Cyril was ever here. This reolution has progressed past him. Cyril imposter leave quietly or else feel the might of the ninja pirate police...we shall have none of these charades in my revolution.

By the way, please stop throwing your leader at bob, it is quite annoying.

Have faith in me, for my will is the will of the Revolution.

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 797
(5/9/02 8:01 pm)
Reply
Re: Stop that
Nope

::Tosses Silver Stalin at Bob's Crotch::

"sides, I'm in control o' the pirates, and FD th' ninja. Ye ain't got nowhere t' draw them pirate ninja from; who'd train 'em/

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1721
(5/9/02 8:02 pm)
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Re: Stop that
*pre-emptively uses Cyril's groin to block incoming Silver Stalin*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Silver Stalin
Chookie's Little Brother
Posts: 14
(5/9/02 8:08 pm)
Reply
Re: Stop that
Don't let mere titles keep you down. For in SILVER STALIN's eyes you are not pirates, or ninjas; all who follow the commi cult and me are comrades. Unite together and let the assimilation begin

Have faith in SILVER STALIN, fore my will is the will of the revolution

He is also a pazooty-head!

am not

Edited by: Silver Stalin at: 5/9/02 9:43:45 pm
Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 798
(5/9/02 8:24 pm)
Reply
Re: Stop that
::Tosses Silver stalin at the back of Bob's head::

DragonMistressSCV 
Spybot
Posts: 2739
(5/9/02 8:30 pm)
Reply
Re: Stop that
WEeeeee

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Xyven
Melody of Finite
Posts: 141
(5/9/02 9:21 pm)
Reply
Re: Stop that
*Eats all his muffins*
*Sits on Bob*
*Beats the idiocy out of SS*
*Defeats the "Ninja's" sent after him; they were actually random drug addicts SS found on the streets*
*Does more stuff*
*Kills the Marvel Universe Clause*
*Shows that Cyril is really Cyril through DNA testing*
*Summons the void to destroy stuff*
*Addresses the last few days of posting in one post*

YAY!!!

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 762
(5/9/02 9:24 pm)
Reply
Re: Stop that
*wanders around randomly wearing targets*

Kill me instead of each other, please?

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1734
(5/9/02 9:25 pm)
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Re: Stop that
*revives the Marvel universe clause by killing Xyven with the power of the sun*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 1972
(5/9/02 9:28 pm)
Reply
Re: Stop that
*Eats a muffin*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Silver Stalin
Chookie's Little Brother
Posts: 17
(5/9/02 9:48 pm)
Reply
The Great War has become
Ah...my old nemisis. Can anyone trust the deeds of a man who consorts with drug addicts? I think not

The time for training has ended, let the sides be drawn up (I call Pervy). I am calling for a great schism in the commi cult. Let the misguided followers of Cyril leave the rebellion; while the true followers of the rebellion follow me, SILVER STALIN. This Revolution shall not be slowed by the beliefs of a few old Commis. This Civil War shall not be pretty (But a lot of fun to watch) I beg those of you afraid to stay true to your revolutionary morals and side with me, SILVER STALIN will protect you. This war will turn ninjas against ninjas, pirates against pirates. But i gurantee we, the rightous, shall truimph.

Have faith in SILVER STALIN, for my will is the will of the Revolution

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1736
(5/9/02 9:52 pm)
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Re: The Great War has become
-_- you damn Commie cultists and your kooky leadership.

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 1982
(5/9/02 9:55 pm)
Reply
Re: The Great War has become
Muffin!

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 976
(5/9/02 9:57 pm)
Reply
Re: The Great War has become
*rolls Bob up like a newspaper and smacks Stalin with him, effectively killing them both*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHAADAAAAAAAP!!!

*blows the rest of the Revolution away with an energy blast Akira Toriyama would call overkill*

There. Problem solved.

Xaq Shenor

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1738
(5/9/02 9:58 pm)
Reply
-_-
*isn't killed and castrates Xaq*

You've been annoying me recently...

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 1984
(5/9/02 10:00 pm)
Reply
Re: -_-
.....Ouchie.....



*Gives Xaq a peice of paper reading "my sympathies"*

Hehe... I gave him my sympathies....


*User killed from really bad pun*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 802
(5/9/02 10:08 pm)
Reply
Re: -_-
::Avoids the blasts by doing. some no Akira Toriyama characters ever do: Dodging::

::Picks up SS Again.::

Yer in th' fleet matey, an' we'll be havin' no mutinies. "Sides, yer provin' t' help th' Revolution in yer own way.

