HoIy Knight Sean: Oh I like this dong UltimateKoD: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! PocketDragonDia: It's like the Lesbian Game, but with a penis! ^_^ HoIy Knight Sean: The TF is mad at me for raping her. UltimateKoD: You can do Phil later... PocketDragonDia: Those WERE skanks, right? PocketDragonDia: Genital Herpes! Estyn DFei: GENITAL HERPES! MightyRikimaru: ::takes off zig:: I'm too sexy for my zig, too sexy for this base... Rikkuo: I FINALLY GOT UNSTUCK. HoIy Knight Sean: Damn....the TF is horny or something PocketDragonDia: I think the TF raped YOU, Sean... HoIy Knight Sean: Doggie style UltimateKoD: YEAH! STRAIT JACKET! I WANT ONE! PocketDragonDia: :-D I felt like saying YAAAAAAAARG DogshamanPhil: Let's say it again! Genital Herpes! RobT0ny: I CAN FEEL IT GROWING! SuppinGreatDave: I used to nibble it too. UltimateKoD: Ah... she's a natural born nibbler! UltimateKoD: I can barely do that either, man... Molokidan (in ref to Rob): ok private room we goooooo! PocketDragonDia: ChattyChat Chat01 is for sanity End790: Rydia, to imagine you in everyday society.. *spasms from the shock* Shinigori: oh no, the most obscure weezer song is "Im dumb, shes a lesbian" smartzvn85: it screams "I'M LOOKING AT YOU" Arch mage144: Bring your bagaga, baby! smartzvn85: i said suck it with his mouth smartzvn85: u know u want it... End790: Dieeeeeeeee!!!!!!! *smacks Arch Mage with the popsicle stick.. of DOOM!* End790: Dia, no, four, four! @_o UltimateKoD: Blue balls make you relax? UltimateKoD: Please don't be posssessed! MightyRikimaru: Heh. Manlyhuggling. KnightsofSquare: State that you'd love to come, but the fairies can't spare you, even for a moment! HoIy Knight Sean: They said it was very fun UltimateKoD: Mmmm... purple monkey dishwater... UltimateKoD: STEINER IN A THONG! UltimateKoD: Dia gets... off... of implicit differentiation? Arch mage144: I take off everything for great justice! KnightsofSquare: Zig, which spelled backwards is "GIZ" which is the acronym for Global Intelligence Zebras, which is a branch of the Herbivorous Alliance, which is trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! UltraRube: only I will be: Ryube! NeoPhoenixTE1: tantacle beats? NeoPhoenixTE1: :goes lurkies again to save Doma's tentacles: HoIy Knight Sean: ...bend over... UltraRube: he is the true king of no pants! HoIy Knight Sean: But I don't think Satan shows his ass off that much UltraRube: I do not have boobies! HoIy Knight Sean: Ooh, I can feel head. Jak Snide: Inferno rocks my socks HoIy Knight Sean: ftp is being naughty UltimateKoD: A sexy... rar? UltraRube: did she swollow? PocketDragonDia: that sacramental wine is strong stuff PocketDragonDia: Dave's trying to seduce me with his sexy rar. UltraRube: and for gods sake, wear clean under pants! UltimateKoD: I used to be the chatroom stud! HoIy Knight Sean: You gotta take off your spurs to ride me, you know HoIy Knight Sean: If you want me to stop, just yell out a whoa J4deninj44: Fine, if you want to do it freestyle then go ahead. LovelyJester: *spoinks phil* HoIy Knight Sean: You can just feel the hormones in this room. UltimateKoD: ... that's a real crotch grabber of a song... SuppinGreatDave: "See a doctor before equipping any magical item or changing your diet" M0bius 1: Well if I can't be active, I can at least be naked. PocketDragonDia: want me to take it off? pocketdragon Dia: I am NOT lactating! HoIy Knight Sean: ::Dilates:: ultimate K o D: Hey there, talking dong... Arch mage144: I enjoy showing off my chest. SuppinGreatDave: Yes she is. She's pimping us all... :-\ J4deninj44: I Ikkied 4 or 5 times J4deninj44: insanity = wtf raised to the x power pd Rydia: Genetical herpes! UltimateKoD: Hey Dia... want some? Seanousuke: LET'S ALL RUN FREE, NAKED, AND DRUNK! UltimateKoD: Naked cartwheels are just so FREEING! pd Rydia: you're eating like a pregnanat woman, Doma >:D UltimateKoD: I got this lotion stuff that'll make yer feel all nice and ... luvable Arch mage144: I will....shave Shini's ass! LovelyJester: "seppuku? whazzat death by anal sex?" Shinigori: ...dammit, gimme my pants Arch mage144: Through the power of booze, I have become Archmage, the pantless wonder! Shinigori: *slaps Jester with a bigass sword* Shinigori: *goes Hyper Poster level 6, complete with golden ass hair* Bua ha ha ha ha! Gimme my pants or face the wrath of the hairy ass! LovelyJester: no way jose. pants are meant for peanut buttery goodness. Sol Goodguy: Show em off LovelyJester: *slaps incest is best sticker on shini's ass* LovelyJester: <-----------has had her icecream so she's hormonal. DogshamanPhil: Woo! *bends over* LovelyJester: my brain is as clean and fresh as a lily. Seanousuke: Hmm...Delta Burke goodness. Shinigori: is THIS the lesbian game? UltimateKoD: Well if you want to eat him... you'll have to eat me too! pd Rydia: GIMME! *grabs at chicken* Shinigori: *blasts Springer with