teh Dia: Dear Shaun:
teh Dia: No stabbering Kentuckians. ={{{{
teh Dia: Love, Mother
teh Dia: P.S. -- Hamtaro is displeased
XStrike8: Dear Dia:
XStrike8: I apologize for stabbing Kentuckians. Is stabbing Ohioans allright? >:D >:D >:D
XStrike8: Ebil, Shaun.
DWsage007: DEAR DIA.
DWsage007: I AM LYING ON A DWAGON KILLER.
DWsage007: KILL HIM QUICKLY.
DWsage007: LOVE, DWAGON SAGE.
teh Dia: Dear Sage:
teh Dia: I do not kill my own children at others requests. Die now, k plz thx
teh Dia: Love, Dia
teh Dia: P.S. you don't have to die...yet. >_>
 
teh Dia: Dear Shaun:
teh Dia: Certainly. ^_^ Enjoy!
teh Dia: Love, Mother
Kain44: o_o
XStrike8: WHEE!!!
XStrike8: *STABBER STABBER!!!*
Kain44: Im scared...
DWsage007: Too....many....letters....
Kain44: *sits on kates head*
Kain44: The gaming system is against us isnt it?
XStrike8: Dear Dia:
XStrike8: THANKS, MOM!!!
XStrike8: Huggles and RAWRS, Shaun.
DWsage007: DEAR DIA.
DWsage007: I WAS TALKING ABOUT KEV BEING THE DWAGON KILLER.
DWsage007: KILL HIM SOON.
teh Dia: Dear Shaun:
teh Dia: No problem. ^-^
teh Dia: Love, Mom
Kain44: Dear me
Kain44: Im not a dwagon killer!
teh Dia: Dear Kev:
teh Dia: *letter explodes, taking him with it*
teh Dia: Stabbering, Dia
XStrike8: Mom writes the bestest letters. ^-^
DWsage007: Yep. With lots of pain.
Kain44: *reforms majin buu style* e_e
teh Dia: Dear Trev:
teh Dia: Sorry for the misunderstanding. ={{{
teh Dia: Sincerely, Diane
DWsage007: Dear Dia.
DWsage007: S'alright.
DWsage007: But you better kill him again, I think he thinks he's terminator or something.
DWsage007: Axes and swords, Sage.
XStrike8: Dear Trev:
XStrike8: Please put on the enclosed Earring
XStrike8: Stabbering, Shaun.
XStrike8: P.S. There Is No Spoon.
XStrike8: P.P.S. ...except the one in my closet
dragonclawsedw: *absorbed*
teh Dia: *vaguely reminded of a VERY old spam thread she made involving many letters*
Kain44: *abosrbs kate into himself or something like that*
Kain44: <_<
Kain44: Mwhhahha....
dragonclawsedw: x_x
teh Dia: Dear Kate:
teh Dia: How are ya, sis? How's the kids?
teh Dia: Love, Sis
teh Dia: PS -- inclosed is a box of Peanut butter. It was on sale in Sams! ^_^
AmanaOfTheSpoons: *hops around wildly*
Kain44: bsMwhahah.... <_<*
AmanaOfTheSpoons: o.o I gots new clothes and they make me happee.
Kain44: ....... <_< erm.....
Kain44: Mwha....... your super glompjin powers are now mine!
dragonclawsedw: Dear Diane:
dragonclawsedw: Been absorbed by a DBZ-like villain named Kev, kids are fine.
dragonclawsedw: Love, Sis
dragonclawsedw: PS: *dies*
dragonclawsedw: PPS: Send help in the form of saiyajins, save time to get them to power up before hand
teh Dia: Dear Shaun:
teh Dia: I have heard rumors of you keeping sex toys in your closet. If YOU're the one who stole my fuzzy handcuffs, I shall have to put you in time out. ={{{{
teh Dia: Love, Mom
XStrike8: Dear Diane:
XStrike8: Aww, Mom... but I LOVE the fuzzy handcuffs. They go great with my dragon print boxers.
XStrike8: Kinkiness, Shaun
XStrike8: P.S. I need more peanut butter, too.
teh Dia: Dear Shaun:
teh Dia: WHERE did you find dragon print boxers? I've been looking all over for them!
teh Dia: Love, Mom
teh Dia: PS -- you might not want to use those handcuffs after...erm...nevermind
Kain44: NOthing! not even the system can save you now!