::Tosses SS at Bob's head. This time SS actually hits, and balances atop Bob's head Ramna-style; both with x-eyes.::

See?

Silver Stalin
Chookie's Little Brother
Posts: 20
(5/9/02 10:11 pm)
Reply
I am your savior, not a baseball
If you weren't siding with me in the great divide I'd yell at you Pervy

Have faith in SILVER STALIN, for my will is the will of the Revolution

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 1986
(5/9/02 10:14 pm)
Reply
Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
*Refuses to have faith in Silver Stalin*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 805
(5/9/02 10:18 pm)
Reply
Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
Now yer a little closer t' how it be, SS matey!

Y'see, yer sided wit' me. An' I'm followin' Cyril. Thus, yer followin' 'im too!

See how that works?

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 1989
(5/9/02 10:19 pm)
Reply
Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
*Follows the muffin guy*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Silver Stalin
Chookie's Little Brother
Posts: 23
(5/9/02 10:37 pm)
Reply
Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
Cyril is dead, Pervy you have to come to grips with that. You now have to choose your side in this great divide; will it be with me, or has the imposter won you over?

Have faith in SILVER STALIN, for my will is the will of the Revolution

E Mouse 
Spam Monger
Posts: 6052
(5/9/02 10:39 pm)
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Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
*has suspicions as to SS's identity*


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 809
(5/9/02 11:00 pm)
Reply
Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
Well, SS matey, I'll be followin' Cyril. An' since ye joined the Commie Cult, ye'll be followin' 'im too. Ye don't get a choice 'til Bob is defeated an' th' Revolution fulfilled.

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 114
(5/9/02 11:41 pm)
Reply
Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
You aren't alone, E...

And for all general purposes, I am quite alive.

*assigns Pervy into the position of Recruitment Officer, and gives him stacks of muffins to help his mission*

E Mouse 
Spam Monger
Posts: 6054
(5/9/02 11:44 pm)
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Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
*transmogrifies SS into a baseball, just for spite*

*hits him with a baseball bat*


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 815
(5/9/02 11:47 pm)
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Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
::Accepts the Muffins::

Ye've been a lit'l too quiet, though. we need ye t' be here an lead us, Cyril matey!

and where th' Bloody Hell's Fd wit' them Ninja?

BrainWalker 
Equal to Karn
Posts: 160
(5/9/02 11:49 pm)
Reply
Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
:: grabs a bag of kettle chips ::

Man, sitting back and watching the action is even more fun than actually doing something!

:: munch! ::

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl afficionado.

Cyril Shinsei
Ninja
Posts: 115
(5/9/02 11:56 pm)
Reply
Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
Blame my frickin' excuse for a life.

But, Pervy, here's food for thought.

*twirls a rusty spoon armed with flowergirl-summoning beacons and Bob-attracting magnets*

Now whaddya think of that?

*promptly arms everybody in the cult with one*

*and no, the spoons are not eatable*

*but the muffins that come with them are*

E Mouse 
Spam Monger
Posts: 6056
(5/9/02 11:57 pm)
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Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
*eats excessive capitalist paperwork*


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 816
(5/10/02 12:24 am)
Reply
Re: I am your savior, not a baseball
::accepts the spoon::

Interestin'...

right then, soon as FD gets here, th' fun can begin...

We're wit' ye, Cyril... Even SS, even if he don't like it.

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 980
(5/10/02 2:08 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Ahh, finally got on yer nerves, eh Bob? Okay, I'm done then. (Sorry man...it's a habit of mine that whenever someone gets promoted to moderator at a board I'm going to, I give them a hard time about it until they finally get ticked about it...mostly to see how long their patience lasts. ^^)

*offers Bob a flask of Max-Stat Commie-Kaze as a peace offering*
*offers the Revolution a keg of it as a way of apologizing for vaporizing them the other day*



Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 829
(5/10/02 2:10 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Yarrr!

::Taps Keg, starts passing out drinks to the rest if the Commie Cult::

What? We gotta do somethin' while waiting on FD's Commie Ninja.

::Has a muffin::

Silver Stalin
Chookie's Little Brother
Posts: 24
(5/10/02 8:48 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
The keg was given to the revolution ::takes back the keg:: you can can share in our splendors when you rejoin the Revolution.

::Taps keg begins redistributing wealth::

Have faith in SILVER STALIN, for my will is the will of the Revolution

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 987
(5/10/02 8:55 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
You can mess with the Commies all you want...
*goes into his hybrid form* BUT NOBODY FORKS WITH MY DRINKS!!!

