PriamNevhausten: come on man, you know you want to join us
Sonic10J: no i dont u idiot
PriamNevhausten: it's okay, i know you're nervous
PriamNevhausten: we all are at first
Sonic10J: ur wasting away ur life
PriamNevhausten: whatever
PriamNevhausten: i'm having more fun than you'll ever have
Sonic10J: why not women?
PriamNevhausten: why not men?
Sonic10J: ...
Sonic10J: because im sane
PriamNevhausten: what, and I'm not?
Sonic10J: heres one thatll make u block me
Sonic10J: im a christian
PriamNevhausten: what, so crosses are supposed to burn me?
PriamNevhausten: I've got some news for you. I'm christian, too.
Sonic10J: no
PriamNevhausten: yes
Sonic10J: gays cant be christians
PriamNevhausten: Southern Baptist, even
Sonic10J: gays cant be christians
Sonic10J: gays cant be christians
Sonic10J: gays cant be christians
PriamNevhausten: wow, I guess i'm a physical impossibility then.
PriamNevhausten: Just ask my minister.
Sonic10J: is he gay too?
PriamNevhausten: no, he's not gay.
PriamNevhausten: But he knows me from his congregation.
Sonic10J: does he know u r?
PriamNevhausten: and yes, he knows my sexual preference.
Sonic10J: ...
Sonic10J: its unholy
Sonic10J: dirtbag
PriamNevhausten: pf
Sonic10J: i hate you
Sonic10J: all of you
PriamNevhausten: whatever man, while you're busy reading The Book and learning things that were common sense anyway, I'll be in a bar, having the time of my life
Sonic10J: yeah wow ur a christian
Sonic10J: uh huh right
PriamNevhausten: i am, but that doesn't mean i have a pole up my ass
PriamNevhausten: oops, bad choice of words!
Sonic10J: oops i dont care
Sonic10J: taking it from a gay I DONT CARE
Sonic10J: u r searching in the wrong places
PriamNevhausten: you know, a lot of times the people who reject homosexuality the strongest are actually hiding thier own homosexual urges
PriamNevhausten: *I* don't have to worry about getting my lovers pregnant.
Sonic10J: thats why i chase every girl i see
Sonic10J: and i have a girlfriend
PriamNevhausten: does she know your secret passions?
Sonic10J: no
Sonic10J: CUZ I DONT HAVE ANY!
PriamNevhausten: what, so you're not adventurous at all? You don't fantasize about ANYTHING?
PriamNevhausten: how old are you, 12?
Sonic10J: 25
PriamNevhausten: suuure.
Sonic10J: i swear