Tek-missile* DIE!!!!! YOU SLEPT WITH MY TRANSEXUAL LESBIAN WIFES DAUGHTERS BROTHERS GIRLFRIENDS DAD Arch mage144: Earthlink ate me. Arch mage144: Hmm. Dia's updating KoD's ass.... UltimateKoD: I don't like that word when referring to my buttcheeks... SuppinGreatDave: Needed whipped cream too Arch mage144: CREAMY VISIONS? WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?!?! Arch mage144: Dildos, unfortunately, do not excite me much... Arch mage144: I want nothing to do with anything that might involve a dildo. Arch mage144: Hey! I want to be groomed! Arch mage144: *summons up Jello Tentacle Monsters* LovelyJester: Jello tentacle monster! how wiggly! J4deninj44: *jumps out of jello* This is so....wrong. Shinigori: what if we do it together, Dia? Arch mage144: And if no one else will eat this, I will. LovelyJester: am's bagaga is on the lose! LovelyJester: can't you tame that monkey boy?! Arch mage144: AUGH! You don't fit in my pocket!!! Arch mage144: You want to see me....sparkle? Shinigori: monkeys are good for going in the back door LovelyJester: i'll behave. Arch mage144: "I wanna show Shini my bagaga so bad!" Shinigori: ...be in it, not pee in it KnightsofSquare: I love Thanksgiving...no better time for consuming the FLESH OF THE INNOCENT!!!! pd Rydia: Kuja has a sexy tail, doesn't he, LJ? >_> Shinigori: Bend over, Dia! time to be original about being a villian! SuppinGreatDave: *turns Chrono Cross to rawhide and gives to Dia* Choark: OH (mines bigger) Arch mage144: It's hanging again. Arch mage144: It gets stuck O_o UltimateKoD: *goes to find moaner* Seanousuke: Oh well, I'm a lesbian anyway Arch mage144: Have fun with "the monumental arse" XStrike8: You will burn your pants and swear allegiance to the almighty tilde. Arch mage144: I can't believe you called me Archy Baby. Sol Goodguy: Hey AM. Looked over my thing yet? Arch mage144: I don't have to take any shit from him. I am the GM. UltimateKoD: Don't sweat it. We'll do it later. UltimateKoD: And mutual crotch avoidance... Estyn DFei: It's not a fetish! Estyn DFei: We. My ass has never felt cleaner. Shinigori: i just poked the sheets with a sword Arch mage144: Real love is when she gets out the rawhide. LovelyJester: *becomes leather bound goddess of purity* Arch mage144: I don't like being referred to by using my penis as a locating preposition... Choark: baboon, gotta love that ass... what am i saying? UltimateKoD: I'd give you a place in my court if you didn't hate being tied down. Arch mage144: Bad dog! No pissies on AM no! LovelyJester: Twirl twirl rotate grab! THRUST! UltimateKoD: You just don't grab a woman's breast without asking! Arch mage144: *thinks about how awkward it would be to ask "Can I grab your breast?"* LovelyJester: little man you take, in burrito you do roll. his feet ignite you do. in your mouth and breathe is next. a yoda blunt did make you. LovelyJester: I vote for death by YAOI! but that's my taste........ Estyn DFei: Careful though, he enjoys it when women ride him. UltraRube: ...and the- CHIRST, HES HUMPING MY LEG! Arch mage144: I decided to just blow the hell outta him... LovelyJester: the penis is down there for a reason, so you don't have to look at it and start laughing during sex. Estyn DFei: Heh...notice though, I'm not touching it this time. End790: oo Why? :p Is this part of your no-pants conspiracy? End790: Honestly, tho.. no pants? Have you seen people without pants? It can be scary sometimes.. Shinigori: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!! dragonclawsedw: *spits him out* Choark: I suck, but in a good way... Choark: I want a herum!! Of little girls all dressed up in chocolate ice cream!! LovelyJester: he abused me..................... with a spork. LovelyJester: if i were a man, i'd be a very very very gay man UltraRube: Holy testicle tuesdays.... This is one big chat. PDRydia: Saxaphone: I did not have sexual relations with this woman! dragonclawsedw: Size doesn't matter!!! J4deninj44: *goes over to Dia, dips her, and plants a hardcore kiss on her* Arch mage144: But I don't have you fingered as the type that'd be into sex with yarn. J4deninj44: Gah! Thinking with a penis is hard shit! KnightsofSquare: I haven't been going around feeling cervixes recently. LovelyJester: MY DEAR PHALLIC FRIEND! Excaliburned: And seeing as it's off. *grabs Dave's Ass* Excaliburned: *puts Dave's ass in THE BAG* Excaliburned: *grabs Dia's ass too* Choark: <-- getting excited KnightsofSquare: I'm not up to playing a lesbian... Shinigori: I go to the same school Loreina Bobbet went to!! LovelyJester: even my grandmother's left butt cheek could do it. Arch mage144: DON'T SET THE PREGNANT PEOPLES ON FIRE!!!! Arch mage144: It's not fair being a pregnant male, Eh? T3chn0Namagomi: Can I do it with the plasma cannon? DDR Rage: I'll just say this...That musta been a hell of an abduction. T3chn0Namagomi: Zerogori's angry at me for having a LDC bromide FFFan80: -_- Zzzzzz No Phil Zzzzzz No more lube cream tonight Zzzzzzz Arch mage144: *puts away the whipped cream and bananas* UltimateKoD: (... it's harder than you think...) DDR Rage: Dammit, I want some LovelyJester: that's the last time you play with my tongue! Arch mage144: Watching that TM give birth was the highlight of my life! Arch mage144: Hey, Sean? You up for Yaoifest 2001? DogshamanPhil: I like that dong. Arch mage144: You're going to feel me up, Charles? PDRydia: >.