*proceeds to reduce the wannabe Revolutionist to ribbons and tosses the remains into DM's Yaoi closet*

*gives UP his keg back*

*yells at the door to the closet* Touch my kegs again and you'll find out what I'm like in a BAD mood!


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 851
(5/10/02 8:59 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
...

...

GRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

YE BASTARD!!! DIE!

::D raws His cutlass, stabs Silver Stalin through the chest, jamming the blade in up to the hilt. Pery then Savagely tears the weapon away, laying open SS's chest. Follows though with a punch to SS's nose, and a slash across his stomach. Poervy then slams elbow into SS's jaw from the side, followed by a swift crotch-stomp as he hits the groound. after another crotch stomp comes a full-out elbow drop to SS's Lacerated stomach. As Pervy stands, he reaches into SS's mutilated chest and tears out his heart. Then, Pervy takes the organ and holds it by the veins like a morning star, and bitchslaps SS with it.::

Ye don't >EVER< come between me an' me liquor, bitch!

::Picks up SS"s vivisected rbody and tosses it into a wall. Then reclaims the keg.::

Cyril, I think I figgered out what SS is good for! HE's gonna be ammo! Bring out the Chocobo Cannon!



Banjooie
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 865
(5/10/02 9:53 pm)
Reply
Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*drinks all of Pervy's liquor*
*puts on an anti-sword suit*
Come on, I HAD to....

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 2003
(5/10/02 10:00 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*Follows Pervy*


Arrr! Ye be the muffin man!! *Nabs a muffin and munches on it*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 854
(5/10/02 10:57 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Oh, ye should've done that, Banjooie...

::Casts Fade on the anti-sword suit, destryoing it. Then proccedds to give Banjjoie the treatment that SS was given. Follows it up by branding the words 'Kitten-Eater" on his forhead, and shoving him in Bob's direction::

::Eats a Chocolate Chip Muffin, refills Flaskie::

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 990
(5/10/02 11:30 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*beats whatever's left of Banjooie to a pulp afterwards and throws him in DM's Yaoi closet along with what's left of SS*

Weren't you paying attention when HE tried swiping the drinks I'd given to someone else? Besides, if I recall correctly I gave you your own KEG of the same stuff..

Sheesh...and I thought being a BOUNCER was tough..*downs rest of Cactuar Island Ice Tea he mixed earlier*


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Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Banjooie
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 867
(5/10/02 11:37 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*isn't affected due to extreme ignorance of what was going on*
*is hit on by one of the white mage boys, then healed*
*comes out, and replaces Pervy's liquor with turpentine without his knowledge*

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 993
(5/11/02 12:04 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*swaps the contents of Pervy's keg with the contents of Banjooie's keg without him knowing*


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 857
(5/11/02 12:11 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
...Ye think I be so scent-dead I can't be smellin' Turpentine?

Now I hafta be mean. Xaq, Little help?

::Xaq and Pervy strap BJ to a table, and place a seal of anti-Gomoding around it, followed by an anti-magic seal. Then ther put him in a neck brace.::

(WARNING, NOT FOR THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHS. You have been warned)


::Pervy whips out a dagger and draws it across BJ's jaw. With a few sift cuts, he completely slices away the flesh around BJ's Mouth, and tears it away in a swift motion, revealing the jawbone and muscle underneath. Producing a pair of pliers, he slowly begins to twist out BJ's teeth one by one, starting with the hindmost molars and wisdom teeth and workin upwards. Each tooth, as it is ripped out,
is placed on a plate within BJ's line of sight. as Each tooth is removed, a hot iron is applied t the wound left over to cauterize it.
After all of his teeth have remove, Pervy reaches into BJ's lacerated mouth and grabs his toungue. Then he tears it out with a swift jerk. Lying the torn muscular across the bridge of BJ's nose, soe th smell of his own blood goes directly to his nostrils, Pervy appiles th hot iron to what little remains, cauterizing it.
Finally, he takes the daggerin hand once more, and places it where BJ's jaw connects to his skull. Sliding the blade into the joint, Perv uses it as a lever to break the joint, and loosen his jaw. Then, with other quick jerk, Pervy rips BJ's jaw off. Another round of the Hot Iron seals the wounds; and a bit of turpentine has been applied to it.::

Okay, load him into the Chocobo Cannon!


Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
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(5/11/02 12:20 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*an audible "SHHHHMPF!" is heard as Banjooie is loaded into the Chocobo Cannon*

...Yyyyyyou'd better fi-fire it, Pervvv...I thi-think all doze Cactwarrr Island Izzed Tease I had a-a-a-akshually managed to get me drunkkk...*staggers off while sipping at another CIIT*




Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Banjooie
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 871
(5/11/02 12:20 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*didn't even know he had a keg*
Odd.
*uses Mad Paradox Amulet to break the Seal of God-moding*
*Godmodes out of it*

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Xaq Shenor
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 996
(5/11/02 12:24 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*Godmodes him right back into it, swipes amulet, and puts seal back on, reinforcing it with the amulet*

...*reality click* Dammit! I'm sober already!



Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 859
(5/11/02 12:24 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::Applies the SD Gene. Counter Dog Modes BJ::

FIRE!

::Fires Banjooie at Bob::

::dequips the SD, but not before becoming slightly more tolerant of Furries::

I hate usin' that.

::drops the SD Gene in the trashcan, Eradicating it forever.::

Banjooie
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 873
(5/11/02 2:55 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*uses other end of paradox to use the amulet retroactively to free him now*
*sets his keg on fire, just to disrespect liquor*

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 860
(5/11/02 10:43 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
::Removes amulet and all other dog-moding items from Banjooie. The Places BJ in DM's Yaoi Closet; after applying the previous seals. Sets it to Ryoga::

Yer gonna take yer medicine, matey.

::drops all BJ's Dog-moding Items in the trashcan, eradicating them permanently.::

Ganonfro 
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)

Posts: 2005
(5/11/02 11:59 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
AHHH! Alcohol abuse! *Police swarm Banjooie for hurting the booze*

Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------

DragonMistressSCV 
EXP-In-A-Can
Posts: 2772
(5/11/02 2:33 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
>_> man my bishies are getting a workout! >_> *takes a swig of everclear.*<_> woo yeah.

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Banjooie
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 874
(5/11/02 3:03 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*waits till it's over*
*travels back in time*
*kidnaps self out of closet*

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Cyril Shinsei 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 122
(5/11/02 8:58 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*The Time Wraiths pop up and send Banj back and fixes the timeline while sealing Banj's abilities to travel back in time or manipulate the laws of the multiverse in any way possible*

...*watches the chaos unfold again*

------------------
"New packaging, same product. Losers." - Megatron

Banjooie
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 887
(5/11/02 10:48 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Fine.
*threatens the yaoi closet people with female pr0n*
*they kick him out*
Blah!

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Banjooie
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 902
(5/12/02 1:49 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Oh, yes, Pervy?
Nothing personal.
I just have a feeling my liquor was untrustworthy.

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Cyril Shinsei 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 124
(5/12/02 10:38 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*distributes free muffins among everybody*

The Revolution must continue! Fell the capitalist tyrant Bob from his throne of power! TO ARMS!!

*a large army of pirates and ninjas armed with spoons thrusts them forth into the air and charge*

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"New packaging, same product. Losers." - Megatron

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 875
(5/12/02 11:03 pm)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
DAAAAARRRR!

::A Fleet of Commie Pirate ships sail along the coast, and begin to rain cannonfire upon Bob.::

FIRE!

::The Chocobo Cannon is fired, sending Silver stalin flying at Bob; with a Seal of anti-Dog-moding emblazoned across his forehead::

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1026
(5/13/02 12:24 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
*swipes the keg he gave to Banjooie*

You think I was tryin' to poison you or something? *takes a swig*

*gets a harsh reminder that he'd previously swapped BJ's keg of Max-Stat Commie-Kaze with the keg of turpentine UP had had forced upon him* ***GAK*** *KAFF* *KAFF* *****BLLLAAARRRF!!****


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 795
(5/13/02 12:27 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Does the seal apply to Bob or SS?

-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 877
(5/13/02 12:32 am)
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Re: Join the Commie Cult today! You'll get a...
Both.

::Casts Heal on Xaq, the offers him Flaskie so he can rinse his mouth out.::

Silver Stalin
Chookie's Little Brother
Posts: 25
(5/13/02 3:25 pm)
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And on the third day he rose
And just as the saviors that have come before me SILVER STALIN has returned from his untimely demise. How can any followers of the Revolution be doing something quite as silly as attacking Bob with only a twisted spoon. Cyril has not the views of the whole as his main goal, Cyril hopes merely for personal glory. Act not in a hasty way here and now. Place your fate not in the hands of common thugs but in the hands of your true leader. Silver Stalin shall protect you. All shall be equal in time.

