Him: Sllllllllllut.
Me: (Not yet Getting it) *Strumpet!*
He SLUT! *RAPES*
Me: (Now getting it) *::Dodges:: Come now, give me some worth staying still for.*

dragonclawsedw: Slut
Kirbjooie: hi
Kirbjooie: How goes?
dragonclawsedw: sadfssdfjkalf
Kirbjooie: I see.
Kirbjooie: Bad day, huh?
dragonclawsedw: You suck penis
Kirbjooie: Is that so.
dragonclawsedw: Would you like to fuck me?
dragonclawsedw: Hard and long.
Kirbjooie: Not particularly, but thank you for the offer!
dragonclawsedw: NOW
Kirbjooie: I'm sorry, I am entirely too busy at the moment.

him: Slut
me: ...er?
him: fuck me
me: ....um.
him: FUCK ME HARD
me: All right then. So, who is using this computer without the owner's permission?
dragonclawsedw has logged off
dragonclawsedw has logged off
me: Because, you know, you aren't very good at this game.
dragonclawsedw has logged off
me: You don't have anything to worry about from me. I just want to know when this account's owner gets back.
dragonclawsedw has logged off
me: So if you could let me know when she gets back, that would be great.
dragonclawsedw has logged off
dragonclawsedw has logged off
dragonclawsedw has logged off

Phil:  I got asked for cybersex a couple times by those assmonkeys. I told the imposters I was too tired, since I'd taken part in a 45-way in IRC earlier. They were apparently intimidated by my prowess and logged off. I was suspicious from the first, I knew something was wrong when I got a message from Kate, seeing as how KATE DOESN'T IM ME EVER. >.<;; BLEH. It was also pretty obvious when they started calling me 'fag.' Kate was always waaay more inventive than that with her verbal beatings. *reminisce* Good times.