< I never want to have a penis again! Arch mage144: TOUCH MY NIPPLES! T3chn0Namagomi: I'm leaving. Goodbye, and stop breaking the laws of physics for God's sake. DDR Rage: So many men...so little time Shinigori: strap in, its gonna be a wild ride! Shinigori: You get to take a turn on Shinis love coaster! XStrike8: Anyone need a Tentacle Monster to make things EXTRA SPECIAL?!? Jak Snide: Touch it. It's highly amusing Arch mage144: I was not smoking weed while delivering a baby! Shinigori: been waiting to whipe my ass Choark: he just wants to be hard Choark: *hard cause jinx is on his lap* FDeth: And they have wild monkey sex! Chaos Statue: how about The Ejaculator? lDarkwolfl: Long tounges are quite handy. LovelyJester: i've been licked?! UltimateKoD: Do it! Do it! Arch mage144: I woke up at 9 and went "ooh!" Arch mage144: Happy but my mouth feels nasty Arch mage144: I sound like I just gave someone a blow job v_v;;; AshFanrico: *steals AM's dice* Arch mage144: In fact, I'm rather attached to my penis. Arch mage144: You have to get this airflow equilibrium, or your testicles stick to your thigh! Arch mage144: You're going to basically go through female puberty! Except...that you'll lose your penis... pdRydia: *gives Jak a survival kit of chocolate, Midol, and tampons* J4deninj44: Excuse me, sir, I'm going to have to audit your testicles. Arch mage144: Testicle auditing? Arch mage144: Being penetrated like that ruins you for life! DaenjrT: *bites off Archmages head* DaenjrT: I'm bored. Care for a quickie? Arch mage144: He just was looking for a quick fuck for a quick buck! Daien01: Fuck to the Rhythm baby pdRydia: Oooo, Daien is a perv? Yay! Arch mage144: I have discovered that I'm actually quite a masochist o.o Arch mage144: You should see the things I eat! UltimateKoD: Ah... nothing like facking to make you feel freed... dragonclawsedw: do it hard dragonclawsedw: The word of the day is legs so lets go and spred the word UltimateKoD: I've got lubricants! DDR Rage: No...but us guys are flaming enough to show you the true meaning of Rear Admiral ~.^ DogshamanPhil: I TOOK JOP 3013, STUDY OF ABNORMAL JOPPLES! Arch mage144: NECROPHILIA! pdRydia: LOVE, PEACE, AND KINKINESS FOR ALL!fs KnightsofSquare: Yeah, stroke it, KOD! Smartzvn85: I wanted to say "hot monkey sex" but... UltimateKoD: *talks to Vince's bagaga* you know, you really need to stop letting him thwack people. you're incharge of him, so take command! Smartzvn85: Why are you talking to my penis? pdRydia: now Bahamut...that's a fine piece of dragon ass...^_____^ Arch mage144: I AM NOT RPING A HOMOSEXUAL! Arch mage144: Uh...I can't play a lesbian, either. Arch mage144: (Maybe she's...sharing...some....OK. I will NOT be perverted.) FFFan80: and Cloud put his [Spoiler] in Tifa's [Spoiler]? UltimateKoD: I love you all! Stop dating fish! Goodbye! *huggles all* Arch mage144: So what if I have a thing for your large trout? LovelyJester: on the whole. the penis is a very funny thing. asses just tent to scare me. mainly because of western wear. western wear ruins a good ass. Arch mage144: I didn't give him the anal sex UltimateKoD: My digital clock is boned up the butt. pdRydia: I need to do more phone sex. o.o UltimateKoD: I plan to lick something soon. Arch mage144: Nah, we can fuck him together. pdRydia: >_> I'm not getting sloppy seconds... Arch mage144: I'm taking the position of rear admiral! UltimateKoD: Just give it up and suck already! Arch mage144: Doma, you suck too much as it is. pdRydia: Oooh, me too, AM! I mean, that one is sooo fuckable! UltimateKoD: BEAT ME WITH A STICK MOMMY! UltimateKoD: Lick lick lick! UltimateKoD: YOU TASTE LIKE WOOD AND BUGS! FFFan80: DID I HEAR YAOI!!!??? ^_^ Ryuugami: Angel wings will make you just that much more fuckable XStrike8: When you have something large and wooden shoved so far up your ass, you pretty much CAN'T HELP it. DogshamanPhil: >_> You don't mean that...you only want me for my bagaga. LovelyJester: *begins to converse with kod's bagaga* LovelyJester: wow.........you're wangs a genius! Nekojin SCV: hey.. if you don't do it for a few thousand years.. doesn't that make you a virgin.. again? DogshamanPhil: Please stop molesting the scanner. DogshamanPhil: So now I'm fuckable? UltimateKoD: ....... Jinx, stop talking with my cock. LovelyJester: *adds to her list of bagaga buddies* Arch mage144: Dude, that hole's WAY too small!!! J4deninj44: AM I'll only have sex with you if you have my baby DogshamanPhil: I'm already bearing Weird Al Yankovic's kids! pdRydia: I'm still carrying Amanda's child *holds tummy* J4deninj44: I don't even know how to have seeeeex! *bawls* DogshamanPhil: Tampons: The gift that keeps on giving. Arch mage144: Shall I take the position of Rear Admiral? DogshamanPhil: You have permission to come aboard! KnightsofSquare: Amaze your friends! Suprise your enemies! Get your free and painless sex change today! J4deninj44: *suck suck suck suck* -.