MEGAMOG911 (6:21:50 PM): I have traveled many miles, climbed many peaks and have fought countless battles to find the master of Jew Kwan Do and Tai Kung Jew.

Now before me stands the Fist of the Kosher Star and I ask, will you train me?
MEGAMOG911 (6:37:49 PM): ......
MEGAMOG911 (6:38:07 PM): *steals your wallet and runs*
THENinjaRabbi (7:12:47 PM): I will train you.
THENinjaRabbi (7:12:53 PM): Just give me my wallet back. >_>
MEGAMOG911 (7:12:55 PM): Oh okay.
MEGAMOG911 (7:13:05 PM): *gives*
THENinjaRabbi (7:13:31 PM): Okay, what do you need?
MEGAMOG911 (7:14:00 PM): I need to know how to make the heads of Nazis explode without the Ark of the Covenant.
THENinjaRabbi (7:14:14 PM): Sawed off Shotguns work well.
THENinjaRabbi (7:14:22 PM): Though if you want to get them all, just show them a bris.
MEGAMOG911 (7:14:30 PM): .........I see.
THENinjaRabbi (7:15:05 PM): Now you are edumacated.
MEGAMOG911 (7:15:13 PM): My training is complete?!?
THENinjaRabbi (7:15:27 PM): No.
THENinjaRabbi (7:15:32 PM): You must first...
MEGAMOG911 (7:15:33 PM): Oh.
THENinjaRabbi (7:15:38 PM): You see this pebble?
MEGAMOG911 (7:15:44 PM): Yes?
THENinjaRabbi (7:16:12 PM): Ignore it.
MEGAMOG911 (7:16:16 PM): Okay.
THENinjaRabbi (7:16:40 PM): You must purchase a 350,000 dollar home using only 100,000. Good luck!
MEGAMOG911 (7:16:53 PM): Wow this is easier than what my last master asked!
THENinjaRabbi (7:17:17 PM): And that 100,000 dollars is in singles and quarters.
MEGAMOG911 (7:17:25 PM): Still easier!
THENinjaRabbi (7:17:35 PM): Good luck, my son.
MEGAMOG911 (7:17:52 PM): Man, I'm glad I don't have to try to steal any ninja female's panties again!
THENinjaRabbi (7:18:05 PM): You must bargain them off.
MEGAMOG911 (7:18:18 PM): *takes large sack of money and embarks on long quest*
MEGAMOG911 (7:19:26 PM): *finds a 350,000 dollar home*
MEGAMOG911 (7:19:31 PM): *convinces real estate agent that the house was built on a Native American burial ground and that anything buried in the back yard will come back undead and evil*
MEGAMOG911 (7:20:52 PM): <_<

*of course said house WAS built on a Native American burial ground*
THENinjaRabbi (7:21:01 PM): Bad deal.
THENinjaRabbi (7:21:08 PM): You must Jew yourself a perfectly good home.
MEGAMOG911 (7:21:31 PM): Kurses. *moves on*
MEGAMOG911 (7:21:59 PM): Undead pets: *eat real estate agent*
THENinjaRabbi (7:22:06 PM): Yay!
MEGAMOG911 (7:24:22 PM): Hmm.
MEGAMOG911 (7:24:27 PM): *Finds another home*
MEGAMOG911 (7:24:46 PM): *Complains to agent about how the house is in "bad location" and how there's "roving hoods"*
MEGAMOG911 (7:26:48 PM): *Then makes several comments that would get me fired from a family restaurant :D*
THENinjaRabbi (7:27:06 PM): Good.
MEGAMOG911 (7:27:37 PM): Price lowered to: $75,000

o_o
THENinjaRabbi (7:27:53 PM): There is nothing more I can teach you.
MEGAMOG911 (7:28:15 PM): But what if I need to steal the panties of a female ninja for an insanely perverted ninja master?
THENinjaRabbi (7:28:31 PM): Remember: You have a shitload of money.
MEGAMOG911 (7:28:46 PM): But, I have to be frugal!
THENinjaRabbi (7:30:10 PM): Not when a lady is concerned. THEN, you want to impress her.
MEGAMOG911 (7:30:22 PM): I see.
MEGAMOG911 (7:30:30 PM): *is enlightened*
MEGAMOG911 (7:30:41 PM): Now I understand it, Jews save money to get laid :D
MEGAMOG911 (7:30:46 PM): It all MAKES SENSE!
THENinjaRabbi (7:31:53 PM): YES!
MEGAMOG911 (7:32:47 PM): Now I must go and hunt for my newest greatest enemy... DUAL-HITLER
THENinjaRabbi (7:33:05 PM): Good luck, my son.
MEGAMOG911 (7:33:09 PM): Ooooh Native American gambling....
THENinjaRabbi (7:33:43 PM): Where?
MEGAMOG911 (7:34:35 PM): There: *points to Neon Native Amercian chieftan with head-dress*
THENinjaRabbi (7:35:15 PM): Oooh.