XStrike8: HITLER HATES YOU is probably the best funny statement I've come up with yet. >:p
pd Rydia: o__o I don't think I've seen that before.
pd Rydia: It does get a chuckle out of me, though. Because it's true. ^_^
XStrike8: It's more like...
XStrike8: HITLER HATES YOU!!! Have a nice day! :D!
pd Rydia: Heheheheh. I wonder if you could find any one to take offense at it
XStrike8: Probably. You know some people can find ANYTHING offensive. 9.9
pd Rydia: Yup! ^_^
pd Rydia: Like gumballs. They are the work of satin, you know
pd Rydia: they're sweet...and full of indulgence...round like a ball of hellfire...and encourage delinquency in young folk....just look at gum on the streets and on public walls, stairwells, etc.!
XStrike8: Dia, you are most wise, as that innocent gum-chewing habit today can lead to SOULS SOLD TO SATIN tomorrow.
pd Rydia: It's true! We must speak out against the horrible evil of GUMBALLS!
XStrike8: I mean, THINK ABOUT IT!!!
XStrike8: Your Son chews gum today.
XStrike8: TOMORROW he'll be buying that gum from a vendor because he "Has to have it"
XStrike8: The next DAY, he'll be talking about how he NEEDS HIS FIX.
pd Rydia: NOT MY SON!
pd Rydia: ...wait... >_>
XStrike8: Years later, your son is doing CHILD PORNOGRAPY to get his Gum fix!!!
pd Rydia: How do you know all this... e.e You don't have a secret gumball addiction...do you?
XStrike8: I... Err... ahem.. don't know what you're talking about.... >.>;;;; <.<;;;;
pd Rydia: e.e *crosses arms*
XStrike8: OKAY. Okay, sister, I admit.
XStrike8: I turned away from the Lord's teachings and chewed gum when I was a child.
XStrike8: It was a horrible experience for me. Just TERRIBLE.
XStrike8: But I heard the Lord calling me. He said... "Shaun. Thou shalt not have this Gum-chewing Habit..."
pd Rydia: You poor thing! You almost were lost!
XStrike8: And so I dedicated my life to helping inner-city kids stop chewing gum.
pd Rydia: If you had been, I would have to shun you as a heathen doomed to hell and beneath my contempt. Good thing you weren't -- now we can bestow that treatment upon others, together!
XStrike8: YES, SISTER. And with YOUR help... we shall turn the WORLD towards the Goodness of our Father.