- KnightsofSquare: I never want to be milked again... pdRydia: Is anyone here lactating, perchance? pdRydia: everyone loves leather ^.~ Shinigori: *detonates all toilet-dick substitutes with an atomic device* Shinigoi: but...I lick turtles a lot! They are cool! Nekojin SCV: You do realise, you DON'T get high of licking turtles.. FFFan80: O.O LOOK! Oni just came out of the closet!!! Oni Sorasousha: *leaks* o_o() chikinman500: *grabs Oni* Arch mage144: Y'know, I think Phil and I should stop discussing jello. DogshamanPhil: GREAT SHIT! IT'S GOING TO RAIN ROOT BEER TOMORROW! Arch mage144: What if you gave live birth to an egg? FFFan80: *Not even gonna TOUCH that one* Nekojin SCV: *moans slightly, doing it once again* DogshamanPhil: Amanda, don't take this the wrong way, but you're an excellent succubus. DogshamanPhil: WE ARE THE LEMON BANANA SQUAD! FEAR OUR NIPPLES! PortableVulture: Eeek! My orifices!! PortableVulture: Hey under hot chats there's a lesbian chat! who want's to go and pretend to be lesbians!?!?!? Smartzvn85: well, arent guys like lesbians? PortableVulture: I'm a male lesbian! PortableVulture: TESICLES! PortableVulture: is 'Ribbed for her pleasure' a flavour? Arch mage144: *imagines frozen bagaga pops* PortableVulture: TRALALALA!! I have magical girl powers! PortableVulture: I wanna hear about Smartz's bum! FFFan80: >_> Could you... NOT eat me... Xv Aur0n: Uh DM, that wasn't my hand... DogshamanPhil: Yeah, tampons are always a good bet J4deninj44: ... .... *files a 104K on Sean's testicles* ...You get $5 tax return for thos. T3chn0Namagomi: He shot me in MY ass! T3chn0Namagomi: You know how long it takes for an ass-shot to heal? Arch mage144: Astral orgasm! AZNShadow77: *removes his pants and put on a ribbon* There. Choark: .. it hurts if ya suck pdRydia: bye *hugglesass* JaededAngel: *giggles drunkenly and molests smartz's arm* Arch mage144: ...*notes arm molestation* o.O Yeah...be happy. Smartzvn85: *lets Jazz molest his arm* Xv Aur0n: ::Starts groping Vulture's pan:: PortableVulture: Ohh my god! your raping an underage pan! Xv Aur0n: That's the hardest pan I've ever laid my fingers on. Nekojin SCV: I'll never wash the dishs the same way again FFFan80: I don't want to be another mistake with you... Xv Aur0n: Oh how fruitful we are. JaededAngel: and the fry. you gotta french the fry J4deninj44: I could like to be dominated. J4deninj44: You want me to dominate you? DogshamanPhil: *huggles Sirvix* I wub you, soul-sucking warrior woman. Take me. pdRydia: not after kissing ukranian ass DogshamanPhil: I don't feel complete without a little ukranian ass in the morning! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF ANYMORE! pdRydia: my exact words: "What is it with me and phallic symbols?" Arch mage144: So you just like sticking long, pointy things in your mouth? DogshamanPhil: If sucking on phallic symbols is wrong, I don't wanna be right! ^__^ pdRydia: Yes, Brian, I like sucking on long slender objects o.o DogshamanPhil: I like to put several in my mouth at once! J4deninj44: She likes em thin...easier to suck. DogshamanPhil: My mouth isn't that big! J4deninj44: Let's just stop this tomfoolery and say "Penis". pdRydia: penises are furry and smelly? J4deninj44: A guys crotch is not summer fresh. J4deninj44: Penises are ferrets without legs. pdRydia: o-o;; IM: "hardcore"? Xv Aur0n: Boys boys, be my boy...I wanna feel your body... LovelyJester: in that case do you make love to your sandwiches? J4deninj44: Sex toys are fun for the whole family Arch mage144: 7-11 Sex toy emporium! J4deninj44: I don't really want to have threesome! J4deninj44: I'm in penis mode dragonclawsedw: PENIS MODE! Arch mage144: Hey, having a penis isn't all that bad. Arch mage144: You aren't having a threesome! dragonclawsedw: I...moaned in front of everyone.... Arch mage144: There's good moaning, and bad moaning. Arch mage144: Hey, there's nothing wrong with free love. J4deninj44: I want some more *giggles* Xv Aur0n: No I'm the type that eats a donut after sex. dragonclawsedw: For a moment I thought that said Anal sex of Doma... Arch mage144: Still enjoying it, Sirvix? J4deninj44: o.o I'm wearing them...THEY ARE NOT ANAL BEADS!!! J4deninj44: How ever I do not want strong vaginal muscles Arch mage144: Your call. You know your vagina better than I do. J4deninj44: Unlike tampons penises don't have safety strings J4deninj44: *nods* Can I have more, Hakaril? Nekojin