UltimateKoD: Awww, you never appreciate my jokes...
Ebil Dia: Puns are the work of Satin. Now go to your room young man and think about what you've done.
Ebil Dia: *shakes stick*
UltimateKoD: No! I'm all of 4 years old, and I won't be treated like a little kid anymore!
Ebil Dia: *crosses arms* Oh? Alright then. Go mow the lawn like a big boy.
UltimateKoD: NO! I WANNA EAT CAKE AND WATCH "SUPERFRIENDS!"
Ebil Dia: THAT'S NOT WHAT BIG BOYS DO. BIG BOYS MOW THE LAWN, TAKE OUT THE TRASH, WORK 9-5 AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT AND GIVE THEIR MOMS RENT.
UltimateKoD: NO THEY DON'T! THEY GET DRUNK ON MILLER, SCRATCH THEIR HAIRY BELLIES, GO TO TOGA PARTIES EVERY NIGHT, AND GO HOME TO USE THEIR PARENT'S WASHING MACHINE EVERY THURSDAY!
Ebil Dia: NOT IN THIS HOUSE YOUNG MAN!
UltimateKoD: FINE! I'LL BUY IT OFF YOU WITH MY EXORBITANTLY LARGE STUDENT LOAN!
Ebil Dia: OKAY! :D
UltimateKoD: ... I was lying. My student loan is 43 cents and a button. v_v
Ebil Dia: Well then you're just going to have to get a job. >:{
UltimateKoD: But what should I do? Are they asking for jobs at the Pentagon? Or maybe Nasa?
Ebil Dia: I think you need something more in your range of skills. Like McDonalds.
UltimateKoD: You're right! I do look good in a red wig, don't I?
Ebil Dia: ...yeah! :D