UltraRube: I WILL START AN RP.
MEGAMOG911: !!!
MEGAMOG911: CAN I COME?
Faster Than Pain: ..::Runs in fear::
UltraRube: WE WILL CALL IT, THE QUEST FOR GREATER STABBING.
DWSage008: HOLY SHIT
DWSage008: THE WORLD IS ENDING.
UltraRube: FUCK, BOB CAN CO-GM.
Faster Than Pain: THE QUEST FOR GREATER STABBING HOLY SHIT!?
MEGAMOG911: I'LL BRING KNIFES THE DOG
UltraRube: THAT'S THE SEQUEL, SEAN.
DWSage008: THE WORLD IS GOING TO IMPLODE AND EXPLODE AT THE SAME TIME.
Faster Than Pain: omfgdljcg
UltraRube: OKAY, RP START:
UltraRube: YOU'RE IN A BAR.
THENinjaRabbi: Kate, should I start an RP?
UltraRube: OKAY, TALK NOW.
Faster Than Pain: ...::BREAKS A BOTTLE OVER BOB'S HEAD::
EbilRyuuzoku: Yesh
MEGAMOG911: HOT BIG BOOBED BARTENDER CHICK: HI EVERYONE
UltraRube: Feh, so our little RP isn't good enough for them, eh?
Faster Than Pain: HELLO RUBELLA.
DWSage008: ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE? CAUSE IF THERE ARE, I'M GONNA DO 'EM.
MEGAMOG911: They're a bunch of god damned twinks
Faster Than Pain: I WANT MY BOOTY HOT AND I WANT IT NOW
UltraRube: *rolls* ALL THE GIRLS HATE SAGE.
MEGAMOG911: who can't rp worth a damn :(
DWSage008: I'M STILL GONNA DO 'EM.
UltraRube: AND NOW THEY'RE ATTACKING! OMG.
MEGAMOG911: ALL THE GIRLS BECOME VIOLENT MILITANT LESBIANS
UltraRube: THERE ARE 1 BILLION EVIL LESBIANS.
Arch mage144: That's a lot.
UltraRube: ALL OF THEM HAVE GUNS THAT SHOOT BEES.
ONO ZEMYLA: Hold on, BRB.
ONO ZEMYLA has left the room.
DWSage008: ONO! I RUN LIKE HOLY FUCK.
EbilRyuuzoku: XD
UltraRube: THEY SHOOTS YOU! YOU ARE STINGERED TO DEATH.
MEGAMOG911: AND THEN YOU GET SENT TO HELL.
MEGAMOG911: AND YOU CANNOT BE RESSURECTED BECAUSE I HATE YOU.
UltraRube: IN HELL YOU MEET OMAR.
DWSage008: CAN I MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? :{
EbilRyuuzoku: AM I IN THE ROOM? I HAVE A KNIFE OF LESBIAN SLAYING +45
UltraRube: ONLY IF IT'S A CHICK.
DWSage008: OKAY.
Selene Starblade: .......
UltraRube: AND YOUR KNIFE WAS STOLEN.
UltraRube: BY A HOBBIT.
Selene Starblade: ::leaves::
Selene Starblade has left the room.
UltraRube: BOBBO THE GIANT HOBBIT.
EbilRyuuzoku: DAMN HOBITS
DWSage008: Non-Lesbian, half-orc chick:I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE.
T3chn0Namagomi: Ewwww.
UltraRube: HE'S LIKE, EIGHT FEET TALL, AND HE ALSO HAS A BEE GUN.
T3chn0Namagomi: OMG A BEE GUN?
UltraRube: OMG YES.
DWSage008: NLHOC:CAN I CAST MAGIC MISSILE?
UltraRube: NO.
TheGhastlyKnight: OOC: WHERE IS THE MOUNTAIN DEW?!
DWSage008: WHY NOT?
UltraRube: CHICKS CAN'T CAST SPELLS. DORK.
DWSage008: OH.
MEGAMOG911: FURTHERMORE, SAGE SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN COOKING
MEGAMOG911: KNIFES: *gives Sage a black eye*
DWSage008: CAN I JUST HIT BOBBO OVER THE HEAD AND ROB HIS CORPSE, THEN?
UltraRube: OR SEXXORING UP THE MEN.
DWSage008: Even better.
