| Author | Comment |
Bob the Cat
 Spam Monger
Posts: 1215
(5/4/02 1:51 am)
Reply
 |  Query
Do you think that DM and I can be left alone for 15 minutes without supervision?
Results (total votes = 15): | | Hell no, one of you will set the other on fire, then the biting starts then the nose boping... | 3 / 20.0% |  | | | Only if you want slapstick antics that would make trillions. | 4 / 26.7% | | | | Please think of the kittens. | 5 / 33.3% | | | | I don't think you've caused enough property damage. | 2 / 13.3% | | | | I'm gonna go over there... | 1 / 6.7% | | |
Vote Now Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV 
Gunslinger 
Posts: 2500
(5/4/02 2:02 am)
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 | Re: Query
*whistles a nice little diddy as she equips a safty hat, and pulls out some form of contraption like out of loony toons*
o/' o/' o/'
oh Bob.....
o/' o/' o/'
*pushes down on level and Bob is suddenly buried under 12 feet of Aerith&Quina porn*
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1221
(5/4/02 2:05 am)
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| Re: Query
*After much pyrotechnics, Bob rolls out of the charred remains of said pr0n*
Ha that the best you can do? *notices lower portion of trenchcoat is on fire*
Uh AH!
*rolls around on the ground*
I hate you! Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot 
Posts: 2504
(5/4/02 2:07 am)
Reply
| Re: Query
and my work is now complete...
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1224
(5/4/02 2:08 am)
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| Re: Query
This frightens and confuses me.
Much like the recent pic you drew... Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2508
(5/4/02 2:11 am)
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| Re: Query
oh? >=] do i sense someone wants to be.. >_> <_< *points to her sig below*
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1227
(5/4/02 2:12 am)
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| Re: Query
*backs away slowly, then runs like hell* Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2510
(5/4/02 2:14 am)
Reply
| Re: Query
You know you'll LOVE it! *chase*
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1228
(5/4/02 2:15 am)
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| Re: Query
*throws random objects in her path*
HELL NO! Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2511
(5/4/02 2:17 am)
Reply
| to the hent forum we go..
*leaps over barrels* BAH, your lying to yourself! you know you want it! and BADLY at that. Xp
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1229
(5/4/02 2:19 am)
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| Re: to the hent forum we go..
JEBUS SAVE ME!!!
*calls in a bunch of Sentinel robots to block DM*
I need a ride outta here quick...
*continues running* Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2513
(5/4/02 2:20 am)
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| Re: to the hent forum we go..
*kicks said robots in the shin and they instantly fall apart*
You need to stop ordering from there.
*leaps and carches up with Bob* But bob-sama! you know its your destiny!!
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1231
(5/4/02 2:26 am)
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| I think not...
*However before DM can get her mitts on Bob, a very familiar red head drop kicks her*
Mae: HANDS OFF!*commences beating*
Bob: Took you long enough!
*after Maestro beat the everlasting crap outta DM and they made their getaway, we join the duo in the mansion.*
Mae: Um Bob you okay?
Bob: *curled up in a ball with his head on her lap* She was gonna try to *shudder*
Mae: -_-;; Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2515
(5/4/02 2:34 am)
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| Re: I think not...
*pops back to health after.. taking atleast 80 tonics and 30 hi potions*
*grins* i'll get you yet, bob </evil tone>
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Celeste of Elvenhame
Army of Khrima 
Posts: 38
(5/4/02 2:57 am)
Reply | Re: I think not...
*gets out popcorn, begins munching* |
Uncle Pervy
Magitoaster 
Posts: 582
(5/4/02 9:52 am)
Reply
 |  Re: I think not...
::Casts Regen on DM::
There, that should help ye.  |
Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1233
(5/4/02 12:19 pm)
Reply
| Re: I think not...
*Deep in the War room under the mansion*
Bob(Wearing an old WW2 U.S. military helmet): Listen up people, the target is this Stardragon! I've authorized project Omega to be used, you all know your roles so get out there and let's cause some damage!!!