Kain44: *zooms about all DBZ villian like*
DWsage007: *Baps Kev with a frying pan while he flies*
Kain44: *bapped and crashes* x_X
XStrike8: Dear Diane:
XStrike8: I found them online... in a shop that sells... EVIL THONGS FOR MEN. >.<;;; Hope you like em as much as I do. e.e
XStrike8: Gouging Out Eyes, Shaun
teh Dia: Dear Shaun:
teh Dia: Is that the same shop your aunt Amanda sent me? >_<
teh Dia: Disturbed, Mom
dragonclawsedw: Dear Diane:
dragonclawsedw: ....wait a minute, I don't have kids!
dragonclawsedw: Help now plzkthnx, Kate
XStrike8: Dear Diane:
XStrike8: Jes.
XStrike8: Disfigured, Shaun
teh Dia: Dear Shaun:
teh Dia: DOOM. ={{{ I say we gang up on her and Uncle Ken.
teh Dia: Mom
Kain44: *stands back up* Yarghh....
dragonclawsedw: IM: WAH! I need my philsysaiyajin to save me!
Kain44: *zooms about some more*
DWsage007: Dear Dia.
DWsage007: Can I help?
DWsage007: Sincerely, Trev.
XStrike8: Dear Kate:
XStrike8: Enclosed inside this letter are two Instant Saiyajins (just add water), and an inflatabard. I'm sure you know what to do with them.
XStrike8: STABBERING, Shaun.
XStrike8: P.S. Do not use Instant Saiyajins in light of full moon.
dragonclawsedw: Dear Shaun:
dragonclawsedw: Why did you send me Tano?
dragonclawsedw: Confused, Kate
XStrike8: Dear Kate:
XStrike8: I tried to get Sephy, but he was off stabbering Aeris. Hope to catch him later
XStrike8: Omnislash, Shaun
dragonclawsedw: *uses instant saiyajins inside of Kev*
AmanaOfTheSpoons: (o.o crazy people)
DWsage007: Dear Lex.
DWsage007: You expected non-crazy people? Go to another chat.
DWsage007: Stabbers, Sage
AmanaOfTheSpoons: dear sage:
AmanaOfTheSpoons: Amana likes your butt. :{{{ she says wink wink hi hi.
AmanaOfTheSpoons: happy wai wai, lex
XStrike8: (Instant Saiyajins. Packed with More Power THAN GOD! :D! or your money back!!!)
Kain44: *spits up kate and keeps the saiyajins* Powerr!.
dragonclawsedw: YAY! I'm free!
dragonclawsedw: *runs off and hides*'
DWsage007: ......
Kain44: *now has the power of 2 saiyajins in his tummy!*
DWsage007: DEAR LEX
DWsage007: IF YOU DO NOT KEEP AMANA AWAY FORM MY BUTT, I WILL HAVE TO RESORT TO STABBERS.
DWsage007: EXTREME STABBERS, SAGE
PriamNevhausten has entered the room.
PriamNevhausten: ASS.
teh Dia: Dear Priam:
teh Dia: I'm afraid you are now, as an Ohioan, open game to Shaun.
teh Dia: My apologies, Diane
XStrike8: Dear Lex:
XStrike8: I am returning the Spoon you gave me a while back. I feel that you might be able to make good and kinky use of it.
XStrike8: Love, Shaun.
XStrike8: P.S. Bend Minds Young One.
PriamNevhausten: Dear Shaun:
PriamNevhausten: What game is it?
PriamNevhausten: Curious in Cincy
XStrike8: Dear Priam:
XStrike8: I'm pleased that you're interested in my game. It goes something like this...
XStrike8: *STABBERS PRIAM*
XStrike8: Thank you for asking, though.
XStrike8: Evil Word Bastardy, Shaun.
Kain44: Dear letter writers:
Kain44: RAWRRRR!!
Kain44: Not yuffie, Kev.
DWsage007: Dear Kev=Yuffie
DWsage007: I know you like the outfit.
DWsage007: Stabbers, Sage.
PriamNevhausten: Dear Shaun:
PriamNevhausten: Ouch.
PriamNevhausten: Priam
AmanaOfTheSpoons: dear sage:
AmanaOfTheSpoons: o.o shaun just sent me a spoon. amana is dressed like a lusty pirate. she wants to make you YARR.
AmanaOfTheSpoons: paynus, lex
Kain44: Dear sage:
Kain44: *letter blows up in your face*
DWsage007: *Face is blown up*
dragonclawsedw: Dear Kev:
dragonclawsedw: YUFFIE
dragonclawsedw: Sincerely, Kate
AmanaOfTheSpoons: Dear shaun:
AmanaOfTheSpoons: thank you for the spoon. amana is happy happy now. :{{{ she is after sages bootie.