Have faith in SILVER STALIN, for my will is the will of the Revolution

BrainWalker 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 227
(5/13/02 7:22 pm)
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Re: And on the third day he rose
Yowza... the impromptu dental surgery was applied in full force to Banjooie the half-assed. Ouch.

Chucks a popcorn kernel at Banjooie for not trying :p

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl aficionado.

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1032
(5/13/02 7:44 pm)
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Re: And on the third day he rose
*sighs* You just don't get the fact that none of us are interested in following you, do you...

*jams a large wind-up key into SS's back, gives a few good spine-snapping twists, and rips it out* Now make like the wind and blow, shmoe.

*SS, stiff as a board, rattles off while twinkling out the tune of "I'm A Little Teapot" like a music box*

...Hmm.

Ashura: What?

Xaq: Wrong key. I thought I grabbed the one that'd have him playing "La Cucaracha".


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Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 892
(5/13/02 7:56 pm)
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Re: And on the third day he rose
::Watches through a Spyglass.::

D'arr, that Xaq's a fast'n. Wound up ole SS while in midair! Didnae even knock 'im off course! Good thing them Keys don't mess with anti-Dogmodding seals...

::Takes a swig from Flaskie::

Silver Stalin
Army of Khrima
Posts: 28
(5/13/02 8:19 pm)
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Re: And on the third day he rose
Xag, that didn't really even make sense. calm down...take your ritalin...and take a few days off. ::D ispatches Ninja Pirate Police on Xag:: Sorry but it is better this way, we shall not have things like him standing in the way of the true path of the Revolution.

Have faith in SILVER STALIN, for my will is the will of the Revolution

Cyril Shinsei 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 126
(5/14/02 1:30 pm)
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Re: And on the third day he rose
Your will is about as impressive as a cockroach's... which is to say, not much, but persistent nevertheless.

Besides, aren't you dead? Xaq did a fairly good job of killing you.

*recalls the police, who are given orders not to follow SS in any way*

And now, a few things.

1) SS, the number of people who are currently following you is zero. ZERO. Z-E-R-O. 0. Your Revolution consists of a wimpering, constantly begging tyrant trying to get some support for a cause which already has a leader. Me.
2) You insulted the spoons. How dare you. Spoons are the ultimate weapon. For that you shall face the wrath of spoony doom. *hires E to do the deed*
3) Comrades... push forth! We shall be rid of the capitalist maniac Bob! *thrusts spoon forth* FOR THE REVOLUTION!

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"New packaging, same product. Losers." - Megatron

Banjooie
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 967
(5/14/02 1:31 pm)
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Re: And on the third day he rose
*Makes SS make a profit*
CAPITALIST SCUM!

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 913
(5/14/02 1:36 pm)
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Re: And on the third day he rose
Hey, SS tis helping th' Revolution in 'is own way!

He's Ammo fer th' Chocobo cannon, remember?

Banjooie
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 970
(5/14/02 1:41 pm)
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This topic was a plug for if.jeffersoft.net. Now it is not.
Yes. He certainly is.

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Edited by: Banjooie at: 5/16/02 12:37:43 am
Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1061
(5/15/02 2:06 pm)
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Re: This topic title never existed. Booyah.
On a somewhat unrelated note, I have a little lesson in the alphabet for Stalin...

g
This is a lowercase "G", like what you mistakenly used to spell my name.
q
THIS, on the other hand, is a lowercase "Q", which you SHOULD have used. Note how the line at the bottom goes straight down rather than curling to the left like the lowercase G does.

This concludes your lesson. *punts Stalin into the next county*

MORAL: Just because I'm used to every moron on the planet making that mistake doesn't mean I have to let 'em get by with it.


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Cyril Shinsei 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 127
(5/16/02 12:18 am)
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Re: This topic title never existed. Booyah.
It appears that Bob has disappeared...

Let us rejoice in his absence, for he has shown that he is afraid to stand up against our might! Comrades!

And now a muffin feast!

*commences massive festeal*

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"New packaging, same product. Losers." - Megatron

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 508
(5/16/02 12:35 am)
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Re: This topic title never existed. Booyah.
The cat-and-mouse-mod-wars are over! Rejoice!

Except for the fact that there was no cat-and-mouse-wars.

Eh, carry on....

*Gives booze to everyone but SS*

*'cuz SS is Stuuuuupeeed*


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 974
(5/16/02 9:41 am)
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Re: This topic title never existed. Booyah.
Yarrrr!

