[18:04] CoolxFan89: you
[18:04] CoolxFan89: its ure fault
[18:04] CoolxFan89: yay
[18:04] Archmage: Dude, I don't know what you're blaming me for, I swear to God I didn't do it
[18:04] Archmage: It was that other guy
[18:05] CoolxFan89: not what that one guy told me
[18:05] CoolxFan89: girl
[18:05] Archmage: Whoa, whoa, they're telling blatant lies
[18:05] Archmage: I didn't do it, man, don't tell anyone
[18:05] Archmage: I won't stand for this
[18:05] CoolxFan89: ok its not like im gonna kill u or hack you lol
[18:06] Archmage: Dude, I don't know what you're talking about
[18:06] Archmage: Look, it was the neighbor kids
[18:06] Archmage: This is about the birdbath, right?
[18:06] CoolxFan89: ok ure just being an idiot now
[18:06] Archmage: OK, fine, it was me
[18:07] Archmage: I hit it with the lawnmower
[18:07] CoolxFan89: lol
[18:07] Archmage: I'll pay for it, I'm sorry
[18:07] CoolxFan89: thats nothing compared to alot of stuff i did
[18:07] Archmage: Yeah, but I also put that dent in the car
[18:07] Archmage: Er
[18:07] Archmage: Don't tell anyone
[18:08] CoolxFan89: Ok stfu
[18:08] Archmage: You won't call the cops?
[18:08] CoolxFan89: warn me block me pussy
[18:09] Archmage: Dude, you could use some of that
[18:09] CoolxFan89: i already have
[18:09] Archmage: Being a pussy doesn't count
[18:09] CoolxFan89: splendid indeed
[18:09] CoolxFan89: haha
[18:09] CoolxFan89: you wish you could get some
[18:09] Archmage: Yep, that's it
[18:10] Archmage: Actually, I don't really want pussy, I'm more the ass type
[18:10] Archmage: There's nothing better than licking a good ass, seriously
[18:11] CoolxFan89: eww
[18:11] CoolxFan89: anal sex
[18:11] Archmage: Dude, okay, there are only so many options for a guy like me
[18:11] CoolxFan89: pussy is better ure misplacing something if it s the ass
[18:11] Archmage: Women just aren't interesting
[18:12] Archmage: I dunno why more men aren't interested in other men
[18:12] Archmage: Men have so much more to offer
[18:12] CoolxFan89: ?
[18:12] CoolxFan89: sorry but im straight
[18:12] Archmage: I feel for you man, that's a shame
[18:12] Archmage: You really ought to try an alternate lifestyle and just see how it works out
[18:13] Archmage: I mean, I used to think women were great stuff, but then I had sex with a man for the first time and haven't gone back since