[08:46] Miyuki EX: *Pokes Mr. C!*
[08:47] ChristianCord: Hey, watch my baby.
[08:47] Miyuki EX: O_o
[08:47] ChristianCord: ...What?
[08:48] AIM T3chie: >_>
[08:48] AIM T3chie: Heya ChrC, wanna beer?
[08:48] ChristianCord: It's bad for children, right? *new to this*
[08:48] ChristianCord: I mean babies...
[08:48] AIM T3chie: ...bad for children? Do you discriminate against children with three fingers?!?
[08:48] AIM T3chie: You horrible person you!
[08:48] ChristianCord: >_>
[08:48] ChristianCord: Welll....
[08:48] ChristianCord: Err... Sorry... I guess...
[08:49] ChristianCord: I mean, it's not my fault, who are you to accuse me!?
[08:49] ChristianCord: *breaks down crying*
[08:49] AIM T3chie: *shakes stick at you!*
[08:49] AIM T3chie: ...
[08:49] AIM T3chie: shit. Here, have some pickles and ice cream instead...
[08:49] ChristianCord: YAY!
[08:49] ChristianCord: *eats pickles dipped in ice cream*
[08:49] ChristianCord: Mmmmm... :)
[08:50] AIM T3chie: ...bleh. o_o
[08:50] ChristianCord: What?
[08:51] AIM T3chie: ...nothing. ^_^;;
[08:51] AIM T3chie: So when are you due?
[08:51] ChristianCord: I dunno... Apparently it happened some days ago, Shan gave me a dollar and left somewhere...
[08:51] ChristianCord: Probably buying baby clothing. ^_^
[08:51] OMG Dirty: o.o rar.
[08:51] OMG Dirty: jazz: e.e i wanna bite the pregnancy god.
[08:52] OMG Dirty: and i know it's a god cos it's all mean.
[08:52] ChristianCord: Do you know where Madagascar is?
[08:52] ChristianCord: Is it some baby store or something?
[08:52] Miyuki EX: Needs to flee! Whaaa!
[08:52] *** Miyuki EX has left the chat.
[08:52] ChristianCord: Bye bye.
[08:52] AIM T3chie: ... *pat pat* So 9 months from now...so you don't know what sex the child is... o.o
[08:53] ChristianCord: Hmm... I dunno... I always wanted a girl. ^_^
[08:56] AIM T3chie: What would you name her? ^_^
[08:56] fdeth: Moon Unit?
[08:56] OMG Dirty: o.o space butler!
[08:56] fdeth: Wait, Frank Zappa already beat him to that one.
[08:56] ChristianCord: Ahh... Don't know yet... Guess it would be something like... Moon Un... What?
[08:56] OMG Dirty: *shakes fist*
[08:56] OMG Dirty: SPACE BUTLER.
[08:56] ChristianCord: Space Butler? For a girl?
[08:57] OMG Dirty: of course for a girl.
[08:57] fdeth: FUN FACT: Frank Zappa named his daughter "Moon Unit" and his son "Dweezel".
[08:57] fdeth: AND HE WAS APPARENTLY PERFECTLY SANE.
[08:57] ChristianCord: Wouldn't that get her teased in school?
[08:57] AIM T3chie: ...Frank Zappa?
[08:57] AIM T3chie: who?
[08:57] fdeth: Not when your father is a billionaire. o_o
[08:57] fdeth: Frank Zappa?
[08:57] ChristianCord: But I'm not a billionaire!
[08:57] ChristianCord: :(
[08:58] fdeth: *should send Dia some of his music, but doesn't have any mp3s*
[08:58] AIM T3chie: *hums* "I'm not aware of too many things..."
[08:58] ChristianCord: So... Any other suggestion for names?
[08:58] ChristianCord: I've been thinking Jessica, but I dunno, it sounds so plain. -_-'
[08:59] AIM T3chie: fact: Jessica is one of the most common names for girls. o.o At least it was a few years ago
[08:59] fdeth: *knows this guy named Jennifer*
[08:59] ChristianCord: A guy?
[08:59] AIM T3chie: wait no, that's Jennifer
[08:59] AIM T3chie: o_o
[08:59] OMG Dirty: jennifer it was.
[08:59] fdeth: A guy.
[08:59] OMG Dirty: i know ten jennifers.
[08:59] ChristianCord: How about Anne?
[08:59] AIM T3chie: my whole family has common names. Justin, Jason, Michael, Charles, Matt, Eric, Dan, Joey...
[09:00] ChristianCord: Celes Victoria? *has run out of normal names*
[09:00] AIM T3chie: Anne is good, Diane is better. ^_^
[09:00] ChristianCord: Okay, so I should name her Diane?
[09:00] ChristianCord: Or maybe Shan, after her mother.
[09:00] ChristianCord: ^_^
[09:00] AIM T3chie: Alexandria!
[09:00] ChristianCord: Alexandria? Isn't that a city?
[09:00] AIM T3chie: Alexandria Shan. ^_^
[09:00] ChristianCord: Heeey... That's not half-bad.
[09:00] AIM T3chie: it's the female form of Alexander goof. :P *shakes stick*
[09:00] ChristianCord: Alexandria Shan... ^_^
[09:01] ChristianCord: Alexandria Shan Cordeus...
[09:01] ChristianCord: Perhaps I should change my last name... -_-'
[09:01] fdeth: ...Allexandretta?
[09:01] OMG Dirty: o.o better than thomas lyle.
[09:01] fdeth: Shannon Alexandria Cordeus?