SCV: *forces AM onto the Table and proceeds to do his work* PortableVulture: Eww now my pants are sticky Arch mage144: I AM NOT TURNED ON BY HEXADECIMAL! Arch mage144: Dia, control the urges! Nekojin SCV: you know.. the um.. urges VampireJazz: i'm..........i'm............I HATE STIRRUPS! Arch mage144: Hand, and you grope people with your hands....yeah... DDR Rage: I missed a kinky RP? UltimateKoD: *blinded by the nipples* /// AZNShadow77: If Bananas have Potassium, why don't they explode when you bite em? Is it because of a low concentration? /// dragonclawsedw: Exploding bananas... /// pdRydia: exploding bagagas! /// AshFanrico: bad Dia! /// VampireJazz: BAGAGA BAANNNNNNNG! /// VampireJazz: my poor phallic friend! /// dragonclawsedw: Or as Nak would put it.... /// dragonclawsedw: Bagaga go ESPLODIE! Nekojin SCV: *slurrp slurrp* best thing i put in my mouth! *slurps* dragonclawsedw: It's the exploding penis quote exhibition! DDR Rage: Or in this case, all your ass are belong to us. T3chn0Namagomi: I missed you, gun...*huggles the gun* pdRydia: <_< I'm so jealous of your bagaga, AM Arch mage144: You mean to tell me you've never wanted to kill your father and bang your mother? dragonclawsedw: I got a penis bopping himself on my head.. J4deninj44: AM, you have a Big Bad Bagaga...I think you should spank it. FFFan80: *falls off her lap* dragonclawsedw: Gah! Not the penis kiss of death! Arch mage144: Can't find your penis, SCV? Nekojin SCV: *checks pants* .. *cries* i'm so happy.. PortableVulture: Gimme his penis! I WANT TO BRING IT TO LIFE!!! ZOMBIE PENIS!!!!!! T3chn0Namagomi: I'm not a whore! PortableVulture: WOW! I knew you where sexually repressed Ash but 'ripping' a doll...wow! PortableVulture: wo! phaillic imagery Arch mage144: Never sex change during intercourse! Arch mage144: Tab A goes into slot B, not Tab A to Tab A! RedSeph: I want my sword back. Arch mage144: You're the one that grabbed my breasts! DDR Rage: ::Dances around, being testically induced by the fish:: Arch mage144: I mean, jeeze, who gets turned on by a fish in their pants Smartzvn85: why did you leave me jackin' off in the RP Xv Aur0n: They're conjugating explicit verbs dragonclawsedw: Ah, another night, another new bed required... pdRydia: --Phil has been impregnated 3 times-- Daien01: ... size does not matter /// PortableVulture: WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM!?!?!? /// pdryDia: o_o Well, mommy and daddy go off into the bedroom to make lots of noise, but mommy isn't a mommy,she's really a daddy, so it's daddy and daddy going off to make lots of noise and make flaming gerbils, but if the gerbils aren't biting them they have to order the babies from Sears /// PortableVulture: And knowing is half the battle... ChronoCatfish: I found some sanity around here, but it turned out to be a lobster. Xv Aur0n: Shit is a mystery to me. I know a lot about toenails though. KnightsofSquare: *dances the ARGH I'M BEING ATTACKED BY AN AMOROUS RABID WOLVERINE* Arch mage144: *poking around in other places* Arch mage144: Whipped professionally! dragonclawsedw: Whip it good AM! pd Rydia: *gives everyone honorary rawhide* T3chn0Namagomi: ASS! KnightsofSquare: And those just aren't good characteristics in a sex slave! XStrike8: YAOI?!? ^_^ dragonclawsedw: NAK IS THE LOVECHILD OF XELLOSS AND PHIBRIZZO! J4deninj44: Oh I just hit a giant freaking ass fin with tiny freaking ass ball...WAKKA WAKKA! XStrike8: Looks like someone's had you in their mouth... >:\ Choark: *breasts cushion fall* VampireJazz: wow! my butt did it! Choark: i was a big breasted girl at the time Choark: *fondles his own chest* Smartzvn85: "I molest kittens!" FFFan80: IDONTKNOWHERETOFINDANIPPLEYOURHIGHNESS!!!!!! Choark: but you looked so tasty.. I had to have you dragonclawsedw: Bad Dia! You gotta keep that impregnation of yours under control... DogshamanPhil: You'll get used to impregnation after a while, dude. PortableVulture: I want to beat somebody to death with a 14 inch dildo!!! pd Rydia: But why talk about candy when we can all eat BABY FETUSES! XStrike8: Baby Fetuses, the food of Champions... Arch mage144: I suck with people. dragonclawsedw: whoah, AM pulled a quickie J4deninj44: Damn, I'm all over the penis. FFFan80: GENITALS WARTS!!! FFFan80: ^_^ 'Cause now I know how god damn sexy I'd be as a girl, silly! FFFan80: With the right tools, you can put any tab where you want -_^ Xv Aur0n: ::Brings a sex toy into it:: dragonclawsedw: I'M BEING HELD BY A HORNEY MAN WITHOUT PANTS AND I'M IN NOTHING BUT ANIMAL SKINS!! dragonclawsedw: I mean seriously, Bahamut doesn't hump your leg when you summon him... dragonclawsedw: *chases after him* IT'S ONLY AN ERECTION! dragonclawsedw: Don't do it, chicks dig penises! Arch mage144: Don't let him castrate himself! LovelyJester: yes........i won't cut off my penis. J4deninj44: My boobs are not up for grabs!! FFFan80: *>.