Arch mage144: I am...exhausted and getting to where I almost feel like typing up the most random stuff I can possibly muster, not even coherant as in "I typed up a random ranting thing"...
Arch mage144: More like random characters and symbols.
DogshamanPhil: like #*$(*#$*)\
DogshamanPhil: I feel you.
Arch mage144: No that's too much effort
Arch mage144: You'd better not feel me
Arch mage144: That right is reserved for other people besides yourself
DogshamanPhil: You'd kick me in the junk again, wouldn't you?
Arch mage144: I should think so
DogshamanPhil: Why must you put me through this living hell
Arch mage144: And attach a frozen Metroid to your gonads, as well
DogshamanPhil: Cant you see how much I need to feel you?
DogshamanPhil: Mm...sensuous.
DogshamanPhil: Tell me more.
Arch mage144: ...in the words of anti-Vulture..."I don't see."
DogshamanPhil: OF course you don't see. how could you?
Arch mage144: I don't know.
DogshamanPhil: I mean, you never have time for me anymore.
DogshamanPhil: You can't see me at all
Arch mage144: ...I start to have trouble seeing in the early morning anyway.
DogshamanPhil: You need to get you some glasses, because empress phil is here and she/he wants to feel you.
Arch mage144: There you go twisting my words, telling me that I don't think our relationship means anything...
Arch mage144: How do you think I feel!? You're just moving too fast for me, that's all!
Arch mage144: I'm not ready!
Arch mage144: *sobbing*
DogshamanPhil: Moving too fast? How long do you expect for me to wait for you?
DogshamanPhil: I've been content to wait in line for all this time, but it's killing me!
DogshamanPhil: I can't just pretend I'm okay anymore!
Arch mage144: And I can't just......well, I don't know what it is I'm doing exactly.
Arch mage144: All I know is that my eyes are starting to burn.
DogshamanPhil: That's your penis talking. He's saying he needs some ice cream.
DogshamanPhil: Phil's got your ice cream.
Arch mage144: ...he's too talkative and needs to be spanked.
DogshamanPhil: I agree. That's where I come it.
DogshamanPhil: *in
Arch mage144: Maybe I should direct you to my fan club...
DogshamanPhil: I've helped men in the past, but they've never meant so much to me...why won't you let me help you/
DogshamanPhil: That's all I am?
DogshamanPhil: Just another fan?
DogshamanPhil: >.< YOu don't understand my feelings at all!
DogshamanPhil: *cries*
DogshamanPhil: I don't want to be another fan!
Arch mage144: Maybe that's because your feelings are too...close to sensitive areas for my tastes!
Arch mage144: You never get me when I'm in the mood!
DogshamanPhil: -.- So I guess that's it, then? You're completely unwilling to let me anywhere near you, much less anything "sensitive".
Arch mage144: You always approach me at bad times!
DogshamanPhil: Time...there IS no time!
Arch mage144: ...I admit it!
DogshamanPhil: In the back of my mind I hear/time's winged chariot drawing near!
Arch mage144: I never loved you! I only wanted to use your DDR pad!
Arch mage144: And to divorce you and take half your stuff!
DogshamanPhil: *lightning strikes in background in climactic fashion
DogshamanPhil: Typical male behavior...I should have known!
Arch mage144: *a stage tech is electrocuted and dies*
Arch mage144: But...all that is over now...and I'm sorry! *weeps*
DogshamanPhil: You're not getting hlaf my stuff!
DogshamanPhil: You're not getting any of my stuff! I'm leaving1
DogshamanPhil: I know somewhere out there is a mage willing to respect me!
Arch mage144: Fine! Walk out that door and slam it behind you, and never come back! We'll see how you do on your own!
Arch mage144: It's a cold, cruel world out there!
DogshamanPhil: *teardrop*
DogshamanPhil: *blinks away* NO!
DogshamanPhil: You can't hurt me anymore! I can make it out there, somehow!
DogshamanPhil: *holds up 8-ball to sky* with 8-ball as my witness, I'll never fail Afronova again!
DogshamanPhil: *storms out*
DogshamanPhil: --fin