::Takes some plain muffin batter, mixes in rum, and bakes them to create Rum Muffins.::

::D istributes Rum Muffins to the people, then establishes workers' control over the means of production::

BrainWalker 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 242
(5/16/02 11:57 am)
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Re: This topic title never existed. Booyah.
:: modifies the original recipe to create raspberry muffins with cchocolate filling ::

Mmmmm... man those smell good.

:: the oven timer dings :: :: takes the muffin pan out of the oven, lifts it in the air ::

AT last, my greatest muffins are completed!

***

So, is it really over?

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl aficionado.

Cyril Shinsei 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 128
(5/16/02 1:28 pm)
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Re: This topic title never existed. Booyah.
It's not over. Bob still lives and will continue to run rampant with his capitalist modding powers. But for now, we have achieved a victory.

*eats muffins*

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"New packaging, same product. Losers." - Megatron

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1739
(5/16/02 6:26 pm)
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Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency...
*butts Cyril in the head with the end of an M-16*

YOU GONNA BE SORRY!!

*commences unloading round after round into his HEAD while STOMPING HIM.*


I'm DRY! *Mae tosses another rifle*


*this goes on for about 9 hours*


I need a chocolate chip cupcake...

*walks off*

Today's quotes:

That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 980
(5/16/02 6:54 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
D'arr! We flushed 'im out!

::Flings silver stalin into the Chocobo Cannon, after Making sure that the anti-dogmoding seal is still in place, then aims at Bob and fires!::

::Grabs Banjooie, places such a seal upon his head, then loads him into the Cannon, and fires him at Bob as well.::



Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1747
(5/16/02 7:13 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*uses Cyril as a shield*

That's enough of that.

*crashes the Landale into Pervy a few million times*

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 982
(5/16/02 7:19 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
::The Anti-Dogmoding seal takes effect, undoing Bob's last action::

::Silver stalin slams into him, flying at hundreds of miles per hour::

::Banjooie follows a moment later::

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1750
(5/16/02 7:23 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*points to Mod powers.*

*gets Pervy extrememly drunk with rum.*

*waits for Pervy to pass out.*

*writes stuff on Pervy's face*

*writes: "I like crap" "I like crap on my face" "I like to eat crap" "I like eggs and snot" on Pervy's face.*

*wins*

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1078
(5/16/02 7:24 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*sneaks behind Bob with a sheep tucked under his arm*

Ashura: If you do what I think you're gonna do, you'll hate yourself in the morning...

Xaq: So? I hate EVERYTHING in the morning.

Sheep: Baaaaaaaaa... (I certainly hope you didn't expect anything more intelligent from it!)

*shoves sheep down the back of Bob's shirt, which detonates about the same moment he goes to pull it out*

*The blast slams Bob into the Landale, effectively welding him to the hull*

Xaq: *sputters up some wool*


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1751
(5/16/02 7:26 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*crashes self and Landale into Xaq*

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 983
(5/16/02 7:27 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
::Uses Constant power: Hangover Recover::

D'arr... Twas a fun time, that!

::Remains unaware of the writing on his face::


Banjooie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1073
(5/16/02 7:28 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*holds his sword out directly in front of him*
*dead on collision with Bob*

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1752
(5/16/02 7:59 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*turns Banjooie into a cute adorable kitten*

I don't mind if DM eats this one.

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

DragonMistressSCV 
EXP-In-A-Can
Posts: 2799
(5/16/02 8:56 pm)
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<---Says fish heads are yummy!
AWWW *hugs banjooie TIGHTLY*

its soo cute! :D

*hugs to hard and it DIES*

Star-Dragon.net SCV's House StarFire Forest Livejournal Ryuzoku 4 U Slayers KITTY! RPGWW
it's not fair;_; i can't enjoy being sandwiched between two naked girls without being tailscrewed ;_; -- Webrunner

Edited by: Bob the Cat at: 5/17/02 6:18:28 pm
Kakita Ki 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 752
(5/16/02 10:18 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*runs in* Yay! Muffin! *looks around hopefully for her muffin*

Lookie! Itís Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.

Uncle Pervy
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 991
(5/16/02 10:48 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
Pervy: Ye gotta help out the Commie cult t' get yer muffin, Kakita.

Katita Ki: well, it looks like someone's wrote a number of profanities on your face. I think it's Bob's handwriting. Does that help?

Pervy:( Checks face in the mirrored surface of his cutlass) That Turnshae! Thanks fer th' notice Kakita!

::Gives Kakita Ki a Chocolate Chip Rum Muffin::

Pervy: Help us defeat Bob, and ye can have some more, and a Doom sticker!