<* IM: OH MY GOD!!! I'm pissed and turned on at once!!! UltimateKoD: It's in! :-) pd Rydia: That's so sexy...take me now. I want to be your love monkey. VampireJazz: i want to spank the love monkey with amana's spoon! VampireJazz: ^_^ i transcend gender daily. VampireJazz: i love my male body! Arch mage144: Male DM raped me when I was female.... VampireJazz: you want me to rape him/her?! XStrike8: Lovely Phallic Symbol you have there... pd Rydia: I sure could go for some phallic symbols right now... pd Rydia: Oh my god! It's so big! VampireJazz: nice phallic symbol. XStrike8: Always did love big swords. ^_^ Arch mage144: Lex, don't leer at Daniel's sack so... pd Rydia: I want a threeway. Smartzvn85: uh I'll get it out! dragonclawsedw: Yeah! I need my phallic symbol damnnit! VampireJazz: phallic symbols rock my socks VampireJazz: amana would like being a pony. "ride me ride me!" Arch mage144: ......I don't like the concept of my soul coming out my penis, thank you! Arch mage144: I get to stab Molokidan with what looks like my massive green penis! dragonclawsedw: Stuck him with his "sword" he did...heh heh.. J4deninj44: scary is when 20+ girls have their periods all at the same time i.e. the floor of my dorm once a month Arch mage144: My gigantic green penis o\/\/ns j00! Arch mage144: *impales a random bystander with his gigantic green penis of DOOOOM* pd Rydia: you LIKE stabbing people with your large strangely-colored phallic symbol? J4deninj44: YOU were the one that moaned dragonclawsedw: Pocky flavored phallic symbols... J4deninj44: You name it she'll put it in her mouth... XStrike8: And WHY are you ladies worried about the FLAVOR of your Phallic Symbols?!? dragonclawsedw: AM is fixated on the raping thing ne? XStrike8: I can show you a "symbol of love" that you wouldn't believe AZNShadow77: *distant yell* SHIT! WRONG WAY!!! XStrike8: OOh.... ahh!!!! WONDERFUL!!! Just PERFECT!!! J4deninj44: The supreme Phallic symbol is salty and spits like a camel XStrike8: T: ...coming, I'm COMING!!!! AZNShadow77: *Tentacles grab onto the edge of the hole* Urk! XStrike8: Sex and violence.. violence and Sex... Sexy violence, and violent sex... XD J4deninj44: o.o How do humans...do the thing? pd Rydia: But do NOT lift my shirt up again! J4deninj44: I mean what do they mean by "fiery caverns" and "manhood"? J4deninj44: Phallic alert! Phallic alert XStrike8: Man your Battle Stations!!! There is a Phallic Symbol on the premisis. XStrike8: YES!!!, GOD, YES!!! pd Rydia: You don't just go around showing off your penis to everyone!!! J4deninj44: Do you still want to see my penis? pd Rydia: Shaun - Good luck fucking. J4deninj44: I want you to see what you're missing pd Rydia: and don't forget to bring a penis...yours or otherwise pd Rydia: WOMEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PENISES! J4deninj44: Next you'll be telling you don't have testicles. J4deninj44: YOU PEE OUT OF THAT!! pd Rydia: You're not getting your penis anywhere near my hole! J4deninj44: Waaaa! I don't want seeds to come out my penis! J4deninj44: Stay away from me and my penis! J4deninj44: What if my penis gets lost in the hole? Arch mage144: No inserting things into my anus! Arch mage144: I pity the man who enjoys getting rammed in the ass... Nekojin SCV: AM just got ass raped XD Arch mage144: *bends over and moons Cho* Am I bleeding? Nekojin SCV: i promise i won't be soo rough this time Nekojin SCV: i'll be soft.. i swear ;p VampireJazz: *giggle* it'll be fun! and i promise i won't violate you again. VampireJazz: i've already raped someone today thanks. Arch mage144: Damnit, you raped me, and I retaliate... Choark: *is a phallic symbol* Arch mage144: *limp* dragonclawsedw: Aw, but we can't get enough penis! VampireJazz: I HAD LOTS OF DIRTY SEX! VampireJazz: PENIS! look mines fatter. Smartzvn85: but he is...guy and...you are guy...and...SEX! Hiro Tenkai: Hey Koss, you missed some penis! dragonclawsedw: Wow, all of this is starting to make me wish I was bi also Arch mage144: The world needs more penis! pd Rydia: *buries AM in dildos* pd Rydia: Dude, if you steal my uterus, I want your penis pd Rydia: Woo! and I uphold a long standing fine tradition of impregnating Phil! XStrike8: *steals his penis back* DogshamanPhil: Fine! o\/o If you don't want my breasts, I'm not taking yours either! *sulk* XStrike8: *sells Dia's Uterus on E-bay* Arch mage144: I'd give Winky a huggle or something, but that'd be odd. VampireJazz: see winky run! see am slap winky! winky is a bizatch! Smartzvn85: *bends over* Arch mage144: WHICH HAS BEEN PENETRATED BY CERTAIN OBJECTS!!! /// dragonclawsedw (9:43:34 PM): OFF WITH HIS BALLS! /// WillBaseton (9:43:41 PM): WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH CHO? /// J4deninj44 (9:43:45 PM): OFF WITH THE DISEASED WRETCHES! Choark: look, i have breasts! Arch mage144: THRUSSSSST! Arch mage144: Your penis already had a hole in it J4deninj44: I want to cry, laugh, crap, piss, and