[09:01] fdeth: Sounds better that way.
[09:01] ChristianCord: That could work...
[09:01] fdeth: *nodnod*
[09:02] AIM T3chie: you could give her two middle names :D
[09:02] AIM T3chie: cuz four name names are wai
[09:02] ChristianCord: Yeah!
[09:02] ChristianCord: I could...
[09:02] ChristianCord: What'd her second middle name be?
[09:02] AIM T3chie: CLEETUS! =D
[09:02] ChristianCord: Jacob after me?
[09:02] ChristianCord: Cleetus?
[09:02] ChristianCord: That's not very female...
[09:02] AIM T3chie: or Leah
[09:02] ChristianCord: Hmm... Leah...
[09:02] AIM T3chie: *despite knowing two total bitches named Leah, likes that name*
[09:03] ChristianCord: Shannon Alexandria Leah Cordeus...
[09:03] ChristianCord: or Shannon Leah Alexandria Cordeus...
[09:03] fdeth: *is two thirds done sawing through the tang on this foil blade! :D !*
[09:03] ChristianCord: Yay! *hugs Fdeth, then slaps him for taking advantage of his weakened state*
[09:03] ChristianCord: *hormones at work*
[09:05] fdeth: ....
[09:10] ChristianCord: Anyway, Shannon Alexandria Leah Cordeus it is then. ^_^
[09:11] fdeth: ....woo.
[09:11] ChristianCord: You don't seem very enthusiastic... godfather -_-
[09:11] AIM T3chie: ...wait, who's the godmother?
[09:12] ChristianCord: You of course. ^_^
[09:12] ChristianCord: After all, you helped me with the name.
[09:12] AIM T3chie: ...o_O
[09:12] fdeth: *is a godfather*
[09:12] ChristianCord: And the godmodder is Bob.
[09:12] fdeth: *sets up an Italian crime syndicate, smokes a cigar* >_>
[09:12] ChristianCord: ^_^
[09:12] ChristianCord: khbl8ut cfä8åu
[09:12] AIM T3chie: ...I thought the purpose of a godparent was to like, agree to take care of the child if something were to happen to the parents, and to ensure that the child is raised in a Christian manner
[09:12] AIM T3chie: o_o
[09:12] ChristianCord: Someone hit my keyboard.
[09:12] AIM T3chie: err, receives a Christian upbringing and stuff
[09:13] ChristianCord: Christian? ^_^
[09:13] ChristianCord: You'd be perfect for it.
[09:13] AIM T3chie: ....
[09:13] AIM T3chie: omg no. o_o *sacrifices a goat to the god of never ending pestilence and disease*
[09:13] fdeth: HAHA! *is done sawing through the tang, and it only took two hours!*
[09:13] ChristianCord: I can just picture it, I'm being sent off to hell (again) and you and FDeth takes care of lil Shann
[09:13] ChristianCord: on
[09:14] fdeth: ....great. o_o
[09:14] ChristianCord: Teaching ALL there is to be a RPGWWer.
[09:14] fdeth: I just spent that time sawing through the tang, and then the ricasso doesn't fit in the bellgaurde. *goes to find a file*
[09:15] ChristianCord: o_o
[09:15] fdeth: FD'S RULE OF ASSEMBLING FENCING WEAPONS OUT OF INCORRECT PARTS: Make it fit!
[09:15] AIM T3chie: o_o
[09:15] AIM T3chie: ...Fd is a neglectful godfather. ;_;
[09:15] ChristianCord: Har haw!
[09:15] ChristianCord: I mean, baaaad FD.
[09:16] fdeth: Hey hey. Shannon'll know all about sword usage and maintanence. >.>
[09:16] ChristianCord: Yay!
[09:16] ChristianCord: ^_^ Then she can go out on an adventure when I'm in hell and you get slaughtered by pillaging goblins.
[09:17] ChristianCord: Then she'll meet a rebellious youthful man with a charming smile and the two will dislike eachother for many episodes until they finally fall in love and marry.
[09:17] ChristianCord: And I return from Hell and all becomes nice.
[09:17] ChristianCord: 648315,162
[09:17] AIM T3chie: ...kay this godparent shtick ain't for me. sorry
[09:17] ChristianCord: Stupid next-computer idiot.
[09:17] ChristianCord: What?
[09:17] AIM T3chie: >_>
[09:17] ChristianCord: Then I choose Jinx.
[09:17] AIM T3chie: ...........kay ^_^
[09:18] AIM T3chie: Texans make EXCELLENT godmothers I hear
[09:18] ChristianCord: I mean, what harm could a vampire do to my little baby?
[09:18] AIM T3chie: especially top-hat wearing ones
[09:18] ChristianCord: She'll know how to fence AND shoot.
[09:18] ChristianCord: ^_^
[09:18] ChristianCord: Do I hear an objection?
[09:18] ChristianCord: *cricket chirp*
[09:18] ChristianCord: Fine, it's decided. FDeth and Jinx it is!
[09:19] OMG Dirty: o.o i'm a eh?
[09:19] OMG Dirty: i'm a godmother?
[09:19] ChristianCord: Yup!
[09:19] OMG Dirty: >.> do i have to share birthing responsibilities?
[09:19] ChristianCord: Nope. ^_^
[09:19] OMG Dirty: or can i just spoil the damn thing?
[09:19] AIM T3chie: spoil! spoil!
[09:20] ChristianCord: I'm sure Shan'll return soon from...Madagascar or wherever she is.
[09:20] ChristianCord: You could tape it all. ^_^