*sound of crickets chirping*
Mae: Bob, everyone is out right now and I'm the only other person in this room.
Bob: Mae, you sure know how to ruin this for me don't you?
*meanwhile kittenzilla is attacking Tiananmen square!* Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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Ganonfro 
Airship 
Posts: 1788
(5/4/02 12:41 pm)
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 | Re: I think not...
The kittens!!! Won't someone please think of the kittens????
Well, besides me, I'm too lazy Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate!
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Banjooie
Magitoaster
Posts: 541
(5/4/02 12:42 pm)
Reply | Re: I think not...
*is really glad Bob's the target*
*isn't saying ANYTHING to DM in this thread, unless absolutely necessary* Kirbjooie: Yeah
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Kirbjooie: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah!?
Germanfox9: Yeah.
Archmage144: ...yeah.
Germanfox9:Yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah v.v
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2521
(5/4/02 2:38 pm)
Reply
| Re: I think not...
* the picture on the battle board is of herself , flipping off the camera as she is sticking her tongue out*
*else where*
....
*sneezes*
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1239
(5/4/02 2:48 pm)
Reply
| Re: I think not...
(that picture was provided by random fanboy)
Meanwhile
*A triangular Predator-esque targeting light zooms down the back of DM's head, towards her rear end. A powerful bolt of plasma is fired*
Easily identified mystery cat: That oughta keep her busy...
Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2524
(5/4/02 2:58 pm)
Reply
| Re: I think not...
*sees a quater on the ground and bends down to pick it up.. thus missing the shot, and causing it to hit a random poster*
its soo shiny *_*
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1242
(5/4/02 3:27 pm)
Reply
| Re: I think not...
*Eidolon swears and rants about how you should be admiring a nickel* Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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NebulaQueen 
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor
Posts: 386
(5/4/02 3:28 pm)
Reply | Re: I think not...
*sees the flaming poster* I think that was the Sephiroth poster used in the Adv! RP I'm in...*picks up the charred remains of it*
"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red MarsEdited by: NebulaQueen at: 5/4/02 3:28:43 pm
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2529
(5/4/02 3:31 pm)
Reply
| Re: I think not...
*hugs the 25 cents and skips along singing to herself*
o/' going to make Bob do some yaoi with commies that like Aeris and eat kittens for lunch.. o/'
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1245
(5/4/02 3:34 pm)
Reply
| Re: I think not...
*starts singing*
o/'Gonna make DM breed with Zeo, while in her dragon form, all the live long day.o/'
o_O
Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2531
(5/4/02 3:36 pm)
Reply
| >_<
*screams and runs AWAY from Bob*
AAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1246
(5/4/02 3:37 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*Bob and Mae high five*
YES! Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2532
(5/4/02 3:39 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*comes back to bBob in her ultra mega kitten crusher Aertih robot 2000!!!!*
.... megaphone : me go squishes!!
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1247
(5/4/02 3:42 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*makes DM face the Killer Japanese Seizure Robots!*
Bob: Wow, even the robot is spasming. Now c'mere so we can get you good and drunk. I'll go get a ladder Zeo can use...
Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2534
(5/4/02 3:44 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*leaps out of her robot and instantly dropkicks Bob DBZ style* i hated to be so uncreative.. but you took out my only last bit of creativity!
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1249
(5/4/02 3:47 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*is kicked just as he is talking to Zeo on a phone, telling him to bring chocolates and flowers* Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2536
(5/4/02 3:49 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
Your just EBIL!!! *glares and kicks him in the gut*
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1250
(5/4/02 3:55 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*kicked*
Does this mean you don't want chocolate?
*kicked again* Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2537
(5/4/02 4:11 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
eVe .. heaten.. i'll EAT YOU!!! *changes into a dragon and EATS bob*
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1251
(5/4/02 4:15 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*gives DM horrid food poisoning, causing her to die* Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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Zarn Kano
Holysrpnt 
Posts: 234
(5/4/02 5:14 pm)
Reply
 | Re: >_<
*cries, then laughs* ----
As I walk in the Rain I see my path brought into Darkness...