dance the macarena all at once. VampireJazz: i hurt his phallic flower. pdRydia: I also have a phantom penis, Lex o.o imagine that VampireJazz: phantom penis's rock my socks. amana......spoon me you sexy bizatch VampireJazz: their's so much fun to have with a good font and a penis VampireJazz: i have a nonexistent penis. but i still wuvvle it VampireJazz: w00t! tickle me pink, and abuse me with a cat toy. VampireJazz: it goes in the same hole! Arch mage144: And one part was "With help my penis elongates to perfect length" J4deninj44: i got to bounce on testicles! VampireJazz: yay! he had the bagaga from hell! Hiro Tenkai: I don't want implants. If Albert can't accept my small chest, I deserve better than him EKDS5k: and yes, I am a man whore PortableVulture: A man whore by day! But a mild mannered transvestite by night! EKDS5k: I charge $20 a night pd Rydia: ...aw, who am I kidding, I want you to chain me up and beat me XP Jak Snide: "The Perverts Pervert" sounds better... VampireJazz: i hate buttfloss. Smartzvn85: everything rides up my ass pd Rydia: What do you mean it's longer? Nekojin SCV: i have a .. ghostly penis haunting me.. VampireJazz: or in kinky cases, tab a can go into slot c, but that's just nastay Arch mage144: *the Ghost of AM's penis haunts Dia* Arch mage144: *penis crawls across the floor to its master* Arch mage144: Hey! If YOU were a dead pickled penis... Arch mage144: Just didn't say anyting...I was occupied with my penis, you know. Nekojin SCV: *slowly incest to Nama* pd Rydia: the plane of fluffiness could be, potentially, a very kinky place VampireJazz: WHOO! kinky sex in tha fluffay plane o' pleasure! UltimateKoD: Can I get a dildo over here? AshFanrico: *grabs at bulge in pants* dragonclawsedw: No one's getting lost in my busom! Arch mage144: Masochists...they certainly add flavor to life. Arch mage144: ...everyone loves a good fetish... VampireJazz: *ara's breasts seem to smile* J4deninj44: Look if your going to eat chicken at least put them in the blender first. dragonclawsedw: GRR...THEN GET OUTTA MY ASS! pd Rydia: *moans like heaven* pd Rydia: o.o Fucking? Yes. UltimateKoD: Three breasted women are too weird for my tastes! dragonclawsedw: Yes! I like my phallic symbols! pd Rydia: who DOESN'T like phallic symbols? *lurk* Arch mage144: *grabs a phallic symbol* pd Rydia: *grabs AM's phallic symbol* >_> Smartzvn85: that my be more phallic than you think... pd Rydia: *takes AM's phallic symbol and beats Ash over the head with it repeatedly* Arch mage144: Don't yank so HARD! AshFanrico: Dia grabbed AM's phallic... OWW~!!! Arch mage144: I don't suppose you want to take advantage of being locked in a closet together? Arch mage144: Yes, Yaoi, I'm sure he has a penis... Smartzvn85: uh just don't whip THAT out... FFFan80: Woah... my bagaga's alive! Arch mage144: You're so stiff! dragonclawsedw: *points at a screen with questionable oblong objects overlaping a map of the east coast* dragonclawsedw: *checks out his balls* dragonclawsedw: They're too big... Smartzvn85: WE HAD SEX! WillBaseton: Well, it sorta shrinks when you use a small incantation written on the shaft VampireJazz: can i call you phallic man? VampireJazz: my ass.......can't take much more vibration! VampireJazz: thank god! this was getting so kinky i was about to faint! VampireJazz: it's vibrating! SICK! VampireJazz: this looks like a sex chamber! VampireJazz: *plays with straps* VampireJazz: can't we get off this vibrating penis and fight?! dragonclawsedw: Yes you are...or you're an inflatable bard... WillBaseton: I'M NOT AN INFLATABLE SEX TOY! dragonclawsedw: Boobs of steel! HUZZAH! VampireJazz: STEP AWAY FROM THE BREASTS. VampireJazz: *breasts start to flash* VampireJazz: turn me off cha! i can't hear over my breasts! Jai Kega: STOP MOANING! Jak Snide: Ack! He's doing me! Arch mage144: ...I want my penis back. Shinigori: I want your penis back, too dragonclawsedw: You got your penis stolen AGAIN didn't you AM... WillBaseton: No shrinking my penis! WillBaseton: RETURN MY PENIS! pd Rydia: *gives all the males back their respective penises* FDeth: Wait...was my penis stolen when I wasn't paying attention? Arch mage144: The club for penises! Lock them up tight so they don't get out or stolen! Arch mage144: *uses The Club to lock up his penis* This is not comfortable. Shinigori: someone hotwired my penis once...I thought taking the keys out of the socket was security enough.... pd Rydia: I was gonna say...all this talk about penis made me hungry... Arch mage144: Orgies are NOT evil. KnightsofSquare: Yes, she's everyone's bitch, we've been through this before. WillBaseton: The problem is not my bagaga, it's AM's foot. Molokidan: Is that like the masturbating cat picture? VampireJazz: Nothing worse than a sexually frustrated vampire. Shinigori: *disables namas penis* Daien42: *makes estimation with her hands* around this thick Daien42: ... uh... I dunno... he said six inches... Smartzvn85: STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS! FFFan80: Did someone just climax? Jai Kega: *scratches in all the sensitive spots of cats* FFFan80: ,>.