pd Rydia: Reminds me of FFMQ music
Jak Snide: Which was good, if memory serves ^_^
pd Rydia: I enjoyed it. A lot of people hated it.
Jak Snide: The game? Aye. The music was rockin' though
pd Rydia: well, the game. More people agreed the music was good.
pd Rydia: Head.
Jak Snide: *attempts to evade the guards of Dia's head with ninja skills!*
pd Rydia: *alas! a plush dwagon ins laying on the floor in your path!*
Jak Snide: ....
pd Rydia: *is, too
Jak Snide: *Uses magical ninja grappeling hook to sail over the plush dwagon!*
pd Rydia: plushie: o_o
Jak Snide: IM: Hah! It was no match for me!
Jak Snide: *continues to try and hide*
pd Rydia: *there are plenty of trees and stuff to hide behind*
pd Rydia: *nevermind the laws of physics...hey, you're in someone's head after all*
pd Rydia: attack lapdragon: >\/> *trots out, obviously following someone's trail*
Jak Snide: *hides behind a tree, hoping that the guards will forget about him after 20 seconds*
pd Rydia: al: <\/< *snuffle snuffle*
Jak Snide: *As they do, of course*
pd Rydia: al: *sticks nose to the air and slowly begins to close in on Jak's position*
Jak Snide: ....*throws a tasty dragon treat out from cover*
pd Rydia: o.o!
pd Rydia: *pounces on the treat and snaps it up happily*
pd Rydia: ^_^ *munch munch noisy munch smack*
Jak Snide: *takes this oppertunity to stealthily sneak away*
pd Rydia: *smacks mouth and looks around curiously, craving more treats* o.o
pd Rydia: *follows the scent of the treat that lingers on Jak, trotting a bit more quickly than before*
pd Rydia: *snuffle snuffle*
Jak Snide: ....
Jak Snide: IM: Such persistance, something I have never encountered before!
Jak Snide: *climbs a tree*
pd Rydia: *steadily makes his way and stops at the tree*
pd Rydia: o.o? *snuffle?*
pd Rydia: *sniffs behind him, in front of him, to his left, and to his right*
pd Rydia: *turns around in a circle sniffing like mad* ?_?
Jak Snide: ( Where I get my opinion of guard intelligence from )
pd Rydia: ...griao? *lifts his muzzle up and takes a deep sniff, then looks upward* 9.9
pd Rydia: (XD)
Jak Snide: *hides with stealthy ninja skills, even though guards don't look up, of course!*
pd Rydia: *but is an attack lapdragon, and thus not a guard*
pd Rydia: *and wants more treats, dambit!*
pd Rydia: 9__9 *sits on his scaley bum and looks upward endearingly*
Jak Snide: 6.6 *would tell the thing to shoo, but he can't speak*
pd Rydia: 9__9 *pitiful whine*
Jak Snide: e.e *drops another treat*
pd Rydia: *leap snap!*
pd Rydia: *smack smack munch* ^___^
pd Rydia: *preens his claws needlessly, rubs a paw on his face, and generally looks cute*
Jak Snide: *jumps from tree to tree, away from the hungry lapdragon*
pd Rydia: *then turns wai wai eyes upward once again, determined that this is some sort of magical lapdragon treat tree* 9.9 *and sits there*
Jak Snide: *meanwhile, escapes, and continues to be a presence in Dia's head!*
pd Rydia: *BUT...!*
Jak Snide: *!!*
pd Rydia: *There is a pretty, handsome, gorgeous, beautiful, and totally wai cheetah prowling about her head. With nasty looking claws and fangs (and a rather bad case of halitosis)!*
pd Rydia: =e.e= *prowl prowl*
Jak Snide: IM: Damnation! I cannot run from such a speedy creature, and it can climb trees as well. It looks like it's come down to this....
Jak Snide: *throws stones at the cheetah!*
pd Rydia: *yaaawn--smack!*
pd Rydia: =>\/O=
Jak Snide: *flees around corner*
pd Rydia: *growls and spins around* =>_<= MRAAAWR! *gives chase!*
Jak Snide: *the cheetah round the corner to find the ninja gone...and an odd paper bag on the floor*
pd Rydia: =o\/o= *bats bag (not-so-)cautiously*
pd Rydia: =<\/<=
Jak Snide: *OMG kitty ruins Ninja Burger delivery!*
pd Rydia: *alas!*
pd Rydia: *leaves the bag in disgust, padding off into the sunset (or something like that)*
Jak Snide: *However, the delivery had been made, and the ninja departs. But Dia's head will not feast on wasabi sauce tonight*
pd Rydia: *OHNO ={{{*
Jak Snide: *dubs the preceeding events Ninja Theatre 2k3!*
pd Rydia: No wonder I can't get rid of all those pesky head invaders...I need better guards!!!!111oneoneincompetenceisreallymorefun