Em See Eff: Yo homey, whassup?
Thalakos Magi: who r u
Em See Eff: some guys mad at me and said you might be able to help me
Em See Eff: im into online rpging and stuff
Em See Eff: r u?
Thalakos Magi: yup
Em See Eff: awpsome!
Thalakos Magi: why do u need help from me
Em See Eff: i need help gming
Thalakos Magi: with?
Em See Eff: i cant think of any good trapz
Em See Eff: to pwn the RPCers.
Thalakos Magi: Wait wait who r u?
Em See Eff: Darxoul
Thalakos Magi: From?
Em See Eff: well, my community went under 4 months ago
Em See Eff: i been stickin to RL RPGing
Em See Eff: but i wanna get back in the E-Scene!*
Thalakos Magi: Who did you get my name from
Em See Eff: i asked in sum 4um and thy sed 2 ask u
Em See Eff: gamme ur IMSN and everting
Thalakos Magi: What forum?
Thalakos Magi: Animeleague?
Thalakos Magi: RWWR Forums?
Em See Eff: i dunno i just looked up "RPGING FORUM"
Thalakos Magi: Probably Animeleague
Em See Eff: i dunno, i dint bookmark it
Em See Eff: so can u help me?
Thalakos Magi: With what first off lol i didnt understand a word you said
Thalakos Magi: I was on the phone a second ago heh
Thalakos Magi: wasnt paying much attention
Em See Eff: i need to make trapz 2 fuxx0r the RPCers
Thalakos Magi: traps?
Thalakos Magi: What game?
Em See Eff: freestle RPG with d20 for combat and some special skills and abilities
Thalakos Magi: Oh a D&D sorta game
Em See Eff: right now the RPCers ar in a tower
Em See Eff: and theres a Monster that will opush them down the stairwells
Thalakos Magi: Im only into video games MMORPG's and compu games none of that written stuff
Em See Eff: but I do not no how to make thiswork well
Thalakos Magi: i suppose i could help
Thalakos Magi: What kind of traps do you have?
Thalakos Magi: Are you a rogue?
Em See Eff: i am the gm
Thalakos Magi: Oh
Thalakos Magi: Their in a tower...
Thalakos Magi: Traps...
Em See Eff: and there is a rouge and a fencer and even a mage
Em See Eff: and also a kindly healer of the forest
Thalakos Magi: Druid
Em See Eff: his mom wont let him use that word
Thalakos Magi: Why?
Em See Eff: she says it is satanic
Thalakos Magi: His mom sucks
Thalakos Magi: Thats my religion
Thalakos Magi: jeez...
Em See Eff: sum ppl need to not be stupid huh?
Em See Eff: always messing up other peoples fun for no reason
Thalakos Magi: Yeah, its a free god damn country we dont need to put people's religions down
Thalakos Magi: Anyways
Thalakos Magi: Lay some minor traps for the rogue to undo
Thalakos Magi: make them tougher the further they go
Em See Eff: what sort of traps?
Em See Eff: like explosiobns and falling chandeliers?
Thalakos Magi: Yeah
Thalakos Magi: I got a nice idea for the last one though ehhe
Em See Eff: oh??
Thalakos Magi: make it a summoning trap
Thalakos Magi: and summon like an ogre or something
Em See Eff: or a demon!
Thalakos Magi: good enough
Em See Eff: oh wait, jims mom will get mad.
Thalakos Magi: WTF
Em See Eff: we will make it an ogre, but kinda like a demon
Thalakos Magi: an ogre shaman
Em See Eff: she is a hacore christin
Em See Eff: yeah, shaman
Thalakos Magi: my friends mom is hardcore christian
Thalakos Magi: but she isnt such a bitch
Em See Eff: jims dad died last year and shes been really angry since it happend
Thalakos Magi: it sounds like his mom is a puritan or baptist
Em See Eff: becaus he was in debt with the local loan sharks
Thalakos Magi: ahh
Thalakos Magi: well still no need to put that kinda shit down
Thalakos Magi: If i were to talk to her on AIM i would give her a smooth beating of the word sorts
Thalakos Magi: So did i help any?
Em See Eff: yeah, she just hates us for having fun
Em See Eff: yeah, lotsa help
Em See Eff: but i dont know who the lastr boss should be
Em See Eff: im thining a crazy evil swordmage
Em See Eff: because they are in the tower to get the black orb
Thalakos Magi: i can help there
Thalakos Magi: i love doing this kinda stuff
Thalakos Magi: i always wanted to do DND but i never found anyone
Em See Eff: awpsome!