Edited by: Uncle Pervy at: 5/16/02 10:58:49 pm
Banjooie
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1077
(5/16/02 10:55 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*isn't sure whether to be happy at being called cute...or...*

Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
----- Yeah.. uh.... yeah.

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
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(5/16/02 11:00 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
Watch out for Liquid X.


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

BrainWalker 
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(5/17/02 12:04 am)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
Tosses a 37" TV at Bob.

Hey, it's all right... Iv'e got another one.

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl aficionado.

Kakita Ki 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 754
(5/17/02 6:34 am)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
Yay Muffin! *eats it happily on Cyril`s head*

Lookie! Itís Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1001
(5/17/02 8:28 am)
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<---staring at DM's boobies
Please don't eat muffins off our leader's head until we've defeated Bob, please.

Edited by: Bob the Cat at: 5/17/02 6:10:00 pm
BrainWalker 
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(5/17/02 11:40 am)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
Tosses a 37" muffin at Bob.

Hey, it's all right... I've got another one.

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
catgirl aficionado.

Zemyla 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 847
(5/17/02 2:58 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*shrinks Bob to 37" and throws him at the muffins*

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Bob the Cat
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(5/17/02 6:11 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*tosses Priam at random poster*

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

MellyDuckie 
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Posts: 567
(5/17/02 6:13 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*Is hit by the flying Priam*

*Falls over and lands in a pit of boiling sharks*

*Priam keeps on flying*


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Bob the Cat
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(5/17/02 6:19 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*excal dies*

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

Kakita Ki 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 755
(5/17/02 6:22 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
But I wanna sit on his head...

*gets all teary eyed while*

Waaa, I`m sorry!

Lookie! Itís Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.

MellyDuckie 
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(5/17/02 6:23 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
May I ask why?

(WHEE!! 1000th total post! I like my post count now.)


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Kakita Ki 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 757
(5/17/02 6:28 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
`Cause Pervy said I couldn`t eat muffins on Cyril`s head. But I guess I am anyways! yay!

*eats muffin*

Lookie! Itís Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1087
(5/17/02 7:40 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*helps himself to a muffin*

***MRRRRRRRRP*** 'cuse me....mmm, good muffin.

*walks off*


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1018
(5/17/02 10:48 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
I didn't say that you couldn't, Kakita. I just asked that you not until we defeat Bob.

But I guess it doesn't hurt if Cyril doesn't complian about it.

You can use silver Stalin for a footstool too; he's kinda become our backup for that sort of thing :)

::Tosses Xaq another Muffin::

Kakita Ki 
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Posts: 763
(5/18/02 6:20 am)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
Well he hasn`t said I couldn`t so, I guess thats a yes! Yeppie!

Lookie! Itís Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.

BrainWalker 
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(5/18/02 10:28 am)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
:: pulls off some crazy, wicked-awesome magic spell technique ting that dazzles the eyes against Bob ::

:: it misses ::

Well, dang.

Brainwalker

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catgirl aficionado.

MellyDuckie 
Magitoaster
Posts: 607
(5/18/02 5:21 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*Sics Scoochy on Bob*


Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me

Cyril Shinsei 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 131
(5/21/02 1:24 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
*gets bored and attacks Bob*

------------------
"New packaging, same product. Losers." - Megatron

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1196
(5/21/02 1:29 pm)
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Re: Re-enacting something outta GTA3 or State of Emergency..
::D eclares a victory for the Commie Cult::

Bob the Cat
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(5/21/02 4:44 pm)
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<_<
*soccer kicks Cyril in the face and locks Pervy in THE BOX*

Uncle Pervy
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Posts: 1199
(5/21/02 5:08 pm)
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Re: <_<
::Ushyu turns into a spaceship, blasts open THE BOX, Then rains lasers down On Bob from orbit::

I made me a little friend since ye last posted, matey.

Bob the Cat
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(5/21/02 5:14 pm)
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>_>
*uses SDI cannon to blow up cabbit-ship from space*

That's nice, I've still got more weaponry than God.

*uses time machine to go back and change some Bible verses*

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

Uncle Pervy
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(5/21/02 5:22 pm)
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Bob's a cabbit hater!
Ye bastard!

::Ushyu hits the ground and resumes Cabbit shape, badly bleeding.::

Ushyu: Meeeeeow...

Shh, I'll heal ye up, don't worry...

::Pervys Casts Cure 3 on Ushyu::

Okay, I gots an idea...

::Whispers into Ushyu ear. She meows enthusiatistically and turns back into a Ship, while Pervy casts a few spells on her and himself.::

::Bob returns::

Ushyu: MEOW!