Faster Than Pain: ::HANDS OUT I'M GONNA PISS
DWSage008: *Picks up Knifes, throws him at Bobbo* KNIFESDOKEN!
Faster Than Pain: SHOULD I MAKE A PISS ROLL?
Faster Than Pain: ER
UltraRube: YES.
MEGAMOG911: KNIFES BOUNCES OFF BOBBO HARMLESSLY
Faster Than Pain: ...
MEGAMOG911: AND HITS SAGE IN THE FACE
UltraRube: EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ROLLED.
Faster Than Pain: ::Makes a piss check::
*OnlineHost*: Faster Than Pain rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
UltraRube: YOU FAIL.
UltraRube: YOUR KIDNEYS EXPLODE.
DWSage008: OOC:o _o;;; Oh dear god. We are so messed up.
Faster Than Pain: OMFG
Faster Than Pain: ::FALLS ON FLOOR::
Faster Than Pain: ::MAKES A FALL CHECK::
DWSage008: EXCEPT I AM QUALTAR THE HALF-ORC THIEF, NOT SAGE.
UltraRube: YOU FAIL.
*OnlineHost*: Faster Than Pain rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
UltraRube: YOU NOW FALL UP.,
Faster Than Pain: ::FALLS AGAINST GRAVITY::
UltraRube: INTO THE CEILING FAN.
Faster Than Pain: HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT
Faster Than Pain: OW
DWSage008: MAKE A PAIN CHECK
UltraRube: WHICH HAS LAWMOWER BLADES.
MEGAMOG911: I'M AFRAID "QUALTAR" HAS BEEN TOLD TWICE TO MAKE DINNER
DWSage008: I'M AFRAID QUALTAR IS GOING TO START PUTTING HEADS ON PIKES.
UltraRube: JUST SO LONG AS SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN.
MEGAMOG911: NOW I'M GOING TO ROLL TO SEE IF QUALTAR GETS LUNG CANCER
UltraRube: AND COOKING DINNER.
*OnlineHost*: MEGAMOG911 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
DWSage008: *Makes Bob under glass*
MEGAMOG911: SHE DOES
DWSage008: *Flambe Bob*
UltraRube: NOT ONLY THAT, SHE HAS SUPER CANCER.
UltraRube: WHICH KILLS IN SECONDS.
DWSage008: OMFG, SHUT UP YOU CAMPING FAGORTS. :{
MEGAMOG911: HER WHOLE BODY IS REDUCED TO CANCER
MEGAMOG911: AND SHE GOES TO HELL!
UltraRube: SHE IS NOW A CANCER MONSTER.
DWSage008: WAIT, I HAVE TO MAKE A HELL CHECK.
UltraRube: AND SHE ATTACKS THE PARTER.
MEGAMOG911: BUT HER SOUL IS STILL DAMNED TO HELL RIGHT?
UltraRube: *PARTY
*OnlineHost*: DWSage008 rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
UltraRube: SURE, WHATEVER.
MEGAMOG911: SWEET.
DWSage008: KAY, I ATTACK THE PARTY WITH MY +99999 PANTS OF HERO SLAYING.
UltraRube: THE CANCER MONSTER ATTACKS... WHO EVER ISN'T DEAD YET.
UltraRube: STFU, YOU TURNED INTO A MONSTER.
UltraRube: YOU CAN'T CONTROL MONSTERS.
MEGAMOG911: DUCKY DIES
MEGAMOG911: SO DOES LDC
DWSage008: I'M STILL ATTACKING WITH MY +99999 PANTS OF HERO SLAYING.
EbilRyuuzoku: DAMN
UltraRube: FINE. YOU MAKE A CRITICAL FUMBLE AND DIE. AGAIN.
MEGAMOG911: THIS TIME YOU GO TO SUPER HELL.
MEGAMOG911: WHERE DUAL-HITLER LIVES.
UltraRube: AND CYBER STALIN
MEGAMOG911: AND YOU'RE FORCED TO LISTEN TO PENISDRAGON FOR ALL ETERNITY.
SenseiBakuryu has left the room.
DWSage008: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
UltraRube: WHILE ON FIRE.
UltraRube: SUPER FIRE.
DWSage008: FORTUNATELY, THAT'S JUST QUALTAR.