<, I AM NOT YOUR SPRITE WHORE!!! Smartzvn85: What? you mean penises? Nekojin SCV: *coughfiveknuckleshufflecoughs* T3chn0Namagomi: *coughfloggingthedolphincough* Arch mage144: ...obnoxious, abrasive, body function obsessed poster. Nekojin SCV: just say "bitch, get on you damn knees!" Smartzvn85: this place is losing wang Nekojin SCV: *checks pants* Nekojin SCV: ahh i have no wang! Nekojin SCV: i have AM on my to DO list Arch mage144: My ass is a sacred place! Smartzvn85: ok then *gives LJ a fork* Fork him in the ass instead! LovelyJester: everyone needs a good dirty forking in the ass. Smartzvn85: i hate ass hair Nekojin SCV: i can draw my own porn, thank you! Arch mage144: Come here a sex. Consolelover: If you call me Honey Buns again I'll shove C_C somewhere you WON'T find pleasant. UltimateKoD: It's very easy to suck with Brian around. XP UltimateKoD: Come with me to your new best friend, the urinal... Arch mage144: Just whip it out and concentrate. VampireJazz: what's having a penis like dia? pd Rydia: o.O I have a penis?? pd Rydia: O_O AH! What is my penis doing now?!?! VampireJazz: o.o having pink hair AND a penis is confusing. pd Rydia: I like my penises...on OTHER people! ><+ dragonclawsedw: Quick! I need the url for the mastrubation picture! Arch mage144: That's "the masturbating cat picture" Arch mage144: And...mmm...hardcore sucking. Sage RedFox: Tie me up with your chain! XStrike8: Like I said... it's a matter of size. Smartzvn85: This chat has gone from normal to Phallic in record time dragonclawsedw: THE NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE PENISES! KnightsofSquare: No! No "Animate Genitals" spell! Arch mage144: NO ZOMBIE PENISES! AdamSquint: *mouth to destruction* Arch mage144: Amanda's milking Dia!!! Arch mage144: NO BITIES MY NIPPLE NO! Arch mage144: *meanwhile, amuses himself by relieving his swollen mammary glands* XStrike8: You don't love me? You only want me for my massively lactating nipples!!! ;_; tinydonkey: Hah! I stare death in the face....and lactate! WillBaseton: I'd much rather have my bagaga than an udder. dragonclawsedw: SHUT UP AND FIX MY ASS! Arch mage144: Hey, you're not the one that's picturing the king stroking your squid! dragonclawsedw: Well normally I don't glance at chats and catch people banging rabbits.. Arch mage144: Well, I'm a lesbian in a man's body. Smartzvn85: Hey I'm a lesbian too! Arch mage144: You have good genitals. dragonclawsedw: Mmm...I like a man with assertive genitilia... AngeIic Vash: My genitals are telling me how deprived they are. /// pdRydia: *steals blaze's penis, repeats her point, and dances the dance of DOOOOOM* /// Consolelover: >.> <.< v.v /// Consolelover: Hey! /// pdRydia: *gives Brian Blaze's bagaga in a box* /// Arch mage144: ...Dia. /// Arch mage144: I do not want Blaze's manhood in any container. /// Arch mage144: Blaze, get over here and claim your penis. /// Consolelover: *claims it, goes off into a corner, and sorts the whole mess out* Daien01: Outta my ass? pdRydia: ...I have a penis on my playlist. >_> Daien01: BUT NO HERO BEFORE HAS HAD TO BUTTRAPE RONALD MCDONALD!!!! ;_; AdamSquint: Forget those fruity McNuggets...they frighten me. FFFan80: o___O WHERE'S MY WANG?!?!?! FFFan80: I DONT TAKE IT UP THE ASS ANYMORE DAMMIT!!!!!!!! Arch mage144: ...I have really perky nipples though. VampireJazz: I DEMAND THE RELEASE OF MY NIPPLES. Arch mage144: ...I'M A DRAGONHALF WITH A FROG UP MY ASS! End790: o_o But.. but.. what of the fate of my crotch?! Jak Snide: Guys don't have tits. And the idea of something being inserted up my ass scares me. KotokiFrog: ...I've got your congestion right here, baby. Jak Snide: Aaaw, a good night rape! I feel so special! CaptainPervy: *My genitals say I should go make a pizza* CaptainPervy: *Pickled Genitals area good conversation piece when placed upon your mantle* Shinigori: I need to shit so bad my ass hurts Daien01: Well, there's nothing like butt rape to wake you up at 2:20 in the morning. Kadrin77: My ass feels funny. AZNShadow77: ...*Licks himself* WillBaseton: Get OUT of my pants, Cho! Shiranai Yuki: ::Latches onto Brian's pants:: Arch mage144: ..........GET OFF MY PANTS! Arch mage144: ...Dave, what's that in your pants? Arch mage144: You don't love me because my breasts are too small. ;_; FFFan80: *rips off shirt* FEAR MY BOOBIES! Arch mage144: I dont' care if they're small, I'm proud of my boobies! dragonclawsedw: So remember guys, examine your breasts for lumps every time you shower! WillBaseton: MY PENIS IS NOT A DISPOSABLE COMMODITY! J4deninj44: I wish I had the balls to do naked cartwheels. dragonclawsedw: Yeah, the penis is always good material. T3chn0Namagomi: When all else fails, outdick him.