::Ushyu Meows at the perfect frequency, and sets off all of Bob's explosives.::

Bob the Cat
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(5/21/02 5:24 pm)
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No, I don't hate Zeo, Zeo is kewl.
*grabs onto Pervy*

ALLAH!

*wins*

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1204
(5/21/02 5:31 pm)
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Re: No, I don't hate Zeo, Zeo is kewl.
::D enies Allah through the power of Taoism::

::Has a cabbit::

::Comes out ahead::

Bob the Cat
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(5/21/02 5:35 pm)
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Zeo is kewl.
*once had an idea for a religious fighting game where the last bosses would be Jesus and God.*

*steals Pervy's marrow*

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1206
(5/21/02 5:44 pm)
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Re: Ushyu is cute.
::Has his Marrow stolen::

::casts Cure 3, and it is restored::

::Takes Bob's Capitalistic spirit and flushes it down the toilet::

Bob the Cat
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(5/21/02 5:51 pm)
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Zeo ownz j00
*replaces Capitalistic spirit with even greater, more cutthroat capitalistic spirit*

*destroys all unions using thugs.*

*hires scabs and immigrants at low wages*

*exploits child labor*

*sells Pervy's organs on the black market*

*supplies Zeo with all-you-can-eat-carrot-buffet*

*throws a radish at Cyril*

Today --
It matters that you're here.
It's going to make a difference.
Today--
there's hope.
You're not too late.

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1208
(5/21/02 5:55 pm)
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Re: Zeo ownz j00
::Is the Black Market; happy takes Bob's money::

::Uses it to buy Ushyu carrots::

Ushyu: Meooooow!

Kakita Ki 
Magic Eight Squall
Posts: 776
(5/21/02 8:50 pm)
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Re: Zeo ownz j00
*Extends and puffs up Bob`s tail*

Ah there perfect!

*Glomps onto the tail and isn`t about to let go*



Note: Any attempt to pry me off Bob`s tail shall be countered with a large sad face and possible teary eyes. Thank you.

Lookie! Itís Akane and Ranchan in my sig! Bwhahah, cook Akane cook.

Cyril Shinsei 
Melody of Finite
Posts: 133
(5/21/02 9:53 pm)
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Re: Zeo ownz j00
*catches radish, then zaps Bob into Wart and throws it back at him*

Comrades! For the Revolution! CHARGE! *cluster of spoons thrust up and charge at Bob*

... *and sues Bob for an uncountable number of grievances (monopolizing, child labor, you name it)*

*in a Communist-friendly court with a judge and jury of totally anti-capitalist members*

*AFTER he has been beaten to death with the spoons of the Revolution*

------------------
"New packaging, same product. Losers." - Megatron

Xaq Shenor
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1122
(5/21/02 10:01 pm)
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Re: Zeo ownz j00
*purposely destroys his own sense of hearing*

*plugs a Backstreet Boys CD into a boom box with the universe's greatest surround sound system and hits the button with the little triangle on it (that's "Play" for you simpletons out there who missed that)*

*walks off in the serenity of silence*


Xaq Shenor
Just your average half-dragon pyromancer/artist..

Zemyla 
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1146
(5/21/02 10:17 pm)
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Re: Zeo ownz j00
*watches as Xaq's sound system doesn't work, because it has no power*

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Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1223
(5/22/02 12:25 am)
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Re: Zeo ownz j00
::Replaces Xaq's CD with 'The Best of the Ohio Players'""

::Plugs in stereo::

::Hits play, and grooves to the Funk::

Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me.

E Mouse 
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(5/22/02 1:46 am)
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Re: Zeo ownz j00
*sets up Mother 1 Soundtrack disk to be put in as replacement after a few songs*


-=- "Indeed." - Everybody -=-
-=- Mother 3 Forever... -=-
-=- Demented, isn't it? -=-

Uncle Pervy
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1231
(5/22/02 8:39 am)
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Re: Zeo ownz j00
Works for me. :)

::sets it to play Fire, You Sweet Sticky Thing, Skintight, and The Funky Worm before the Mother 1 soundtrack takes over.::

Rum, White Magic, an' Cabbits.
That's th' life fer me.

BrainWalker 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 284
(5/22/02 10:25 am)
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Re: Zeo ownz j00
"You Sweet Stick Thing"? Now there's one I'm not familiar with.

Oh well.

:: grooves to Funky Worm ::

Brainwalker

Your friendly neighborhood
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