Thalakos Magi: Lets see
Thalakos Magi: a last bost
Thalakos Magi: What kind of gem is it?
Thalakos Magi: or orb
Thalakos Magi: whatev
Em See Eff: i havnt really thought it out yet, but its really powerful
Em See Eff: they think its causing the rockrains that have plagued the land
Thalakos Magi: Well then its gotta be an evil sorcerer
Thalakos Magi: or a Necromancer
Thalakos Magi: unless Jim's mom will get pissed at that to
Em See Eff: we can say "evil magician"
Em See Eff: to tell the truth, jims mom used to be in a cult
Em See Eff: she was a scineetologist and she gor in a lot of trouble with the SA
Em See Eff: she turned christon after she got beat up by the Henchman
Em See Eff: so she is really afraid of 'magic' and stuff
Thalakos Magi: scientology?
Em See Eff: yeah
Em See Eff: i dunno what it is but its about leperkons right?
Thalakos Magi: Im sorry but this is just so hilarious
Em See Eff: houso?
Em See Eff: how so***?
Thalakos Magi: Scientology is the belief that everything can be prooven through science
Thalakos Magi: proven-
Thalakos Magi: God doesnt exist in the religion of Scientology
Em See Eff: well she was in sum sorta cult maybe jim was jokinh around
Em See Eff: hes funny that way ya know??
Thalakos Magi: Scientology was made by the Australians to get $$
Thalakos Magi: Yeah
Thalakos Magi: Sorry, ive done a report over religion only a few months ago ;p
Thalakos Magi: Well anyways
Em See Eff: right, evil magician
Thalakos Magi: So when they get to the "evil magician"
Em See Eff: can he have a sword??
Thalakos Magi: Doesnt need one ;-)
Em See Eff: because it could be a magic one
Thalakos Magi: Necromancers dont need them
Em See Eff: made of bones
Thalakos Magi: He can use spells like Negative Ray
Thalakos Magi: Nah
Em See Eff: okay
Thalakos Magi: Ok so there has to be like 5 skeletons around him
Thalakos Magi: He brings them to life and 3 are bone knights 2 skeletal mages
Thalakos Magi: so the fight is 3 bone knights 2 skele mages and 1 necromancer
Thalakos Magi: think your guys can handle that?
Em See Eff: yeah
Thalakos Magi: good boss?
Em See Eff: yeah
Em See Eff: also
Em See Eff: when they win, i want the necromancer to escape and trigger an explosion that starts thwe tower to fall so there can be a heroic escape sequence
Em See Eff: with rocks falling and broken holes in the flor
Thalakos Magi: place a trap under the orb
Thalakos Magi: when its removed
Thalakos Magi: let the tower collapse
Em See Eff: okay
Thalakos Magi: the necromancer can run after his skeletons are beaten
Thalakos Magi: If you want anymore help ill be here
Em See Eff: okay ill IM u tomorrow
Em See Eff: i needa plan out the tower now
Em See Eff: seeya, friend!! :-D
Thalakos Magi: mind if i explain to you what a druid is first off?
Thalakos Magi: lol
Em See Eff: i know, they are like earth mages
Thalakos Magi: so you can tell your friends mom if you want
Thalakos Magi: Nah not at all
Thalakos Magi: Druids were a part of the Celtic Society in Scottland/Ireland during the time of the Romans
Thalakos Magi: The Druids and Druidesses formed the professional class in Celtic society. They performed the functions of modern day priests, teachers, ambassadors, astronomers, genealogists, philosophers, musicians, theologians, scientists, poets and judges. They underwent lengthy training: some sources say 20 years. Druids led all public rituals, which were normally held within fenced groves of sacred trees. In their role as priests, "they acted not as mediators between God and man, but as directors of ritual, as shamans guiding and containing the rites." Most leaders mentioned in the surviving records were male. It is not known whether female Druids were considered equal to their male counterparts, or whether they were restricted to special responsibilities. References to women exercising religious power might have been deleted from the record by Christian monks during the Celtic Christian era.
Thalakos Magi: Druidry is not a religion. It's a philosophy and you can worship a God or a Goddess, it's up to you. You can be a Christian or a Moslem or anything else and still be a Druid. "But while a Christian will say God made that tree, a Druid will say the energy of a creative force is in that tree.