Faster Than Pain: NO
DWSage008: SAGE STAYS SAFE IN REALITY! :D
Faster Than Pain: BECAUSE YOU'RE SO INTYO THE GAME
AZNShadow77 has entered the room.
Faster Than Pain: YOU GO TOO
DWSage008: Nope. I can log out. *Does so*
UltraRube: NO, THIS IS YOU. YOUR CHARCTER DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
MEGAMOG911: NOW SAGE IS LOCKED IN AN AIRTIGHT ROOM
AZNShadow77: *Lurks*
DWSage008: <_< Can I take Bob with me?
MEGAMOG911: NO.
MEGAMOG911: YOU'RE IN AN AIRTIGHT ROOM
DWSage008: I want to spread some pain before I go to hell.
MEGAMOG911: WITH PENISDRAGON AND FURRY PR0N.
MEGAMOG911: AND YOU DROWN.
DWSage008: ........
MEGAMOG911: IN...
MEGAMOG911: EW JUST EW
DWSage008: *Chokes PND to death before that happens*
MEGAMOG911: EXCEPT HE'S IMMORTAL
MEGAMOG911: AND INVINCIBLE
MEGAMOG911: AND YOU DIE
pd Rydia has left the room.
Faster Than Pain: ...::Claps::
DWSage008: Damn.
Faster Than Pain: You just killed Dia.
UltraRube: OKAY, RP OVER.
DWSage008: *Blasts his damn way out of the room*
MEGAMOG911: RP OVER, EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT FOR UH... LIMPY
UltraRube: YOU ALL LOSE FIFTY EXP FOR POOR RPING.
MEGAMOG911: AND YOU GET STABBED.
MEGAMOG911: WITH A GUN.
Faster Than Pain: YAYERING
DWSage008: Rube loses his wallet for poor RPing. :{
UltraRube: YOU MUST ALSO GIVE ME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD.
DWSage008: Rube then loses his car for poor GMing.
MEGAMOG911: AND YOU MUST GIVE ME YOUR SISTERS.
MEGAMOG911: FAILING THAT
DWSage008: NEVER SHALL I GIVE SIS TO YOU.
MEGAMOG911: I ALSO ACCEPT COUSINS THAT ARE OF AGE.
DWSage008: Kay.
DWSage008: *Gives Bob his male cousin*
MEGAMOG911: FEMALE COUSINS
UltraRube: ...just what are you planning on doing with yours?
UltraRube: I was planning on using them as slave labor.
MEGAMOG911: SAGE LOSES 500XP AND HIS LEFT TESTICLE.
Faster Than Pain: WHAT DO I LOSE?
MEGAMOG911: Human sacrafices to my dark god.
MEGAMOG911: Duh
UltraRube: Your god is a perv.
MEGAMOG911: YOU LOOSE YOUR LEFT EYE.
MEGAMOG911: Yeah, my god is a perv.
Faster Than Pain: ::Looses his left eye::
MEGAMOG911: But he invented boobies.
UltraRube: No he didn't.
UltimateKoD has entered the room.
UltraRube: He just told you that to get you in bed.
Faster Than Pain: ...
Faster Than Pain: OMG BOB
MEGAMOG911: ......What? No.
Faster Than Pain: By the way.
Faster Than Pain: Charles?
MEGAMOG911: That's how he sucked KoD :{
MEGAMOG911: He told me that so I would wash his car :{
UltimateKoD: Yes?
UltraRube: Uh huh. I'm sure that's all you did.
Faster Than Pain: What did you see when you entered the room?
MEGAMOG911: I WAS WEARING PANTS WHILE WASHING HIS CAR DAMMIT.
UltraRube: Uh huh. I'm sure.
Faster Than Pain: DRY HUMPING STILL MAKES YOU GHEY
UltimateKoD: ... a great one liner...
MEGAMOG911: Anyway
MEGAMOG911: I'm posting this "rp"
UltraRube: Uh huh. I'm sure you are.
Faster Than Pain: THREE GUESSES WHY BOB LIKES SUMO WRESTLING
MEGAMOG911: But I don't.
MEGAMOG911: I think it's homo-erotic :{
MEGAMOG911: Sorta like pro-wrestling...
MEGAMOG911: And Women's soccer...
Faster Than Pain: Yeah.
Faster Than Pain: Don't get me started on the caber toss.