A darkness no light can overcome...
Only the Light of her heart with a smile on her face...
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E Mouse 
Mother Nature
Posts: 5778
(5/4/02 5:16 pm)
Reply
 | Re: >_<
*munches on popcorn made of the souls of innocents. And kittens.*
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DragonMistressSCV
Spybot
Posts: 2562
(5/4/02 5:18 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
% dud.. E-mouse.. eating kitten? .. thats ironic..%
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Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1279
(5/4/02 8:29 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*turns E into a smoothie* Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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Zarn Kano
Holysrpnt
Posts: 237
(5/4/02 9:24 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*Eats the smoothie* ----
As I walk in the Rain I see my path brought into Darkness...
A darkness no light can overcome...
Only the Light of her heart with a smile on her face...
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NebulaQueen
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor
Posts: 391
(5/4/02 11:28 pm)
Reply | Re: >_<
Zarn, I'll trade you charred bits of a Sephiroth poster for that slushie...
"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin,
Red Mars |
PriamNevhausten
Scroll of Summon City Bus 
Posts: 1138
(5/5/02 2:29 am)
Reply
 | Re: >_<
...isn't one supposed to *drink* a smoothie?
--Priam This is a signature virus. Please put this in your signature. |
Bob the Cat
Spam Monger
Posts: 1538
(5/7/02 6:21 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*sets Priam on fire* Today's quotes:
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
and
It's so obvious... All fools should agonize and scream!!!
and finally
Evil is what keeps life interesting...
BONUS QUOTE:
Repeat this after me: I'll never take on a God again.
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E Mouse
Mother Nature
Posts: 5916
(5/7/02 6:25 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*drinks doom*
*eats liquid Kefka soul*
Jeremy's Author: ... that was my drink.
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MellyDuckie 
Holysrpnt
Posts: 289
(5/7/02 10:29 pm)
Reply
 | Re: >_<
What about the MDew?
 | Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" - Me |
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PriamNevhausten
Scroll of Summon City Bus
Posts: 1216
(5/7/02 11:43 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!?
--Priam This is a signature virus. Please put this in your signature. |
MellyDuckie
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor
Posts: 311
(5/7/02 11:53 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T HERE!!!
| Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me |
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Celeste of Elvenhame
NPC 
Posts: 66
(5/8/02 1:58 am)
Reply | Re: >_<
It's in the fridge, duh!!! |
E Mouse
Mother Nature
Posts: 5932
(5/8/02 2:01 am)
Reply
| Re: >_<
Jeremy's Author: *steals it*
Jeremy: At least that'll keep him from annoying me for a while..
Alice: >.> What about once the sugar and caffene kick in?
Jeremy: ...... oh shit.
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MellyDuckie
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor
Posts: 331
(5/8/02 3:47 am)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*Gives Alice some MDew, just for kicks*
| Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me |
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E Mouse
Mother Nature
Posts: 5939
(5/8/02 4:27 am)
Reply
| Re: >_<
Jeremy: Oh, SHIT.
Alice: WAI!! *dances around hyperly*
Jeremy: *dives for cover*
Alice: *steals Jeremy's pants*
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MellyDuckie
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor
Posts: 347
(5/8/02 4:29 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
*Gives Jeremy back his pants*
| Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me |
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Ganonfro
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)
Posts: 1931
(5/8/02 4:37 pm)
Reply
|  Re: >_<
.....*Blinks* Why did you have your brothers pants? Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate!
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MellyDuckie
Silver Haired Guy
In Gold Trimmed Armor
Posts: 352
(5/8/02 4:43 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
Actualy, mom got the laundry mixd up.
| Despite all of her actions (and whatever her status menu might say), Melanie is NOT a thief. She's a.... uhm... Charlaton-ist! Yeah.
"I like to draw poofy tails because they're poofy and taily!" -Me |
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Ganonfro
He Kicks Cute Things
(Poll Mod)
Posts: 1933
(5/8/02 5:00 pm)
Reply
| Re: >_<
.....Riiiiight....
sicko.... Arrrrrg, I'm a pirate!
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