ReakoSomner: I once in middle school actually attempted to draw a "THE ADVENTURES OF POWER PRIEST AND BIBLE BOI" comic
ReakoSomner: *Batman theme music plays*
ReakoSomner: *BIFF*
ReakoSomner: *POW!*
ReakoSomner: *SMITE!*
ReakoSomner: *PREACH!*
Optimus Priam: kekekeke
ReakoSomner: Super Satan: Curses! I'll get you next time, Bible Boi!
l33tPenguinePimp has entered the room.
Optimus Priam: He's gone to Super Satan level 2! That's impossible!!!
ReakoSomner: This calls for some serious godmoding!
ReakoSomner: *kneels and prays*
Optimus Priam: .............
ReakoSomner: *God smites Super Satan*
Optimus Priam: *totally crucifies Reako for the horrible horrible horrible pun*
DWSage008: ......
ReakoSomner: *returns in 3 days*
DWSage008: *Totally helps Priam crucify Reako*
XStrike8: *also helps*
Optimus Priam: Ooh, this could be profitable.
Optimus Priam: *crucifies Reako repeatedly, generating a religious holiday precisely every 3 days*
Optimus Priam: Party days! Woo!
DWSage008: Indeed.
ReakoSomner: *and one of the days in which Bible Boi was gone, Super Satan comes and destroys the world*
SongstressEnlil: *::Priam gets a Loophole Emblem; +5 to Intelligence::*
ReakoSomner: *and no one stops him as they're all busy partying*
Optimus Priam: God dammit Super Satan, we were busy barbecuing!
SongstressEnlil: *::Gives Super Satan a Kebob::*
Ebil Dia has entered the room.
Optimus Priam: Dia!
ReakoSomner: now who will save exsistance?!
Ebil Dia: Priam!
Optimus Priam: Help us celebrate Easter number seventeen!
Ebil Dia: o.o kay?
DWSage008: *Gives Super Satan a drink*
Optimus Priam: Oh, you didn't get the memo? We now have at least two Easters a week.
SongstressEnlil: *Sometimes three*
DWSage008: Indeed.
Ebil Dia: Uh, cool.
Ebil Dia: Where's the eggs?
Ebil Dia: >.> <.<
DWSage008: Behind Super Satan.
Ebil Dia: And chocolate.
Optimus Priam: They're milking the chickens for them right now
ReakoSomner: *Bible Boi shrugs and just stays in Heaven this time*
J4deninj44: Chocolate?
Ebil Dia: Chocolate.
J4deninj44: Dude, Where?
Optimus Priam: UP YOUR ASS.
Ebil Dia: ...
Ebil Dia: Amanda, why did you put chocolate up your ass?
DWSage008: ......That is a really good question.
J4deninj44: I dunno. I could have sworn I had shit coming OUT of my ass.
Ebil Dia: Well, crap.
J4deninj44: Indeed.
Optimus Priam: *ba dum ching*
J4deninj44: And in so many ways.
DWSage008: .......
Ebil Dia: *shot* x.x
Fiddle Reject: 'Why did you put chocolate up your ass'
Fiddle Reject: My god
Fiddle Reject: I should never pay attention to this chat again