FDeth: ...you ass addict, you.
EKDS5k: go me
FDeth: How easy is it to get ahold of ass these days?
EKDS5k: not very, lemme tell you
FDeth: Ah. Cops cracking down on ass distribution?
EKDS5k: yeah
FDeth: Wow...that must have quadrupled the price of ass.
EKDS5k: more than that, man
FDeth: More than that?
EKDS5k: *nods*
FDeth: So are you just spending more, or are you trying to get off the ass?
EKDS5k: I'm trying to get off the habit. admitting I have a problem is the first step to breaking it
FDeth: Hm. Cold turkey? What are the withdrawel symptoms of ass?
EKDS5k: I said trying. Not succeeding
FDeth: ...aha. I guess that means that you're still getting the usual amount...
EKDS5k: yeah
EKDS5k: I've been trying to cut back, but it's not easy...
FDeth: That ass is just too appealing, eh?
EKDS5k: I love the ass