Em See Eff: jims mom says they are sharlatins and thieve and they do wicked deeds with the creatures and plants of the forest
Thalakos Magi: Not at all, they assist in the growth of the forest
Thalakos Magi: You know all those Nature people who say "Save the Rainforest?"
Em See Eff: yeah
Thalakos Magi: Kindal ike those people
Thalakos Magi: do you consider those people "Satanic?"
Em See Eff: nope
Em See Eff: i gave a dollar to one once
Thalakos Magi: lol
Em See Eff: he said 'much obliged' and patted my back
Em See Eff: he was kinda smelly lolz
Thalakos Magi: lol
Thalakos Magi: prolly been workin
Thalakos Magi: i get smelly after i work
Em See Eff: were do you work?
Thalakos Magi: No where ;p
Thalakos Magi: Which is prolly why i dont stink
Em See Eff: lol!!
Thalakos Magi: How old are you and your friends?
Em See Eff: i had a part time job at the local fish gutters but i got fired for being to slow
Em See Eff: about 16-18
Em See Eff: im 17
Thalakos Magi: Icky
Em See Eff: yeah
Thalakos Magi: I would never work there
Em See Eff: once i found a fish with a bottle cap in it
Em See Eff: i laughed so hard one of the gut crates fell over
Thalakos Magi: So why doesnt Jim's mom consider Wizards/Mages evil?
Thalakos Magi: lol
Thalakos Magi: Im suprised hes even allowed to play DND
Em See Eff: its not dnd
Thalakos Magi: Well somethin like it
Em See Eff: yeah
Em See Eff: its an RPGing game
Em See Eff: the real dnd books are too expensive
Thalakos Magi: lol
Thalakos Magi: yeah
Em See Eff: so we made up stuff and rules
Thalakos Magi: How old do you think i am?
Em See Eff: uh....23?
Thalakos Magi: Nah
Thalakos Magi: lol awesome guess though
Em See Eff: 22??
Thalakos Magi: Nope
Em See Eff: 25??
Thalakos Magi: Lower
Em See Eff: 24???
Thalakos Magi: Lower
Em See Eff: 20?
Thalakos Magi: Im 16
Em See Eff: woah aweomse
Thalakos Magi: ;p
Thalakos Magi: http://www.religioustolerance.org/druid.htm
Em See Eff: ur pretty damned smart i wish i could gm rpgs good and have really good grammar like my teacxhers at school yell at me for not having
Thalakos Magi: lol
Thalakos Magi: I like to write
Thalakos Magi: I almost started writing a book once but then i decided nah thats to boring
Thalakos Magi: Id rather read them than write trhem
Thalakos Magi: -them
Em See Eff: i wrote a short story once about a dragon named pete and his friend elliot
Thalakos Magi: lol
Thalakos Magi: Ive written a few short stories
Em See Eff: my friend once got beat up and the guy tore his libary book in halves
Em See Eff: he started crying and than the guy kicked him in the gut
Thalakos Magi: o.O Strong guy to do that
Em See Eff: i got really made but didnt do anything because i am kinda puny
Em See Eff: it was a small book
Thalakos Magi: oh
Thalakos Magi: Sorry mental image of a guy ripping through a hardback book 1k pages long is like...watching a guy rip through a phone book
Thalakos Magi: How long ago was this? lol
Em See Eff: my friends dad used to be on amercian gladiotsers and could do stuff like that before he became a cop and got shot in the knee
Em See Eff: a few years back
Thalakos Magi: i loved that show
Em See Eff: ive known Hanson for years
Em See Eff: not the band, lol!
Em See Eff: thats his name
Thalakos Magi: lol
Thalakos Magi: i was about to say
Thalakos Magi: Whoopty doo lol
Em See Eff: we call him "Handsome" as a joke because his eyes are all wacky
Thalakos Magi: Im from the same state as Hanson (the band) is
Em See Eff: u should get there autograph
Em See Eff: and sell it on ebay
Thalakos Magi: im good
Em See Eff: girls will buy that stuff man
Thalakos Magi: ill still pass
Thalakos Magi: id rather hit those little freaks than get them to sign a peice of paper
Thalakos Magi: Ungh damn allergies
Em See Eff: anyones i gotta go write down notes in my book of secrets and stuff
Em See Eff: seeya!!
Em See Eff: thanks again for the gelp
Thalakos Magi: laters