AmanaOfTheSpoons: esplodie, lex
Kain44: Dear kate:
Kain44: oVo DIE!
Kain44: Love, Kev.
DWsage007: DEAR AMANA
DWsage007: *LETTER BLOWS UP IN HIS/HER FACE, ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE CHAT*
DWsage007: ESPLODIES, SAGE
PriamNevhausten: Dear aaaaaaaauuuuughhhhhh....
PriamNevhausten: other knight reading letter: Who could he have been writing to? Maybe he died while writing it@!
PriamNevhausten: Other other knight: ooooooh!
PriamNevhausten: other knight: aaaaaaaaagh. At the back of the throat. aaaaaaaaagh.
PriamNevhausten: other other knight: no, ooh!--fear and alarm!
Kain44: *pops out of letter* RWAR!
dragonclawsedw: AHHH!
dragonclawsedw: *runs*
Kain44: *gives much chase*
Kain44: *gains on kate* eVe
dragonclawsedw: *hides*
AmanaOfTheSpoons: Dear sage:
AmanaOfTheSpoons: I like it kinky and with pain too.
AmanaOfTheSpoons: :) happy leather time, amana
PriamNevhausten: Dear Kain:
PriamNevhausten: *package contains an Edible Xyfale Baby*
PriamNevhausten: Signed, Priam
Kain44: *throws package at kates hiding place*
DWsage007: Dear Amana
DWsage007: I give up. Just no spoon, and don't come to me as a guy.
DWsage007: Stabbers, Sage.
DWsage007: P.S. This letter contains an extremely powerful drug that will activate as soon as you read it.
AmanaOfTheSpoons: Dear sage:
AmanaOfTheSpoons: does a dildo count?
AmanaOfTheSpoons: love xoxo, amana
PriamNevhausten: Dear postal service:
PriamNevhausten: We apologize for the inconvenience and sudden overload of utilization of your services.
PriamNevhausten: Best regards, Priam.
DWsage007: Dear Amana
DWsage007: Yes, a dildo counts.
DWsage007: And why aren't you drunk yet?
DWsage007: Stabbers, Sage
PriamNevhausten: *is SO not going to elaborate on that dildo thing*
Kain44: Dear Sage:
Kain44: Your game is powerless!
Kain44: spitful,kev
teh Dia: Dear Priam:
teh Dia: Aren't you glad you came in the middle of this? :]
teh Dia: Love, Dia
dragonclawsedw: *doesn't touch package*
teh Dia: Dear Kate:
teh Dia: What do you mean, you don't have kids? I have my neices right here. ={{{ They want their mommy.
teh Dia: Love and confused, Sis
teh Dia: P.S. -- I apologize for the lateness of my reply.
PriamNevhausten: Dear Dia:
PriamNevhausten: ...
PriamNevhausten: ...
PriamNevhausten: ...
PriamNevhausten: Signed, Priam
Kain44: *pounces at where he threw package*
DWsage007: Dear Kev
DWsage007: You will dress as Yuffie.
DWsage007: Stabbers, Sage
Kain44: Dear Sage:
Kain44: NO I WILL NOT
Kain44: Not yuffie, KEv.
Kain44: *pounces kate*
Kain44: ACHOO!
dragonclawsedw: Dear Diane:
dragonclawsedw: ...neices what neices---AHH TTYL
dragonclawsedw: love, Kate
PriamNevhausten: Dear Kev:
PriamNevhausten: Only Yuffies pounce Kates.
PriamNevhausten: Signed, Priam.
PriamNevhausten: P.S. and eat the damn baby already!
DWsage007: *WHOOSHES the Tifa outfit onto Kev*
DWsage007: *Which includes padding8
AmanaOfTheSpoons: Dear sage:
AmanaOfTheSpoons: holy #%$#$% i likea yer arsh ish perday and the world ish spinning oh look a donkey on teh celink.
AmanaOfTheSpoons: cheers, amana
PriamNevhausten: To Whom It May Concern:
PriamNevhausten: I have been investigating your company for about a year now, and your stock record really impresses me.
PriamNevhausten: I wish to learn more about ways to invest with you, and I look forward to being able to speak with you personally.
PriamNevhausten: Until that time, please accept this soken of my esteem.
PriamNevhausten: Which by the way is actually a TOKEN of my esteem.
PriamNevhausten: *snipes Kain*
PriamNevhausten: Officially,
PriamNevhausten: Priam